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Snoop Dogg Doppelganger Arrested In Springfield Was “Good Dude” According To Local Boobs

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SpringfieldA wanted man reached for a loaded gun when Springfield police warrant apprehension detectives woke him up to make an arrest while he was sleeping in a basement on Lamont Street.

Detectives entered the house at 223 Lamont St. at about 7 a.m. Wednesday and found 29-year-old Tyrayne Egerton in the cellar, who was wanted for assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon (handgun), according to Springfield police Sgt. John Delaney.

“The slumbering Egerton was face down on pillows and cushions on the floor with his hands underneath his body,” Delaney said.

When officers woke Egerton, he reached for the .22-caliber Smith and Wesson handgun that was beneath the cushions he was sleeping on. The detectives quickly grabbed his arms and placed him in handcuffs without further incident.

“Good arrest by the detectives in the warrant apprehension unit getting a dangerous suspect and weapon off the streets of Springfield,” Delaney said.

Delaney said the handgun was stolen in a housebreak in Springfield in September 2012.

Tyrayne Egerton, of 223 Lamont St., was charged with a warrant for assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (handgun), resisting arrest, possession of a firearm without an FID card, possession of ammunition without an FID card, possession of a high capacity feeding device, possession of a dangerous weapon while having an active warrant and receiving stolen property (handgun), according to an arrest report.

Ladies and gentlemen…Snoop Jr….

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Incredible. With over 6 billion people on this planet, you are all bound to look exactly like someone else. Who knew Snoop Dogg was right here in our own back yard?!

This really is a special story. In a time when police come under scrutiny after every move they make, it’s nice to see that they caught an easy break, especially in Springfield. You know Springfield police wake up every day knowing that work will be a shitshow. The best part? Nobody got shot.

Anyways, after speaking to a few people with whom Lil Snoop used to work (at a legitimate job) I have determined a few key things:

“Yo no way! He was a good dude.”

Take notes kids, armed assault will put you in good moral standing with your co-workers.

and

“Yeah dude he was chill but sometimes would get caught up hustling in Springfield.”

Yeah totally, sometimes when I’m sitting in class I get this itch…a burning desire to get out on the streets and cause trouble.

And although no one mentioned it, I’d bet my hat that his mixtape was about to drop next week.

Take a look at where they caught his ass.

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That is quite possibly the most ghetto bedroom I have ever seen. Couch cushions. On the floor down in a basement. In Springfield. Beautiful.

I also find it astounding that a firearm stolen a year and a half ago was still hanging around town with the serial number still intact. If I was a wanted criminal with stolen goods, I’d file that shit off real quick. I’ve seen enough CSI, Law and Order, and NCIS to know better.

I can’t help but wonder what the defense will be in this case. Did the real Snoop Dogg set him up? We may never know, sounds like a pretty solid case against him. I don’t judge, though. I report, you decide. Overall, great work by Springfield PD; a relatively easy bust on a sleeping fool.

Be on the lookout for your own doppelganger. You never know if they’ll try to use you as a scape goat. You stay classy Springfield.

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3 Comment(s)
  • Danille Enote
    December 29, 2020 at 1:39 am

    You know dull knives are more dangerous than sharp knives.

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  • Clean Hippie
    April 9, 2015 at 7:00 am

    *ahem* all black people look alike *ahem* and his mixtape was about to drop.. He was a good dude BC of committing crimes, bc now his crimes define him as a person. TurtleBoy is definitely color blind though!

  • RSoxGuy
    April 8, 2015 at 9:02 pm

    Murder was the case that they gave me…

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