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Source: Belfast police say they have arrested a man who allegedly punched himself in the face to avoid a breathalyzer test. Police say they found the car of 27-year-old Brian Fogg in a ditch early Saturday morning on Waterville Road. When they tried to administer a breathalyzer test, Fogg allegedly punched himself in the face three times, causing himself to bleed. Police tended to his injuries instead of giving him the test. Fogg is charged with OUI, falsifying physical evidence and criminal mischief. A breathalyzer test cannot be administered if there is blood in the mouth since it can pick up on inaccuracies, Sergeant Matthew Cook told the PenBay Pilot.
So Maine it hurts. Literally. Hurts a lot actually. There’s no way in hell this is the first time this guy has pulled this stunt either. This is the work of a man who knows how to beat a DUI. I would never have thought to punch myself until I was bleeding if I woke up drunk in a ditch because I have no idea how any of this works. Not Queasy Top though. This dude knows his way around a breathalyzer. Which is probably why he has more than one mugshot in which his face is bleeding profusely.
Not the first time he’s woken up in a ditch:
Something tells me this man might have issues with alcohol:
And it looks as if he’s decided to tackle that problem……..next week:
Shockingly he doesn’t think highly of the police:
Oh, and he reproduced and isn’t a fan of the courts:
Everything he posts just reeks of Maine. Like how he always swigs down moonshine before turning himself in on warrants:
Or how he randomly needs chainsaws:
Mostly he posts about how bored he is, asking for rides, and having cash for gas money:
But he’s also gotten tickets for walking:
And in the most Maine twist to this story, he’s the Vice President of the Maine Facial Hair Club.
This guy will never, ever, ever leave Maine. Mostly because he doesn’t have a car. Or likely a license. Or gas money. Never change Maine. Never change.