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Slash Money Who Stabbed 2 People On Hadley PVTA Bus Also Has GoFundMe After She Was Arrested For Sleeping In Someone’s Northampton Basement

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Masslive: A woman wielding a knife slashed the throats of two passengers on a PVTA bus in Hadley Wednesday afternoon in what the victims told police was an “unprovoked attack.” According to Hadley police, , 26, pulled a knife and began to threaten passengers on board the Northampton to Amherst bus, and then slashed two people. The driver pulled over the bus on Route 9 near the Friendly’s restaurant, and he and passengers wrestled the weapon away from the assailant. Witnesses said the woman continued to struggle until police arrived and took her into custody.

The driver sustained minor cuts during the fracas, but was taken to the hospital with chest pains, police said. Hadley Police Chief Michael Mason said Brown was arrested and will be charged with attempt to commit murder and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon among other charges.

Remember a couple days ago when this was Hadley’s biggest problem?

Good times.

How’d you like to take the bus to Wal-Mart and halfway there this chick slashes you in the face for absolutely no reason?

Time to ban the PVTA and knives. If we just got rid of those things then violence would cease to exist.

Anyway, this woman is obviously insane, and apparently she’s well known around town. Just last year this happened in Northampton:

A cold, wet homeless woman who thought she might “freeze to death” if she remained out in the elements on a soggy Sunday night sought shelter inside a Northampton woman’s home, resulting in her arrest. Brietta A. Brown, 25, appeared in Northampton District Court on Monday to face charges of breaking and entering a building for a felony and larceny from a building.  A State Street homeowner called Northampton Police around 6:15 a.m. Sunday morning to report a “strange woman sleeping in the basement.” The stranger, identified as Brown, recounted fearing for her life and said she sought warmth inside the home after finding the door unlocked. The homeowner appeared “clearly distraught” by the incident, according to police.

“She was speaking very fast, pacing around her home and tracking her own steps from the previous day in an attempt to learn how she had forgotten to lock the door” and police had to “have her calm down to relay the story,” a police report note.

Officer John R. Perry’s report on the incident chides Brown for “showing no remorse” and “no regard” “for her actions.” However, Brown told police she felt her life was in danger and because the city homeless shelter “closed for the season” she did not “have any place to stay.” She attempted to leave before police arrived but the homeowner prevented her. Brown was wearing a jacket, scarf and — on her feet — gloves that she had found inside the home in order to keep warm, resulting in the larceny charge.

Oh good, she walks into random people’s homes and sleeps there. But it’s cool because her life was in danger. She was apparently going to freeze to death. On May 16. Definitely.

A month after that arrest she started a GoFundMe, and it’s a good one:

Yup. She’s raising $2,300 for “Pragmatics, INC.” What’s that you ask?

Oh OK. She’s sick of being poor. So her “team” is going to open up some homeless shelters. This shelter will only cost $2,300 to maintain, as she and her “peers” will work them 24 hours a day. Come on down, have a nice shower, maybe a little nap to sleep off your recent mid-day vodka bender.

Oh, and the money will also go towards “restoring our constitutional rights and the rights of those labeled criminal offenders and the like.” Because she’s not really a criminal, she’s just labeled as one. Luckily this GFM will fix the constitution, which clearly states that vagrant have the right to sleep in your basement if you leave the door unlocked.

After she’s done fixing homelessness in America for only $2,300 she’s gonna move on to fixing homelessness in third world shitholes.

At least she was until she stabbed a bunch of people. Looks like the homeless are gonna have to wait a couple months before she’s back on the streets.

Remarkably she raised $15 for this and it came from, “Various Northampton Residents.” Because make no doubt about it – this woman is living in the right area if she wants to milk cash off of stupid white people. She’s black, homeless, and a career criminal. She’s everything Northampton SJWs desperately want to pretend they care about.

P.S. This chick might be homeless, but at least she’s still got MySpace.

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  • MrSparklyPants
    May 4, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    The crazy–you can see it in her eyes. Looks like Hadley has to go the way of Londonistan and start banning knifes.

  • Sloppy
    May 4, 2018 at 8:45 am

    The Daily Hampshire Gazette, the liberal broadsheet with presses just a few miles from the crime and the only daily in the county, finally got around to reporting this!
    Two days later, 2nd section, below the fold, bottom corner, few brief paragraphs, little detail.
    They couldn’t fit it on the front page, because a pet snake got loose in Amherst and some kids went on a field trip to the courthouse. That, and they didn’t want to make homeless people who are members of ‘oppressed’ classes look bad.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Democrats lie
    May 4, 2018 at 8:09 am

    Another example of failed liberal, feel good policies. Their used to be places like Danvers State Hospital. Hell, there “was” a Northampton State Hospital. When you were nuts, they took you off the streets so that you weren’t a danger to yourself or others.
    Then, along came the liberals with a better idea. “Let’s close the hospital, release them into the general populace, and hope they take their meds”.
    What could possibly go wrong ??? *Insert sarcasm here*
    As is their usual M.O. , anything liberals touch turns to shit. Just ask Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore, San Francisco……on and on.
    Liberalism is a mental disorder.

    • MAGrandma
      May 4, 2018 at 2:37 pm

      the reagan administration is the reason for northampton state hospital shutting down you fucking troglodyte.

      • Ray Patriarca
        Democrats lie
        May 4, 2018 at 3:37 pm

        Right. Keep convincing yourself and it might be true ( in your mind). Get fucked, you liberal asswipe.

  • Baldo Coochino
    May 3, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    What has two thumbs and would gladly allow her to stay at my place?

    • Cookie Puss
      May 3, 2018 at 11:27 pm

      Lemme guess. An Italian gnome?

  • Barry
    May 3, 2018 at 9:33 pm

    This is part of the spill from when the school to prison pipeline sprung a leak a few years ago. Hopefully it’s fixed now.

  • Tom Blackburn
    May 3, 2018 at 8:20 pm

    The black race should be labeled a terrorist group.

    • Brockvegas booger
      May 3, 2018 at 8:36 pm

      Sorry turtle but I have to delete you, the relentless pop ups and redirects and ridiculous amount of ads have become unbearable and such a huge annoyance when I open this app that it’s not worth it.

    • Yo mama
      May 3, 2018 at 9:16 pm

      You’re a terrorist

    • deflateddoritodinks
      May 4, 2018 at 1:14 pm

      The school to job pipeline remains undisturbed by this person.

  • Yo mama
    May 3, 2018 at 6:52 pm

    Damn Chrissy racist much?!?!?

    • Mark Berry
      Georgia Madman
      May 3, 2018 at 7:07 pm

      Nope just stupid

  • Gonna gonna gonna
    May 3, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    I’m gonna find a new blog because-
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    3. Writing “gonna” and “wanna” is fucking ignorant. Are these so called bloggers too lazy to hit a few extra keys to write in proper English?
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    5. The incessant whining about facebook has become ridiculous. Get over it you bitch and stop begging for money. You are becoming as bad as the ratchets you write about.

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    • z
      May 3, 2018 at 7:38 pm

      1 + 2

      “AdBlocker” there’s a ton of variations for Firefox and Chrome on a PC. Those million boxes still show but you can kind of live with it if you block all the images.

      For an Android phone something called Blokada. I think the guy who wrote it is in the Czech. Republic. I don’t think it is in the Google Play Store. It might be on XDA-Developers. Free. I donated 5 bucks to him. Since I put it on the phone a couple of months ago, it has blocked 43810 ads.

      I have no problems with ads. I do have problems with ads that end up making your PC and phone act like there’s a virus present.

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      5. I bitch enough about it in comments here that people may be sick of my bitching. I keep saying: Open your browser to google. Enter “Turtle Boy”. You don’t even need “Sports”. 1st hit every time.
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  • chrissy
    May 3, 2018 at 4:54 pm

    Filthy Niggers get everything!

    I also see you went the affirmative action way and have that pig Didi in your top 4 for ratchet madness. What is it with every God damned award show always giving out awards to niggers?

    • z
      May 3, 2018 at 7:04 pm

      Yeah, she sure is livin” large. I envy her. She really has her shit together.

      These are the people that used to be institutionalized. But instead of reforming the institutions we closed them down. It was more humane to let someone with major issues determine their own way to live. Seems to be working pretty good for her.

      She obviously has a mental illness. She obviously is a danger to society. If there is no mental health facility for her then the only place will have to be jail. There’s no way she should be out on the streets.

    • Ollie
      May 3, 2018 at 7:22 pm

      Filthy Chrissy or yuck mouth Chrissy, however you refer to yourself, you might want to seek mental health very soon…maybe right now.

    • MAGrandma
      May 4, 2018 at 2:40 pm

      what a miserable piece of shit you are

    • Tom
      May 7, 2018 at 9:38 pm

      BLM liberals are trolling with down votes Chrissy, but REAL TURTLE RIDERS HATE NIGGERS!!!!!

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