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SJW Abuses Power On Citizen’s Board To Deny Well Respected Attorney A Position On Zoning Board Because She Reads Turtleboy Sports

SJW Abuses Power On Citizen’s Board To Deny Well Respected Attorney A Position On Zoning Board Because She Reads Turtleboy Sports

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Margaret Melican was recently voted Worcester’s best poet and and is one of Worcester’s most widely respected attorneys. She has lived in Worcester her entire life, built roots here, and is an active member of her community. She so wants to serve her community that she tried to get on the city’s zoning board, which requires going in front of the Citizen’s Advisory Council – an unelected group of 10 people who are appointed due to their connections in the city government. Unfortunately for Margaret, she was voted down 6-4. Why would anyone vote against a highly qualified attorney to serve on the zoning board? Simple – she comments on Turtleboy’s Facebook page. Not even kidding, this was something that was brought up by local activist and board member Etel Haxhiaj.

You can watch the whole video by clicking here and going to the 2:14:00 mark. Or just watch this clip:

“To my knowledge you are a frequent participant in a local hate blog that frequently attacks women, women of color, people in this community who live in poverty. So my question is why would we want to advance forward someone who endorses those views?”

Alright, for the millionth time, Turtleboy is not even remotely racist. An independent scientific study proved this. We’re also not sexist, because almost our entire writing staff is female. I’m not even kidding. We’re mostly a bunch of women in our mid 30’s with needy children who never leave us alone. The only people Turtleboy blogs about are people who are ripping off the system, breaking the law, or doing something horrible. We expose these people because no one else will. And the only people who don’t like what we do are people who are friends or family of the people we expose. And as we will see, Etel Haxhiaj is friends with many of these people.

Meanwhile, Margaret Melican’s dignified response was the perfect example of what good looks like in the face of pure evil:

“My relationship with Turtleboy Sports is really limited to once in a while I write a limerick related to a story they’re writing. I don’t write things that are disrespectful to anybody, so I’m not sure why you would think that about me. Mr. Bird knows that I actually won an award for my limericks on Turtleboy Sports.”

Margaret Melican doesn’t have a billboard on the highway for her “little engine that could” self practicing law firm. She helps poor people, many of whom are of color, because she’s a great person. She has her entire life. She’s highly qualified and more than deserving of the position.

But what has Etel Haxhiaj, AKA Etel Capacchione done for her community? Oh, that’s right – nothing. Unless calling other people racist and virtue signaling is considered helping people of color and the poor. And people like Etel make a living off of imaginary racism. After all, she is good friends with the people who ran the disgraced non-profit Mosaic Cultural Complex. We wrote story after story about this group of swindlers, who fabricated false claims of racism in order to collect grant money from the taxpayers. We buried them for good when we proved that Mosaic Director Brenda Jenkins’ son, Robert “Boo Shameek” Alston, was not only falsifying his time sheets (we proved this by showing that hours added up were wrong, and Robert Alston was at home posting on Facebook when he said he was working):

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But he was also openly bragging on social media about how easy it is to play off of “white guilt” to keep that taxpayer money coming from the non profits:


Mosaic’s alleged mission was to treat men of color who needed healthcare, which was a service they never actually provided. Instead they were paying money to people like Robert Alston, who openly celebrates when people get cancer or AIDS:


He was being paid all this money by the city in order to pay back the tens of thousands of dollars he never paid in child support:

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These are the type of people we expose at Turtleboy Sports. Awful, women-hating racists like Robert Alston, who steal from the taxpayers and brag about it on social media. But according to Etel Haxhiaj, this makes us racist. And she has authority in the second largest city in New England.

Etel continues to make a lot of money off the non-profits too. A couple years ago she used her ties to Maura Healey to gain a spot on the YWCA’s board of directors. Look how much money the this organization has bilked from the taxpayers since she joined:


Hundreds of thousands of dollars. No doubt Etel got her piece of the pie. Just check out the YWCA’s Facebook page to see how much “work” this group does for the community. And by work I mean, bringing in their political friends to hold signs about dismantling racism

and putting on dinners where they give each other awards for fixing racism:

They’re really good at giving awards to each other. That’s literally all they do. Including disgraced District 4 City Councilor/Pastor Sarai “Ti-ti-ho” Rivera

And Brenda Jenkins, the CEO of Mosaic Cultural Complex, who violated the law when signed off on her son’s fraudulent timesheets:

Etel doesn’t like Margaret Melican because she comments on a blog that exposed her friends for what they are – well-connected crooks. She kept her off of a zoning board, not because she wasn’t qualified for the job, but because she has the audacity to support a blog that is fighting for the taxpayers by exposing Etel’s criminal friends.

If you’d like to see a list of all the boards, commissions, and other hookup gigs Etel Haxjiaj has been handed to her because of her connections, just Google her

Here she is with Joyce McNickles, a woman who frequently harasses and bullies our advertisers:

Yet despite being more than qualified for the position on the zoning board, Margaret Melican was voted down 6-4, because a local malcontent doesn’t like our blog. This is INSANE. This is what goes on behind the scenes in a city government. I’m sure it’s not just a Worcester thing. Every city in America is plagued with these people. This is why politicians like Joe Petty and Ed Augustus are dangerous. Because they’ve appointed fascists like Etel to important government commissions. Not coincidentally both Fast Eddie and Jumpin Joe are regulars at the YWCA, where they eat pastries with Etel and the rest of their friends:

Oh, and did I mention that the YWCA (which will be the next group of swindlers we have to expose) is nothing more than a taxpayer funded political organization? They don’t help anyone. They just post links from the Huffington Post on Facebook, and organize political rallies:

They even honored disgraced former State Rep Dianne Wilkerson, who recently got out of prison for accepting $23,000 in bribes while in office and stuffing them down her bra.

This is the kind of person that Etel Haxhiaj believes is a leader. She’d get on the board if she applied. Margaret Melican can’t because she reads a blog that Etel doesn’t like.

Ironically they believe that “every woman is a leader”

Unless those women read Turtleboy Sports. Then they’re just bigots who support hate speech.

This is scary folks. The government is now policing what people read and comment on on Facebook. Margaret Melican writes simple, harmless limericks like this:

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As you can see, they are hilarious. But apparently citizens are not allowed to write funny limericks about news in their community on Facebook. In the United States of America. Because…..social justice.

Perhaps the limericks that caught Etel’s attention had to do with her good friend Brenda Jenkins’ son Robert Alston:

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Oh, but guess who did get on? This guy:

Yup, SJW school committee candidate Dante Comparetto. A man who urged kids to skip school on the day Donald Trump was inagurated,

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Planned to go to Trump Tower the day after the election to point and laugh

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Has been arrested several times for driving without a license

And claims to own a business in Worcester, but it’s really just a business in Shrewsbury that was handed to him due to his white privilege.

How did he get voted in and Margaret didn’t? Simple – he hates Turtleboy Sports and call us racist:

That’s the only requirement. These people have called us racist so many times they’ve convinced themselves it’s the truth. Dante comes on at about the 1:25:00 mark if you wanna watch the video. Basically he starts off by saying that he hit someone’s car, and then regales them with his stories of nearly being killed when he was shot as a 17 year old, and being a homeless, alcoholic drug addict who thought he got AIDS from his junkie girlfriend:

Not even kidding. He told them that he thought he got AIDS from his girlfriend. Etel and 7 others voted for him in a 8-2 vote.

These people control the City of Worcester right now. They know how to game the system, and they know how to move from one non-profit to the next in order to collect more taxpayer money. They hate us because we watch them and document what they do. And since they can’t combat us with facts they call us racist. But they can shit on us all they want. However, they cross a line when they keep a highly qualified, taxpaying productive citizen like Margaret Melican off of a zoning board simply because she comments on our Facebook page.

Please, send an email or call City Manager Ed Augustus to let him know how infuriated you are that someone on the Citizen’s Advisory Board would vote for their unqualified white male friend instead of a highly qualified woman like Margaret Melican, simply because of their stance on Turtleboy Sports. Here is his contact information:










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12 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    June 11, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    I guess only racists, race baiters, and drunks can get anywhere in Worcester.

  • June 11, 2017 at 6:56 am

    Actions have consequences

  • Erin
    June 10, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    I wish there were more “Turtle Boy” investigates features. Those entries are very informative and provide a much needed alternative take on current events. I can do without the overdone coverage of disgraced people. And while I disagree with some of TBS points of view, I have to admit that the takes are consistent. That’s why I liked the Facebook pages and do business with their advertisers.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    June 10, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    Thats a big ol’ SJW circle jerk!
    I live in a small Texas town of about 12,000 pop., and we re the types of folks who’d be deemed “deplorable.” Yet (and I speak from many years of having a look from both the outside and inside of the politics of our area) we DO NOT have such goofy things happening. Folks work together. Our small town has a Hispanic female for a mayor, two women on city council (one black, one white), and a black man as a long-time, well-respected county commissioner. We all work together, and this is a HIGHLY conservative area of Texas. We go against all the stereotypes of the left. These are all elected positions. Fuck the left – they’re all talk.

  • SJWHater101
    June 10, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    Thank you TBS for bringing this corrupt fascism to the surface. People are still pissed with elected officials, and it’s only fair to hold them accountable. Corruption exists on both sides of the aisle, but right here in the good ole Woo SJW fascists force their agenda! And taxpayers like myself are tired of this shit. Again, keep up the good work and fuck all the SJWs trying to bring Worcester down!

  • 48 Cedar Street
    June 10, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    How come Etel Hoxhaig didn’t disclose her relationship with Dante Camaretto (she’s on his campaign committee) when she voted for hm????

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      June 10, 2017 at 7:37 pm

      If that’s true, someone needs to report her to the state ethics board. That vote should be vacated and she should be fined and removed from every board or commission she sits on.

  • TJB
    June 10, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    The problem ( for them) is TBS is not racist. TBS IS REALIST. and they hate that.

  • Craig
    June 10, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    Fascist-hater cliques still trying to control everything, against their biased agendas.

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