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Some Butthurt Started A Petition To Boycott Turtleboy So A Turtle Rider Created A Petition To Boycott The Boycott


Breaking News: Someone started a petition to shut down Turtleboy:

I have an idea who did this, but I don’t really care. Could be one of the hundreds of thousands of butthurts who know someone who was rightfully called out for being a shithead in a blog. I’m not gonna waste time breaking down all the ways it’s wrong or mock the people signing it. You can do that simply by Googling some of the people who signed it. Instead I’m here to point out that a turtle rider made an even better petition to boycott the Turtleboy boycott. It’s basically a copy and paste of the boycott page except with reliable information instead of whiny, made up bullshit.


This is how you fight fire with fire folks. Sign the boycott of the Turtleboycott by clicking here


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40 Comment(s)
  • cixami4680
    February 10, 2020 at 12:33 pm

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  • WeRFucked
    February 8, 2020 at 8:09 am

    Change dot fuck you. Ever notice how they slow down the counter to make it appear that people are signing it at that very moment. Because they know most people are fucking stupid and will believe that the issue is trending and important. “Better be one of those signing right now!”

    What a dupe. Look at all the people signing right now 636,637,638, .. 639, … 640, ….. 641, …… 642……. 643, 644…..


  • Idiot Tony Freitas, bringing everyone down with him....
    February 7, 2020 at 8:13 am

    Yep, agree there…the boycott is def the cornhole himself, Tony Freitas. How long do you think it took him to write that bogus BS boycott blurb, chicken-pecking at his keyboard? Congrats, you’ve wasted many hours which could have been better spent stealing more logos, violating more copyright laws and getting people (i.e. not so bright business owners) into legal trouble with your bullshit explanation of a “one and done” law, which still doesn’t apply bc you ARE mass producing products, stealing logos and selling them “for a profit.” I hope HD, for one, comes down on your head and sues your stupid ass for whatever you could possibly have. Congrats dumbass, you’ve also now exposed yourself with all this publicity that YOU sought out, to the MANY companies you have stolen logos and violated copyright laws and profited from. Now they can all start serving Cease and Desist letters on you. I hope you have the $$ to fight these big guys! Please, Ms Worc Diner, wake the hell up before you have no diner left. Do everyone a favor, Tony, STFU!!

  • White new jersey idiots on a mission
    February 6, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    I’m sick and tired of the racial profiling. My jersey crew and me just want to score some Mexican oxys but NYPD pulled me over in East New York/ Brownsville in bk. They asked me in my parents Mercedes suv if I was lost.

    So then I had to drive up to the south Bronx and everyone got shaken down and pulled over, again asking if we were lost. Clearly this is Italian American discrimination. Now I’m going to have to go to Newark. Or last resort Camden.

    Once we score we will go to the finished basement of my parents 5,000 sa ft house and go crazy. Yahhhhh 2020 Bernie!

    • RaisedInNJ
      February 8, 2020 at 9:36 pm

      > Or last resort Camden.

      Dude, it *never* gets that bad. A pitchfork-weilding Satan could be storming in with the Four Horseman and I’d still have my reservations.

  • WIthin 1 hour
    February 6, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    Let’s see if we can get 100 shares!!

  • ChipChipperson
    February 6, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    Come on down to Bertha Ford and test drive an F-150

  • Phony Tony Freitas
    February 6, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    Guarantee it’s the Corn Hole Wizard himself, Tony Freitas.

    Tax Free Tony, ripping off copyrights and logos but it’s completely legal cuz everything is hand made one n done using mass production screen printing machines and laptops running cnc routers.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    February 6, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    Is it you?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    February 6, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    Is this you?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    February 6, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    Is this you?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    February 6, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    Is this you?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Rizzy Bunion
    February 6, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    Is this you?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    February 6, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    Is this you?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Free Ride Amanda
    February 6, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    Is this you?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Failure Swift
    February 6, 2020 at 6:48 pm

    Is this you?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Mr. Eldridge
    February 6, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    Is this you?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    February 6, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Is this you?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    February 6, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    Is this you?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    February 6, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    Is it you?

  • Idgaf
    February 6, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    Tb is overrated. People free speech all day and night on tv and social media . Drama and drug addicts are everywhere . Do you know wealthy people scam more than foodstamps and welfare people . Smh Tb what happen to your crew ? Your so boring now . It’s all wack and childish! Time to get a real job

  • Captain Trips
    Poor Poor Greta
    February 6, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    Suicide countdown to when Greta realizes she was used by the libs and they throw her under the bus when the world doesn’t end in 12 years.

    Place long term bets that she offs herself?

    Make a will yet Greta?

  • TortugaNiño
    February 6, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    As a recovering addict myself there are many things im not too proud of in my past, I however take great pride in the fact my exploits never led to turtleboy infamy. It used to be things like jail and overdoses that would allow fear induced sobriety, but in good ole massachusetts none is allowed to OD or go to jail anymore. Ending up on TB is the only fear based motivation left. At least TB wants me clean and working, our politicians prefer i take state sponsored drugs, live in state funded housing, eat off state funded food stamps, and spend my days seeing how fast i can burn thru tax even more tax dollars talking to state funded therapists about “feelings”. Long live TB, thank you for all you do.

  • Great Galloping Hypocrisy!
    February 6, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    “He has some fantastic bloggers who also advocate for free speech and would never block people from his page and podcasts if they disagree with him”

    He DOESN’T have fantastic bloggers! He admitted in a blog several weeks ago that all he has is himself and Bristol!

    What happened to “Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae”?
    What happened to “SJW Hunter”?
    What happened to “Shell Shocker”?
    What happened to “North Shore Turtle Babe”?

    All figments of his twisted imagination, depending upon when the Prozacs eventually kicked in!

    Let’s see if this gets deleted because, after all, he “would never block people from his page and podcasts if they disagree with him”.

    • Jeff J
      Galloping AIDS Victim!!
      February 6, 2020 at 10:34 pm

      Its a liability issue you fucking brainless twat. He’s said it a hundred times. Jesus Christ, some people are just so friggin dumb.

  • Iceberg asperger
    February 6, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    Does all facebook blokes have apergers?

    • Ass-Burgers
      February 6, 2020 at 4:19 pm

      “Ass-burgers” Syndrome!

      A convenient excuse, dumped upon society by psychologists, for total shitheads to excuse their exceptionally poor behavior in society!

      Kind of like the guy that killed his wife a few years ago, hosed out his car with a garden hose, and then claimed that he didn’t know what he was doing because he has “Ass-burgers” Syndrome!

  • ElJefe72
    February 6, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    Lol. The boycott to the boycott has more signatures than the original boycott.

    Also, in the original boycott, many of the “petioners” mention the name Tony.

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 6, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    My name is extremely rare, so if I sign my full name to the petition it will blow my cover. But I do support the petition. In other news, however, the local birdcage liner (newspaper) had an article this morning about the protesters who stopped the coal trains passing through MA on the way to NH. Seems to me that’s interfering with interstate commerce, which is a federal crime as far as I know. If the Feds aren’t going to enforce their own rules, why the hell have the rules at all! Let’s all do whatever we “think” is right, and the hell with all laws.

    On another subject entirely, I’d like to announce the availability of a new personal care product. I call it “Pelosi Paper” , and it’s a toilet paper printed with Nancy Pelosi’s face. I think most people will get the point. And since I don’t intend to market it myself, it’s open to anyone who wants to make it. I would certainly buy it myself

    Keep up the good work, Turtleboy. This country needs you

    • Turtle Rider For Life Biaaach
      February 6, 2020 at 7:31 pm

      You can use a fake name and fake email to sign the petition ya know Maggie.

    February 6, 2020 at 3:16 pm


  • Spic Tormentor
    February 6, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    Petitions are like hispanics

    They never work

  • Riveting
    February 6, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    Interesting. I think the most important message we can all take away from this is I’m willing to pay 20 bucks to any Mexican senorita who will eat Goya re fried beans out of my butt crack while topless.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    February 6, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    I’m standing up to The Turtleboy and his hate filled blog!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      February 6, 2020 at 7:07 pm

      Have you ever listened to The Turtleboy’s radio program? At the beginning of the show he sings of his loves turtles over and over. ” I love turtles! I love turtles! I love turtles!” and how he wants to have sex with turtles. Over and over screaming “I love turtles! I love turtles! turtles turtles turtles!” The guy is a real sicko and needs to be kept off the airwaves.

    February 6, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    Unless they pull with your they can because you won’t be going anywhere. Let them keep harassing you; you may have a deformation suit against them.

  • bigdaddy
    Charlie Baker
    February 6, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    I am upset he exposed the corruption at the state police With out him Leigha Genduso would still be an honorable state trooper

    • Charlie Faker
      February 6, 2020 at 5:30 pm

      Charlie, I think you’re disappointed, isn’t that what you always say??

  • Snoop Dawgg
    February 6, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    Kobe raped a teenager and it aint right yo

  • Kim Kniskern
    February 6, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    I just saw it. It’s Frito boy.

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