“I’m NOT an addict!” …6 months later, in the Turtlesphere…
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First things first – I know you all have been missing your girl NSTB. Theories and questions abound: “is she dead?” “did she get knocked up?” “did the Peabody bros turn her into turtlegoo pancakes with their wanna be m3s?”
Nah fam, chill. I’m good, and more importantly, WE good. Fear not, I am here to knock your turtle socks off for the long haul. Now that that’s out of the way…
is back at it again. She gained turtle infamy back in April after she broke into a car with her chinstrap-laden yogurt slinger and went on a shopping spree at Walmart in Brooklyn. Tres bougie.
This time, though, she’s switched up her rhetoric with a GoFraudMe:
“Hi! I am making this campaign to avoid an eviction I have 6 days to come up with 1500 in back rent..my boyfriend and I just started jobs but there is no way it will be enough. Back story on how I fell behind…i was an active addict and cared about nothing but getting high…I am 5 months clean now and need to dig myself out of the hole I’m in. I’m begging…I’ve already lost everything else. I can’t lose my house too…even if you can’t donate please share share share!! I thank everyone in advance!”
Because of cooooourse she’s behind in her rent and facing eviction. It’s not like this has EVER happened to her before, I mean, she is a great, upstanding, productive member of the community.
She was $70 behind on her “rent” back in April, too, and hitting up random people on the Facebook machine for cash.
She also needed exactly $70 for her boyfriend’s crotchfruit’s medication, because, insurance lapse. Giiiirl who you playin’, you got the “disease” – them kids are on Medicaid!
Oh, and she also asked a single mom to play Easter Bunny to her kids, too. The epitome of class, this broad.
Anyway, that’s all from back in April. And according to Pammy, she was NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT on drugs! But if we look to her recent GFM, welp… that tells a different story, doesn’t it?
If you think for a second that this skagbag is going to put down the needle and put her kids first, you all are playing yourselves. Not only has she got the “disease” she’s also clearly a lying asshole. That $1500 is earmarked to go straight back into her dealer’s coffers. And you know what? Maybe we should all pony up for this one, but with the added stipulation that she MUST use it all at once. It’d be a public service, really.
You can tell Pam how you really feel about her and her persistent internet panhandling right on her GoFundMe. Whatever you do, do NOT send her a message to her Facebook page. That would be rude!