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Skinny Jean Skinner Steals Ex-Girlfriend’s Baby’s Ashes, Holds Them Hostage Until She Agrees To Drop Domestic Violence Charges, Recruits Local Trashbag As Intermediary


This is Brandon Coldwell from Upton.

He is a perpetually unemployed loser who has been arrested for robbing banks not once, but twice, and was suspected in several other robberies.

Police said Coldwell is also a suspect in bank robberies in Brookline and Milton, and possibly Boston, and Framingham Police said he would be facing charges in all of those communities.

He was dating a woman in Northborough named Barbara “Basia” Sullivan for a few months who was apparently unaware of his past and ended up dumping him. (Just for the sake of transparency, she was a student at Shepherd Hill when I was teaching there almost 15 years ago, and I had not heard from her since.) This is a lesson in always Googling before dating, something that wasn’t taught in school. But instead of just being a man and moving onto the next chick in his life like a normal human being, bitch boi here kicked the shit out of her, stole the woman’s dead baby’s ashes, and is now holding them hostage until she agrees to drop the charges against him for beating the shit out of her.

Here’s Basia’s side of the story:

My son sadly passed away during a complicated birth a little over a year ago which was obviously awful for me. I had him cremated and put into a tiny cute box. It’s been a rough year to say the least. Anyways a few weeks ago I decided to leave a very VERY abusive relationship and after my ex literally attempted to choke me to to death he took my sons ashes. It’s been over two weeks and he has refused to return them. I have a restraining order and open case which I reported the box stolen. There has been no progress and I STILL don’t have my son.

She produced the restraining order and the police report, and they’re legit. Basia, like many other women before her, was stuck in the cycle of an abusive relationship they were afraid to leave.

He had gotten EXTREMELY physically abusive. On Valentine’s Day actually he come over and of course it was just a fight. Usually when he corners me I know what’s going to happen so the second I was able to get to the door (after 6 hours) which he is being charged kidnapping for I literally ran out to the lobby and called the police. While I was waiting in the lobby behind the desk he was calling saying if I didn’t come upstairs he was going to take him. I didn’t actually think he would but when the police came and we went up he did actually take my son along with my wallet, all my cash and small other things. He’s used him since to basically taunt me. He told a mutual friend a few days ago if I could prove I dropped the charges he would return him. The detective on my case was firm about not meeting with him. I want my son back but I also want him to pay for what he’s done. I chose to finally leave him after multiple times of being so severely beaten I was hospitalized. 

REFUSE to drop the charges against him because I think he does deserve jail time. He’s dangerous and I truly believe the next woman he’s with he will kill. On one occasion we fought so bad he made me take all my clothes off and get in a hot shower which literally burned me and the police were called by a neighbor and they actually broke the door (reasonable cause) because they could here him yelling “I’ll fucking kill you” that’s when I left. Everything that followed has been HORRIBLE. He did everything he could to just make my life difficult simply because I no longer wanted to be with him. I know I should have left sooner, I should have known better and I won’t make any excuses it’s just been a really rough year and I guess I’ve been weak. He has multiple warrants and although the police are doing their best there’s been no luck finding him. It’s like he’s fallen off the map, obviously he has to have help, because where is he staying? 

Here’s a text message he sent threatening to kill Basia (put her in a box).

Last time she heard from him he said he was taking the ashes to Miami.

Awwww, do you feel lonely? Are you sad? That’s a shame. Sorry dude, but the market for unemployed beta males in skinny jeans just ain’t what it used to be. 

You can’t be a hardo if you wear tapered skinny jeans. You just can’t. It’s why people like this beat women and rob banks with notes instead of guns. Because at the end of the day they’re really just cowards.

Turns out kicking the shit out of a women will generally make you less attractive tot hem. But just like all narcissists and abusers, they always find a way to blame the victim for their actions. Always. Nothing is ever their fault. 

“We even.”

You got dumped.

She got the shit kicked out of her and had her dead baby’s ashes stolen

These things are not equal, and are only even in the mind of a demented sociopath who deserves to be locked in a jail cell for eternity.

What he’s attempting to do now is extortion. He stole the most valuable things she has – the only physical memory of her child, who she never got to meet. He knows how much she wants it back, and he’s holding onto them in order to get her to drop the charges against him. Unfortunately for him she’s not falling for that and isn’t backing down.

He’s not alone though, a woman named Yonisa Feliz is now participating in his crime.

“He’s going to ship me the ashes once he reaches his destination as long as you drop the charges.”

Congratulations dumbass, you just made yourself an accomplice.

Brandon is not in Florida according to Basha, based on his recent postings on Instagram.

He is NOT in Florida that I know of. He uploaded a post on IG the video I sent with the guns and that is a studio in Boston that I have been to. I sent the video to the detective which is how Boston police got involved. I haven’t seen him since Valentine’s Day. 

This was posted February 17, as was the video of him with the gun.

The police are actively looking for Brandon Coldwell, but if you have any idea where he is at please alert Boston or Northborough Police, and feel free to reach out to us at or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook.


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50 Comment(s)
  • whatevuh
    March 7, 2021 at 9:19 pm

    Why are there so many fucking dirtbags running around loose out there?

  • Rasputin
    March 7, 2021 at 4:33 pm

    A real fucking spade

    And they want to know why decent white people won’t have anything to do with them

  • Wanzo
    March 7, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    Just another fine example of a law abiding morally ground young BLACK man in pursuit of the American dream. A real defender of truth , justice and the American Way.
    We should be humbled by his exemplary behavior.
    Why he could even become the next George Floyd

  • Frank
    March 7, 2021 at 5:12 am

    I remember the good old days when people went to jail for robbing banks

    • Wanzo
      March 7, 2021 at 2:03 pm

      Prosecute a BLACK man for breaking the law
      Now that would be racist

  • Milo
    March 6, 2021 at 6:35 pm

    Girls are so dumb, they will fall for a nagger even though deep down they know they will end up abused single moms. that’s why we need a new fuerher to eliminate interracial dating.

  • Purple Chicken Lipped Shine
    March 6, 2021 at 3:22 pm

    Stains on civilized society.

  • honky
    March 6, 2021 at 8:11 am

    Burn the coal, pay the toll.

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    March 6, 2021 at 8:09 am

    Someone should let this 90’s throwback know that the men’s the next aisle over. Surprised he doesn’t walk around with them unbuttoned and the flaps pulled back. BTW, I thought armed robbery was considered employment?
    He’ll be passed around like a peace pipe where he’s headed!!

  • Hu Fartted
    Hu Flung Poo
    March 6, 2021 at 7:59 am

    It’s refreshing to see a women stand up to a maggot like this. It’s far too often that these shitbags can continue their abuse because women are afraid to hold them accountable. No we just need to have our pathetic system of justice through the book at him and get him off the streets for the rest of his worthless life.

  • Captain Trips
    March 6, 2021 at 7:59 am

    I looked at his chin and said: “Bush! We’ve got bush!”

    • Takashi
      March 6, 2021 at 8:17 am

      Hair pie!!!!! OHHH Hair Pie!!!!!! sank you Boooooger!

  • North of the Border
    March 6, 2021 at 6:42 am

    No use in putting him in jail. Mass Bail Fund will have him out before his booking photo gets uploaded to his file.

  • Anthony Pennachio NY
    March 6, 2021 at 6:37 am

    Dis muthafucka is da bomb yo.
    I like his style

  • dale woodman
    Defund Welfare
    March 5, 2021 at 10:58 pm

    She cant drop the charges, the Northborough Police are the ones pressing the Charges, not her.

  • Mediocrity is underrated
    March 5, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    Elephant in the room…she named her (sadly dead?) progeny Kiro. No doubt the experience of loss was traumatic, but can we please be honest? Surely Kiro would have been a fine, upstanding citizen. Especially given the company his mother chooses to keep. Sound foundation for the next Nobel laureate.

  • You're A Racist Honkey Cracka
    March 5, 2021 at 4:56 pm

    Blacks are all heroes with 2 jobs and night school.

  • The Piss Man
    March 5, 2021 at 4:44 pm

    He stole nana’s. 25s

    What a tool

  • Judge dread
    March 5, 2021 at 4:32 pm

    Any guy wearing skinny jeans is a fag. Plus if you wanna rob a bank, do it like Dinero, Sizemore, and Kilmer did it in the movie Heat. Use fully automatic assault rifles and steal millions and get into an intense fire fight. Not some pussy note. And to top it off he stole the ashes of a dead baby? What a POS scumbag and I hope he gets hit by a bus.

  • JaJa's Clam Ring
    March 5, 2021 at 4:04 pm

    If I had lived longer I surely would have coughed out 5 or 6 Black pups.

  • Spear Chucka
    March 5, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    100’s of years and they still contribute very little to society.

    • Inflat-o-lips and Overly Wide Nose
      March 5, 2021 at 5:16 pm

      Are you crazy? They contribute plenty: crime, violence, squalor in the inner cities, mysogynistic and overly repetitive rap music, ebonics, overpopulation, interesting fashion and a climate of fear and racebaiting in which we ban Dukes of Hazzard and All in the Family.

    • Got the Sheet part right
      March 6, 2021 at 6:40 am

      Fuck yo,

      We waz kangs and sheet

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    March 5, 2021 at 3:24 pm

    Some free advice for all the ladies:

    -all black men are violent rapists who refuse to be fathers. Don’t date them

    example #29484728 that white privilege is a myth considering this primitive chimp robbed 2 banks and isn’t in jail.

    • Kenneth Foley
      March 5, 2021 at 4:48 pm

      You are scum

      • Milo
        March 6, 2021 at 6:29 pm

        he tells the truth.

        • Kenneth Foley
          March 7, 2021 at 2:47 pm

          read enough of Matt’s stuff
          to know the content of his character

    March 5, 2021 at 2:49 pm

    Y’all wemenz jus unnastand once a nickrow punt he stank on you yo ass be hizz . Till he be done witch u

  • Death
    March 5, 2021 at 2:04 pm

    Just courious here.

    If a negroe has a job and takes care of his kids isnt that cultural appropriation?
    I feel its the same as whites smoking crack, wearing their pants under their asses and listening to rap isnt it?

  • White girl occasionally wasted
    March 5, 2021 at 1:46 pm

    Google would be a moot point if one’s associates can not be bothered to pull up their damn pants. If your wardrobe choices involve leaving your ass out…safe to assume you’re not capable of functioning properly or contributing to society.
    Still searching for the elusive bank I can cash in on all this “privilege”. The pursuit is about as fruitful as hunting a unicorn or yeti.

  • Boston Irish
    March 5, 2021 at 1:38 pm

    Nogs in Upton?

  • Animal Mother
    March 5, 2021 at 1:37 pm

    Thank God for the Sickle Cell.

  • Porch Goblin
    March 5, 2021 at 1:08 pm

    Another shitbag Dark Bar

  • Tuukka Rask
    March 5, 2021 at 12:55 pm

    Its always the Shines.

  • r
    March 5, 2021 at 12:30 pm

    Nice filter face. Schmo.

  • Cleamus
    March 5, 2021 at 12:13 pm

    He jusa misunderstood young BLACKMAN
    He jus tryna sort out he feelings
    He jus do not unasand why he bitch won’t let him whup her anymo
    Now don’t y’all go and arres him that be racis.

    • Death
      March 5, 2021 at 1:58 pm

      He jus tryna be like his pappy and grand pappy. Its dey culture.

  • Dude
    March 5, 2021 at 12:01 pm

    Just saying
    Maybe some day he and Yonisa Feliz, could drive off a tall cliff. Do society a big favor.
    That is all.
    Carry on.

    • Hu Fartted
      Hu Fartted
      March 6, 2021 at 7:55 am

      Preferably before they reproduce a dozen or so times.

  • Do your job
    March 5, 2021 at 11:58 am

    Parents: Please instruct your daughters whey reach dating age never to settle for someone who is guaranteed to bring her nothing but lost opportunities, abuse, and squalor without a pot to piss in. This is a road that doesn’t ever need to be traveled by a young woman.

    • hartf811
      Heinrich Himmler
      March 5, 2021 at 12:45 pm

      Yes, but if the mother is 12 and got off on the power of swallowing gizz and the treats that act provided (the precursors to single parenthood and welfare for life) what kind of teacher will she be to her current and future money trains?
      Forced sterilization for anyone with more than a dark tan.
      Solve the fucking problem.
      Get the fucking rats out of the silos.

  • Dindu Robbins or Nuffin Else Bad
    March 5, 2021 at 11:52 am

    Does anyone go to prison anymore here in Massachusetts? 20 years ago, robbing a bank once was 10-20 years in prison. Now it’s like jaywalking. We need some Dirty Harry/Death Wish vigilantes to clean the streets of this filth.

    • Cleamus
      March 5, 2021 at 12:55 pm

      They just gave a WHITEMAN 12 yrs for growing and selling weed
      But if you are a person of COLOR and you get caught with a half million bags of heroin you get maybe 5 yrs
      Now that is real justice

  • hartf811
    Heinrich Himmler
    March 5, 2021 at 11:46 am

    Can someone please give me a story about a nagger that is greater than a shit-tick?
    There has to be 1.
    Otherwise we need a new final solution.

  • C
    March 5, 2021 at 11:43 am

    The state picks up the charges for domestics. She couldn’t drop them if she wanted to. I’ve never had one of your stories make me so upset!

  • Orion
    March 5, 2021 at 11:40 am

    How is this waste of skin motherfucker free after two bank robberies? Tell me again how black people are oppressed.

    • Cleamus
      March 5, 2021 at 12:21 pm

      They just be oppress
      Whitey been holdin this man down
      He be waitin respiration
      So he can turn his life around
      But whitey jus keep feckin wit him

    • The Real orion
      March 5, 2021 at 1:40 pm

      Nice try faker I’m sure you think you’re funny but there’s a certain flair to my writing style and you don’t even come close to the real thing.

      • Orion
        March 5, 2021 at 2:06 pm

        ^ My case in point. When in doubt- measure twice, cut once.

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          March 6, 2021 at 12:55 am

          “I cut it 3 times and it’s STILL too short!”

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