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Danielson Buttnugget Parents Busted Using Woman’s Credit Card At Walmart After Robbing Her Car Have Been Messaging Everyone On Facebook With Fake Sob Stories Needing Cash

Danielson Buttnugget Parents Busted Using Woman’s Credit Card At Walmart After Robbing Her Car Have Been Messaging Everyone On Facebook With Fake Sob Stories Needing Cash

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What do you get when you mix two Danielson skagbags, a “disease,” and the Brooklyn Wal-Mart? A Turtleboy feature story of course:

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Who would’ve ever guessed that these two winners would break into someone’s car and run up a tab at the Brooklyn Wal-Mart?


They seem like such fine, upstanding, high-class citizens. Probably all a huge misunderstanding and they were really just on their way to church but needed some cash for when they pass the basket around.

And I know that when I think “high class” the first thing I think of is some junkie momma swapping spit and whispering sweet nothings with the latest chinstrap laden trashbag who her kids call “weekend Dad.”



Anyway, as soon as these two became famous on WINY Radio, everyone started coming forward, sharing their stories about how Pam Bliven has been trying to extort money from them with various sob stories. Like her “I need money for Easter” scam:

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Because I’m sure Pam Bliven is a devout woman for whom the resurrection of Jesus is an occasion to bear gifts.

Another good scam was the, “my kids need meds” scam:

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Then there was the “I’m exactly $70 short for rent” routine:

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Because lots of evictions begin at 10 PM.

And when that fails just try the “buy my shitty, Newport Light infested jacket for $80” racket:

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It’s cool though, because she’s totally not on drugs:

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Hey Pam, if you’re not actually on drugs, you look like an even bigger ass-muncher. At least then you could hide behind the “I have a disease” or the “only God can judge me” schtick. But if you’re sober and randomly trying to scam everyone on your Facebook roster who you barely talk to out of $70, and then breaking into some lady’s car when that fails, you’re an even bigger poopface than we previously thought you were.

Soon after that everyone started coming out of the woodworks, sharing their stories about how Pam Blevin used her magical skills of ratchetry to slide into their DM’s and ask people she hadn’t spoken to in years for various amounts of cash:

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Oh, and it turns out this Michael Geer guy is just her backup junkie lover. The first one died.

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Third time’s a charm though.

And did I mention that when they robbed the woman’s car they also stole a gift card for that woman’s special needs children’s sensory room?

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It’s OK though, because it’s a disease. Oh wait, she doesn’t have a disease. Quick, we need more excuses!! Someone say something!!

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So this chick says she’s “praying she gets the help she needs.” And then Pam Blevin says “thank you.” But if she’s not an addict, what does she need help for? Is being an asshole a disease now too?

Then Uncle Turtleboy and Bret Killoren reminded her that despite what this person is saying, she is most definitely NOT a good person:

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Just a reminder, the other chick she just threw under the bus was the only person in this thread not related to her who was saying anything nice about her:

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But wait, it gets better. Turns out these slugpumps both get HUD assistance and are on food stamps, which of course they sell for drug money while their children rely on free lunch at school:

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Oh good, she reproduced. Three times.

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But according to her sister, DCF did NOT take her kids:

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I know when when I have a family member who is publicly shamed for stealing money to feed her drug habit, the first thing I do is go on Facebook and remind everyone that she still has custody of her three children. That should sooth public outrage over this. Nothing better than a junkie mom bringing three innocent children into the steaming pile of shit she calls life.

But on the other hand, things are looking up now. After all, they’re getting hitched!!



Grabbing your slampig’s Picasso cubes while showing off the ring you just won from the machine at Jillian’s. In Danielson they call these “engagement photos.”

The Connecticut Corridor really is a magical place.



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19 Comment(s)
  • Turtle for Life
    April 24, 2017 at 6:26 pm

    Bridgette Tregaski has quite the past! Wow! Arrested for driving a getaway car for a robbery and then again for breaking into cars, stealing then selling goods to pawn shop….yeah she is a credible source. Another winner

  • April 24, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    That’s funny. Almost dated her. Have her blocked on FB. Wow did I avoid a shit storm.

  • April 24, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Everyone on here deserves to be here and I thoroughly enjoy watching them made a mockery, but some sources are not very credible, Turtleboy. An “ex” junkie and known prostitute’s comments keep coming up as screen shots on your articles.
    Every time I see Bridgete’s name I can’t help but stop reading! She’s one of the lurke-as-I-consume my drug of the day, people, and has been in three different dingy, disgusting, drug abuse haven apartments I have had to enter to evict people.
    If you didn’t know, now you do, if you did…others may not be aware, but it sure takes the joy out of reading for me!

  • jennifer lowery
    April 24, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    this bitch omg needs to stop whinning about she needs money looks like she dont have no kids i read this and no i am not gving her no money i dc if you are her sister

  • Turd Burglestein
    April 24, 2017 at 9:35 am

    I would so burgle their turds!

  • I need a drink
    April 24, 2017 at 8:58 am

    Because they’re clearly not high as fuck in the “engagement photo”…

  • mystressovmayhem
    April 24, 2017 at 8:24 am

    You know you’re an absolute jizz droplet that ran down the crack of yo mamas ass, when you throw under the bus the only one defending your sorry ass. Careful Turtleboy! She looks like the type to start a go fund me to hire your fave Atty. Vulva!

    • itsjustme
      April 24, 2017 at 9:09 am

      Literally the one person in the whole world who MIGHT give her money now. I just don’t understand how someone can be so dumb.

  • itsjustme
    April 24, 2017 at 2:17 am

    Does that neck tat say ‘fail’, if not it should? I can’t get over this moron throwing the only person that stuck up for under the bus. The one person that might have let her “borrow” money. Bahahaha, I just can’t.

    • ElJefe72
      April 24, 2017 at 10:24 am

      No, I think it spells “unemployable”.

  • Some states ?
    April 24, 2017 at 12:12 am

    Is it mandatory, that male inbreds are required to have neck ink ?

    • Kerri Bishop
      April 24, 2017 at 1:57 am

      Yes, how else would the kids they never see know that they love them? Bottles and diapers are way overrated!!

    • Peco
      April 24, 2017 at 6:31 am


    • itsjustme
      April 24, 2017 at 7:26 am

      Not just the men! Speaking of tattoos, just this weekend, I saw a guy walking around with dog paws tattooed all over his, friggin dog paws. Wtf? What do these people think about what this idea comes to them? Obviously not their future, their careers. Heck, McDonald’s wouldn’t hire you looking like that.
      Don’t get me wrong I don’t have anything against tattoos, I have some myself, but I can cover them if I need to, and they all have special meanings.

    • ElJefe72
      April 24, 2017 at 10:22 am

      Requirements (for men):
      -Neck tats (at the very least)
      -Wife beater shirt
      -Baggy shorts or pants, hanging off your ass
      -Flat-brimmed baseball cap (Chicago Bulls preferable)
      -Scruffy or chin-strap beard
      -Pit bull (or if you’re old-school, a Rottweiler)

      Requirements (for women):
      -Tittoo or tramp stamp
      -Halter top showing a muffin top
      -Real short shorts showing your bottom biscuits, or pajama bottoms that are too long and drag along the ground
      -Fake, brightly-colored nails
      -Flip-flops or some other cheap sandals

  • The Wall
    April 23, 2017 at 11:24 pm

    “In Danielson they call these engagement photos,” LMAO

  • Poo
    April 23, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    Can CT get our own TBS writer? Eastern CT in particular. The proud “Constitution State” is wet garbage on a hot day. I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t where my mom happened to be standing when I fell out of her clam.

    • Geotrash
      April 24, 2017 at 5:54 am

      Danielson is the Millbury of Connecticut. Thompson is the Webster.

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