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Should Turtleboy Bloggers Reveal Themselves? Would You Buy An E-Book We Published? Who Is Your Favorite Blogger? Help Us Improve Turtleboy For You

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Hey turtle riders, we’re always looking to improve the quality of our product, and a good way to do that is with turtle rider feedback. If you have a minute please answer these poll questions for us so we can continue to give you the hot takes you so greatly deserve, and we can brainstorm new ways to diversify the ways in which the turtle is disseminated.

Oh, and if you have any suggestions that can’t be addressed by answering these poll questions then feel free to leave them in the comments section. We will read all of them.

















5 Comment(s)
  • British TG
    May 31, 2018 at 6:06 am

    Hopefully this logging in business will help to flush out the cesspool of racist and anti-Semitic comments you normally see in this section.

    As I said before, I think having ‘a’ face will help you to grow. I know that lots of the long-standing Turtleriders would be sceptical about this, but with the FB restrictions you seem to have explored every other avenue to spread the word to little avail. It doesn’t mean you have to reveal the other bloggers.

    I personally would like to see more national stories. You’ve spread quite far now and it would be great if your page reflected that.

  • Hughbo Mont
    May 30, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    I’d pay 10 a month for no ads. Stick to local stuff. I’d donate more if I knew the money was helping to defray costs relating to real investigations into taking down the McGovern crime syndicate in the Woo, paying somebody to report (repeatedly) asswipes flashing EBT cards and cash piles to the state and IRS, and things like that.

    What about a local cable access TV show? (wearing masks)

  • GG
    May 30, 2018 at 11:46 am

    I definatley have alot of thoughts on these.  Id be willing to pay for a turtleboy subscription the price i would be willing to pay would depend on what would be offered.  I cant say i would be willing to pay ten bucks just to have it add free.  But i may consider if there were other perks included like exclusive content etc.

    I totally understand you guys being aynonomous i would be in this political climate.  But i do agree that in order to take the next atep you need to have a public face to your brand as well.  I think the idea of traveling and doing “talks” is awesome and i would definitly attend.

    I also like that you guys report on things that are local and you touch on some big national stories as well.  I think you should stay local as we have very few non brainwashed sjw voices here!  I am a HUGE fan of your podcasts and turtleboy live!  I never get to watch live but i always listen the next day!  You guys are hilarious! My only complaint is i wish they were longer and more often lol 

    I love the app definitly prefer it to the website.  The only issue i have had with it is when u do the polls for some reason they dont work on my app and i have to go to the website to take the polls.  Keep up the awesome work!

  • Stunt Penis
    May 30, 2018 at 10:30 am

    Ugh. Needing to log in just to post comments? Sheesh.

    • Hughbo Mont
      May 30, 2018 at 3:18 pm

      I know. Had to use my burner email account. LOL

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