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So we’ve written about this shitturd
many times before. His name is Xaveir Torres de Janon, and he is a perpetual victim. The social justice warrior is an immigrant from Ecuador, which means unlike many people in Ecuador who live in abject poverty, his family had the money and the resources to immigrate to the greatest country that has ever existed. He goes to a private college that costs $60,000 a year, which he helped finance through a GoFundMe:
AKA begging. For a little bit more background, here’s some other things he’s done to make himself Turtleboy famous:
- In a public forum he demanded that Hampshire College expel several students because they were “rapists,” even though they were not in fact rapists and had never been charged with or accused of raping anyone.
- Called an internship “slavery“
- Contacted Hampshire College’s lawyer, demanding that she do something about our blogs which were critical of him, so she wrote us this cease and desist letter, which we then mocked because she’s obviously just as much of a moron as he is.
- Demanded that Hampshire College cancel classes because he was so traumatized from calling other students rapists.
Anyway, this little buttnut was elected by his peers to be the graduation speaker at Hampshire College. You simply MUST watch his speech, which begins at the 1:31 mark of this video:
Student speaker Xavier Torres de Janon, elected by his classmates, started his speech with a content warning of “mild to heavy cursing,” and the heads up held true.
“Hold onto your caps, DIVS and racist uncles,” he said.
This school continues to enroll and retain rapists,” de Janon charged, in a speech tinged with occasional profanity. The native of Guayaquil, Ecuador, also claimed, “We will become tokens for this campus to profit off.”
De Janon was among 355 graduates at Hampshire’s 46th commencement. His senior project was titled, “A Comparative Racial Framework under the Brown Scare:
Post-9/11 U.S. Racialization and Persecution of Muslim-Arabs and Latin@s.”
The new graduate said attempts were made prior to the commencement to prevent him from speaking. “I was told I was suicidal by an administrator,” he said, without naming the individual.
De Janon alleged that Black Lives Matter efforts on campus were suppressed while swastikas were placed on the grounds, including inside bathrooms.
Torres was issued a disciplinary sanction last week for promoting civil disruption on campus. The sanction, he said, put into question his ability to speak before them at Saturday’s commencement.
“Did y’all really think it would be that easy to get rid of me?” he asked, to cheers from the students.
Torres had few kind words for the college, referencing its “heartless frivolity,” its racism and what he referred to as its harboring of rapists. He urged his peers to hold their middle fingers high in response.
“I would lie if I said Hampshire College has treated me well,” he said. “If you haven’t been able to tell, I’m a staunch critic of Hampshire College.
Seriously, how would you like to be a parent of some normal kid (are there any?) at Hampshire College? You just paid all this money for your kid to get a degree in Gender Studies, and you have to listen to this cisgender privileged asshole talk about himself for 20 minutes. Because that’s all this speech was – shameless self-promotion. He took this graduation, which was supposed to be about everyone, and he made it all about himself. As if anyone gives a flying fuck about how this little pukestain chooses to make himself a victim.
I mean, how would you feel if you were a parent in the audience with a little kid? One of these adorable little kids who were at the graduation, picture on Hampshire College’s Facebook page:
And then the first words out of Xavier’s mouth are, “we fucking made it“:
Bitch, you “made it” at a school where they don’t give grades. You literally accomplished nothing except for achieving the award for being the biggest naniburger who has ever lived.
Honestly, we’ve read a million things this kid has written and said before, but until you actually hear the words come out of his mouth, it doesn’t really do him any justice. I use this word for special occasions, and special dooshnozzles, but Xavier TDJ is the biggest pussy these eyes have ever seen. Like, ever. Not even close.
I mean, just check out the buzzword soup he was dishing out, starting with who he dedicated the speech to:
“To the black fems, to the black women, to the black transwomen, and black nongender nonconforming bodies in the audience.”
Or the nice things he was saying about the college that coddled and “educated” him for the last four years:
“Hampshire College’s capitalist, sexist, rape culture, racist, prison industrial complex, transmisognistic.”
He fit all those SJW words in a six second vine. That’s amazing. New SJW record!!
He wasn’t done:
“Simply put, our institution is stuck under white, cishetero patriarchal liberalism. Fuck Hampshire College.”
Awesome choice for a graduation speaker.
He was just warming up though:
“President Barrack Obama and those in power would perpetuate black transgenocide, the prison industrial complex, and militarization of the police.”
And of course several of the people he has falsely labeled as rapists were graduating, and their families were there as well. He made them feel very comfortable:
“This school continues to enroll and retain rapists.”
And Hampshire College just let him keep talking because the adults who run the school are too gutless to stop him. Because it’s easier to let the inmates run the asylum than it is to be an adult and teach these kids that ultimately they are nobodies. That’s why they let you walk across the stage and shake the President’s hand while holding your dog:
But this was ultimately my favorite part of the speech, in the message he was directing towards, “the black fems, to the black women, to the black transwomen, and black nongender nonconforming bodies in the audience”:
“Middle fingers up, put them hands high, wave it in his fist, tell him ‘boy, bye!'”
I can’t unhear that. I’ve never seen a face that punchable. Not that I or anyone ever would or should. It’s like picking on an 8 year old girl. But that was by far the most emasculating thing I’ve ever seen. This is the face of college students in 2016.
Luckily he will never have any power. Ever. As a matter of fact it’s going to be extremely difficult for him to get a job. Nobody wants an ungrateful employee like this. Nobody wants to hire someone who will be a perpetual complainer and can’t get along with other people. No one wants to work with an a self-centered narcissistic poopsmooch. No one wants to work with someone with such an obvious disdain for white people, particularly white men who agree that their penises define them as men.
And unfortunately for Xavier he has done so much damage to his digital footprint, that all a company will have to do is Google his name and all these stories will come up. Congrats Xavier, you have graduated from a fake college with a worthless degree and now your only hope of employment is moving back to Ecuador and being the wealthy landowning lucky sperm that you were born to be.
My biggest problem with the speech was that it was as if nothing else in the world mattered except for black transgender women. Literally nothing. He even shit on Bernie Sanders and called him an old white dude. Who shits on Bernie? Who thinks Bernie isn’t liberal enough? If you were a conservative in that audience there would be absolutely no room for you. That entire graduation was nothing more than a celebration of political correctness gone mad.
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