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SJW Graduation Speaker Shits All Over His School In The Most Emasculating Speech Of All Time

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So we’ve written about this shitturd

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many times before. His name is Xaveir Torres de Janon, and he is a perpetual victim. The social justice warrior is an immigrant from Ecuador, which means unlike many people in Ecuador who live in abject poverty, his family had the money and the resources to immigrate to the greatest country that has ever existed. He goes to a private college that costs $60,000 a year, which he helped finance through a GoFundMe:

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AKA begging. For a little bit more background, here’s some other things he’s done to make himself Turtleboy famous:

  • In a public forum he demanded that Hampshire College expel several students because they were “rapists,” even though they were not in fact rapists and had never been charged with or accused of raping anyone.
  • Called an internship “slavery
  • Contacted Hampshire College’s lawyer, demanding that she do something about our blogs which were critical of him, so she wrote us this cease and desist letterwhich we then mocked because she’s obviously just as much of a moron as he is.
  • Demanded that Hampshire College cancel classes because he was so traumatized from calling other students rapists.

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Anyway, this little buttnut was elected by his peers to be the graduation speaker at Hampshire College. You simply MUST watch his speech, which begins at the 1:31 mark of this video:

Here’s what he had to say:

Student speaker Xavier Torres de Janon, elected by his classmates, started his speech with a content warning of “mild to heavy cursing,” and the heads up held true. 

“Hold onto your caps, DIVS and racist uncles,” he said. 

This school continues to enroll and retain rapists,” de Janon charged, in a speech tinged with occasional profanity. The native of Guayaquil, Ecuador, also claimed, “We will become tokens for this campus to profit off.”

De Janon was among 355 graduates at Hampshire’s 46th commencement. His senior project was titled, “A Comparative Racial Framework under the Brown Scare:
Post-9/11 U.S. Racialization and Persecution of Muslim-Arabs and Latin@s.”

The new graduate said attempts were made prior to the commencement to prevent him from speaking. “I was told I was suicidal by an administrator,” he said, without naming the individual.

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De Janon alleged that Black Lives Matter efforts on campus were suppressed while swastikas were placed on the grounds, including inside bathrooms.

Torres was issued a disciplinary sanction last week for promoting civil disruption on campus. The sanction, he said, put into question his ability to speak before them at Saturday’s commencement.

“Did y’all really think it would be that easy to get rid of me?” he asked, to cheers from the students.

Torres had few kind words for the college, referencing its “heartless frivolity,” its racism and what he referred to as its harboring of rapists. He urged his peers to hold their middle fingers high in response.

“I would lie if I said Hampshire College has treated me well,” he said. “If you haven’t  been able to tell, I’m a staunch critic of Hampshire College.

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Seriously, how would you like to be a parent of some normal kid (are there any?) at Hampshire College? You just paid all this money for your kid to get a degree in Gender Studies, and you have to listen to this cisgender privileged asshole talk about himself for 20 minutes. Because that’s all this speech was – shameless self-promotion. He took this graduation, which was supposed to be about everyone, and he made it all about himself. As if anyone gives a flying fuck about how this little pukestain chooses to make himself a victim.

I mean, how would you feel if you were a parent in the audience with a little kid? One of these adorable little kids who were at the graduation, picture on Hampshire College’s Facebook page:

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And then the first words out of Xavier’s mouth are, “we fucking made it“:

Bitch, you “made it” at a school where they don’t give grades. You literally accomplished nothing except for achieving the award for being the biggest naniburger who has ever lived.

Honestly, we’ve read a million things this kid has written and said before, but until you actually hear the words come out of his mouth, it doesn’t really do him any justice. I use this word for special occasions, and special dooshnozzles, but Xavier TDJ is the biggest pussy these eyes have ever seen. Like, ever. Not even close.

I mean, just check out the buzzword soup he was dishing out, starting with who he dedicated the speech to:

To the black fems, to the black women, to the black transwomen, and black nongender nonconforming bodies in the audience.”

Or the nice things he was saying about the college that coddled and “educated” him for the last four years:

Hampshire College’s capitalist, sexist, rape culture, racist, prison industrial complex, transmisognistic.”

He fit all those SJW words in a six second vine. That’s amazing. New SJW record!!

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He wasn’t done:

Simply put, our institution is stuck under white, cishetero patriarchal liberalism. Fuck Hampshire College.”

Awesome choice for a graduation speaker.

He was just warming up though:

President Barrack Obama and those in power would perpetuate black transgenocide, the prison industrial complex, and militarization of the police.”

And of course several of the people he has falsely labeled as rapists were graduating, and their families were there as well. He made them feel very comfortable:

This school continues to enroll and retain rapists.”

And Hampshire College just let him keep talking because the adults who run the school are too gutless to stop him. Because it’s easier to let the inmates run the asylum than it is to be an adult and teach these kids that ultimately they are nobodies. That’s why they let you walk across the stage and shake the President’s hand while holding your dog:

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But this was ultimately my favorite part of the speech, in the message he was directing towards, “the black fems, to the black women, to the black transwomen, and black nongender nonconforming bodies in the audience”:

“Middle fingers up, put them hands high, wave it in his fist, tell him ‘boy, bye!'”

I can’t unhear that. I’ve never seen a face that punchable. Not that I or anyone ever would or should. It’s like picking on an 8 year old girl. But that was by far the most emasculating thing I’ve ever seen. This is the face of college students in 2016.

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Luckily he will never have any power. Ever. As a matter of fact it’s going to be extremely difficult for him to get a job. Nobody wants an ungrateful employee like this. Nobody wants to hire someone who will be a perpetual complainer and can’t get along with other people. No one wants to work with an a self-centered narcissistic poopsmooch. No one wants to work with someone with such an obvious disdain for white people, particularly white men who agree that their penises define them as men.

And unfortunately for Xavier he has done so much damage to his digital footprint, that all a company will have to do is Google his name and all these stories will come up. Congrats Xavier, you have graduated from a fake college with a worthless degree and now your only hope of employment is moving back to Ecuador and being the wealthy landowning lucky sperm that you were born to be.

My biggest problem with the speech was that it was as if nothing else in the world mattered except for black transgender women. Literally nothing. He even shit on Bernie Sanders and called him an old white dude. Who shits on Bernie? Who thinks Bernie isn’t liberal enough? If you were a conservative in that audience there would be absolutely no room for you. That entire graduation was nothing more than a celebration of political correctness gone mad.

 

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39 Comment(s)
  • tsr
    November 11, 2016 at 11:52 pm

    There was a time when Americans believed in freedom.

    The US is dying from a million cuts. Part of the reason the USA is a nanny police state now is that whenever there is a problem, the kneejerk reaction in the US is to call for a new law.

    Nanny state laws are not the best solution, however. Nanny state laws lead to more laws, higher fines, and tougher sentences. Thirty years ago, DWI laws were enacted that led to DWI checkpoints and lower DWI levels. Seatbelt laws led to backseat seatbelt laws, childseat laws, and pet seatbelt laws. Car liability insurance laws led to health insurance laws and gun liability laws. Smoking laws that banned smoking in buildings led to laws against smoking in parks and then bans against smoking in entire cities. Sex offender registration laws led to sex offender restriction laws and violent offender registration laws.

    Nanny state laws don’t make us safer, either. Nanny state laws lead people to be careless since they don’t need to have personal responsibility anymore. People don’t need to be careful crossing the street now because drunk-driving has been outlawed and driving while using a cellphone is illegal. People don’t investigate companies or carry out due diligence because businesses must have business licenses now.

    The main point of nanny state laws is not safety. The main purposes of more laws are control and revenue generation for the state.

    Another reason laws are enacted is because corporations give donations to lawmakers to stifle competition or increase sales.

    Many laws are contradictory, too. Some laws say watering lawns is required, while other laws say watering lawns is illegal.

    Many nanny state laws that aim to solve a problem can be fixed by using existing laws. If assault is already illegal, why do we need a new law that outlaws hitting umpires?

    Nanny state laws are not even necessary. If everything was legal would you steal, murder, and use crack cocaine? Aren’t there other ways to solve problems besides calling the police? Couldn’t people educate or talk to people who bother them? Couldn’t people be sued for annoying behavior? Couldn’t people just move away? Even if assault was legal, wouldn’t attackers risk being killed or injured, too? Do people have consciences? Having no laws doesn’t mean actions have no consequences.

    If there is no victim, there is no crime.

    We don’t need thousands of laws when we only need 10.

    Freedom is not just a one way street. You can only have freedom for yourself if you allow others to have it.

    Should swimming pools be banned because they are dangerous? Hammers? Bottles? Rocks? Energy drinks? Pillows?

    Control freaks might get angry when a neighbor owns three indoor cats, but what did the neighbor take from them? Why should this be illegal? Is outlawing cats something a free country should do? Doesn’t banning everything sound like the opposite of freedom?

    Instead of getting mad at people who like freedom, why don’t people realize that freedom is a two way street?

    If you allow others to paint their house purple then you can, too.

    If you allow others to own a gun then you can, too.

    If you allow others to swear then you can, too.

    If you allow others to gamble then you can, too.

    Who wants to live in a prison?

    Think. Question everything.

  • JoeD
    May 18, 2016 at 9:29 am

    Won’t get a job??? There are social program directors being paid with our tax dollars standing in line and creaming over getting this puke on their payroll aka our tax dollars.

  • Carlo's Daddy
    May 17, 2016 at 12:52 am

    Man, Hampshire College is a complete joke. I interview people for jobs within my company. I can honestly say if I ever see a Hampshire College resume, the applicant will immediately find themselves in the circular file!

  • Jennifer
    May 16, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    Douche-tastic!!! Just one more self indulgent, entitled, always offended, “poor me”, little prick that will someday make his life’s mission marching for and supporting some other douchebag….but hey, that’s none of my business lol.

  • A_Guy
    May 16, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    I attended a Hampshire College prospective student seminar and as soon as we went to the basement of a building a arranged the chairs int a circle to commence the “informational session” I told me dad that we should skip the campus tour and just go home. You “build” your own major there. At a giant farm. It’s a joke.

    • A_Guy
      May 16, 2016 at 7:13 pm

      SO many typos..

  • Jeff Lebowski
    May 16, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    I really do hope that all of his bullshit comments and screwed views of Hampshire College will follow him for at least 10 years. Hopefully with the help of social media this video will be attached to his resume and played for all future job interviews

  • KML
    May 16, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    I can’t believe that the administration gave him a standing ovation when he was done! I am surprised that people weren’t booing him…I would have been. Disgusting!

  • juror seven
    May 16, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    I’ll say one thing, that is an Impressive rack on that black chick up on the stage behind shit stain. Love to place my face between them and wiggle my ears. Hope there’s no dangling plumbing under the gown.

    • Jennifer
      May 16, 2016 at 7:55 pm

      Lol! Was instantly the first thing I noticed about the story lol

      • BobnMic
        May 17, 2016 at 2:20 am

        Shit I thought it was just me. Whew…

  • The Executioner
    May 16, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    He keeps playing the victim card and he better no get off his anti-depressants or it will be all over when he hangs himself to put himself out of his own misery. Can’t happen soon enough. And what about the speil about not enough undocumented students? If you’re undocumented, get the hell out of this country. End of story. Fed up with my taxes helping to support these blood suckers. Remember the Native Americans did not unite and force the invaders off their land, leading to their own demise. That’s exactly what is happening to US Citizens now…just let more undocumented, ungrateful, breeding blood suckers of our resources aboard and see how we follow the path of the Natives before us. Liberalism is out of control. And I agree that there is something wrong at that school to even permit that loser to speak at Commencement with his history there. Censor him at least or kick him off the stage. Tear his diploma up in front of him. Do something! What ultra-liberal wimps!

  • Joe Max
    May 16, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    Not a real college, more like a five year party. That type used to be called a draft-dodger college so long ago. To get that so valuable draft deferment in 69. Also, would guess many are F… ups from prep schools !

  • WormtownorBust
    May 16, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    This ‘college’ ended up making almost a cool quarter million dollars on this goober’s ‘education.’

    And the high point for him in all of it was getting to make a speech at graduation where he gets to put down the college.

    Money well spent and well earned!

  • E Pluribus Wombat
    May 16, 2016 at 12:25 pm

    He needs to stripped, tied to a post and burned alive

  • BlackandWhite
    May 16, 2016 at 11:50 am

    Unfortunately some students and parents are not smart enough to realize that Hampshire College is not a real college. Hampshire only has articulation agreements with 2 other schools: Holyoke Community College in MA, and Palm Beach Community College in FL. Their credits don’t mean CRAP if they wanted to transfer to another college.
    For a comparison, QCC has a great list of area colleges that they have articulation agreements with (even WPI for certain degrees and GPA’s). That tells you something right there.
    In our college searches, we found a HUGE red list of colleges under investigation as far as predatory loans and unethical practices. Very eye opening. Some have been recruiting homeless people off the street, passing them with good grades even they they don’t show up to class. Something will need to be done about these so called colleges that just taking anyone as a student in order to get free money from the government for their college. Do your research, parents & students. Just because the title says College doesn’t mean it actually IS a college.

  • Jon
    May 16, 2016 at 11:37 am

    I can’t wait to see a future blog called “Turtleboy: Where Are They Now” and see what this little turd is up to in 5 years. What a disrespectful loser. He’s living in a fantasy world…what was this kid like before going to college is something I’d like to know.think

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    May 16, 2016 at 11:29 am

    I’d say that I want to punch this little turd in the cock, but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have one.

  • The Philistine
    May 16, 2016 at 11:17 am

    Other than working on that campus, where on God’s Green Earth can he go?

    • Finnish Goalie
      May 16, 2016 at 11:47 am

      I sense Cambridge and a bagel shop in his future.

  • Servo1969
    May 16, 2016 at 11:12 am

    Hey will never have a real job.
    Honestly, any employer stupid enough to hire him deserves whatever they get.
    He is a walking package of instant lawsuit; Just add work.

  • Rational person
    May 16, 2016 at 10:47 am

    This is one of the comments left on the Masslive site. If this is how a graduate from Hampshire College writes, maybe the school does really suck.
    “As being apart of the 2016 class, Xavier’s speech couldn’t have been point on, I’m upset that I didn’t record it on my phone. Hampshire is a mess and is imploding in on it’s self, which is a about time type of feeling. Rape is a problem there,the colour divide is a REAL problem there, the social/economic divide also a HUGE issue, and the school acts as though nothing happens and everything is a blissful Disney fairy tale….(As long as the money doesn’t dry up)
    Money is wasted and thrown down the toilet on everything but what the college should be spending the money on. Students spend their last year paying to go to a school that has ZERO higher level classes. So instead the colleges covers that fact by letting us “work on our div” or TA for free. Greenwich mods need to be torn the F down, one year of living there and you are guaranteed to have some development of lung issues. For the inflated price tag of the college, there are barely any resources to work with, support eh, funding lol nope, barely any grant money (but has money for a new building), expects it students to “pay to donate” their division work or time back to the college so that the school won’t want to HIRE anyone, limited “real” classes, networking (compared to the other four colleges that are cheaper), heck even food/dining resources available, to back it up. I spent three years at that place, and used youtube and renting a few books from the library the most (besides Lemelson, which is the only thing that made the place worth it). But still not even close to it’s asking prices and the amount of internal issues that has, because it REFUSES to address or take action on anything. Instead the college holds petty let’s talk about it meetings or drags their feet in the ground until the class graduates. It was only a matter of time until the students had enough. With the way that Hampshire is being run I will be surprised if it makes it another ten years without a major lawsuit or who knows, going bankrupted….
    I could go on about that place, what I stated is only a small drop in the bucket as to what goes on there. But eh, at least I’m done now.”

    • KimberlyS
      KJDS
      May 16, 2016 at 1:58 pm

      Money well spent!

  • RSoxGuy
    May 16, 2016 at 10:42 am

    This kind of shit just made up people’s minds in the audience. Definitely voting for trump. Keep talking dude, or chick, or whatever you call yourself this week.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    May 16, 2016 at 10:20 am

    I would love to have the opportunity to not hire him for a job!

  • TiredOfThisCrap
    May 16, 2016 at 9:55 am

    This kid is seriously insane, and so are the idiots clapping and cheering. Listen, I get the whole liberal arts thing, sure you were a dork who didn’t really “fit in” in high school. Not the end of the world, it happens all the time, so go to Hampshire college where there are more of “your type,” no big deal. But to turn around and bite the hand that fed you the idiocy that you now share as your ideals, that’s just silly, and more importantly pathetic. My favorite zinger was the part when he said Hampshire College failed to provide him and other students with “security.” What. In. The. Fuck. Is this dipshit for real? You’re right kid, Hampshire College is an institute for higher learning (LOL, sort of), as in they are there to provide you lessons, when you provide them cashola. That’s how the shin-dig works, the end. They aren’t there to play your personal Steve from the Jerry Springer show every time your dumb ass pops off at the mouth and gets mad when people tell you to shut up and sit the fuck down. Oh, and what is with all these stupid ass dumb words these morons keep throwing around. It’s friggin annoying, and by the way, I’m educated person who knows that the words mean, but I’m just not stupid enough to use them in a sentence. Mainly because I live in big people land where we use our brains.

    You’re a loser kid, and always will be a miserable and bitter person. Good luck working the Ecuadorian food truck, cause that’s all about your now destined for.

  • Titi ho
    May 16, 2016 at 9:48 am

    All future employees at the triggly wiggly.

  • LivesInLowell
    May 16, 2016 at 9:24 am

    Xaveir stayed in a college for four years that he didn’t like and then during graduation made a speech to complains about it. Talk about asinine. To me, that seems like an expensive way to voice your opinion. Is he a moron or just trollin’? I would have left the place after the first semester if I didn’t like it and then try to find a college that I am maybe more comfortable with. Unfortunately for Xaveir, there is no college or university out there that would meet his expectations or be content with because SJWs will always find something to be offended by or complain about.

  • Angus W. Mann
    May 16, 2016 at 9:06 am

    Some lame tax-payer funded non-profit org. will hire this kid. He will continue to have a voice. No way of stopping it unless this country sees a tax revolution the likes of which has never been seen. But that will not happen. We’ve gone 3rd World by letting the 3rd World in. The Pied Piper is calling!

  • MrButthurt
    May 16, 2016 at 8:27 am

    This jackoff is a walking law suit.

  • Independent Thinker
    May 16, 2016 at 8:00 am

    Reason #759 why I voted for Trump.

  • BlackandWhite
    May 16, 2016 at 7:46 am

    Just….. Wow.

  • Judge Smails
    May 16, 2016 at 7:45 am

    I hope parents that are looking for colleges see what a shit show that this school is and go somewhere else. This administrators has to be held accountable for creating these little fuckheads. You wait and see what the enrollment is for next year. Just like Missouri University it will go down a ton.

  • UsualSuspect
    UsualSuspect
    May 16, 2016 at 7:25 am

    There is a special place in hell for people like him. Do us all a favor Xavier and kill yourself already! Nobody should need to live with so much hurt and resentment toward all things. Do the world and yourself a favor by eliminating all that misery. Your incessant whining is pathetic, go back to Ecuador and jump off a cliff.

  • Brendan Rys
    Beej
    May 16, 2016 at 7:24 am

    I’m going to find out when move-in day is at Hampshire College next year and head out there with the biggest Trump sign I can find in the back of my truck. It’s gonna be a blast! Y’all are welcome to join me!

    • The Executioner
      May 16, 2016 at 4:00 pm

      Make sure you have a huge confederate flag flyin gin the back of your truck to, just to make a point about free speech.

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    May 16, 2016 at 6:44 am

    One gratifying thing about this is, Turtleboy is right, this little shitstain will never get an actual job after they google his name and see all the “headlines” he has made. We all do stupid thing when we’re young, but his mistakes will shadow him forever, good choices, you little prick. And how could the administration not get up and push this useless piece of shit right off the stage into the arms of his “admirers? Pussies, all of them.

  • doug
    May 16, 2016 at 5:54 am

    Sorry, I made it through about 30 seconds of listening to this little faggot before either shutting it off or shooting it.
    Why do we have to listen to pansies like this as well as look at them, we see enough pansies and diklickers in the WH.
    Why is this loser even in my country, let alone eating [???] and breathing air [both of which he should stop forever]
    I blame obama for the proliferation of these useless losers in America, he should be taken {halfways] back to Ecuador and dropped off.

    • JoeMomma
      May 16, 2016 at 9:05 pm

      Calling Hampshire a college is like calling McDonalds a fine dining establishment.

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