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Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone Is Boycotting Sam Adams For Enjoying A Tax Cut Because Deporting Murderers Like Mollie Tibbetts’ Killer Is Inhumane

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There are virtue signalers, and then there is Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone. I couldn’t tell you who the mayor of most Massachusetts cities are. But I know Somerville’s because this self centered douche whistle LIVES for the woke spotlight.

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In 2015 he advocated for the charges to be dropped against the idiots who blockaded I-93 in Somerville and Milton, forcing ambulances to be rerouted on the way to the hospital. Because God forbid white unemployed 29 year old trust fund babies in Brookline be punished for endangering the lives of others.

In 2016 he gave a big “f you” to the Somerville Police (and police in general) by going against their wishes and hanging the politically charged “black lives matter” banner at the front of City Hall.

And last week he was back at again, tweeting out his boycott of a locally owned business that employs many people whose families depend on their ability to make money. This business’ crime? Being happy about a tax break that will allow them to invest more money directly back into their business, keep people employed, and improve the product they sell:

This is all because Jim Koch said that he was happy about the Trump tax cuts. Because he is. Because it helps his business. Therefore he’s a white nationalist who enjoys watching children be separated from their families in Arizona.

Perfectly logical.

It’s amazing how people who have never owned a business before are always experts on the way to run a business. Just keep adding expensive mandates – paid paternal leave, $15 an hour minimum wage, etc – and don’t bother thinking about the potential effect it could have on small businesses. Because when you work in the government you can just keep spending and there are no consequences. It’s the only world people like him know. The most important thing politicians can do is be woke, and he thinks business owners should do the same.

Newsflash – businesses exist to make money. Nothing more. It’s not their job to take a stance against immigration policies, abortion, or any other political cause. It’s their job to find ways to make more money, so they can take that money, invest it back into their business, improve productivity, higher more people (or offer more competitive salaries), and create a cheaper and better product for people to consume.

Of course he tweeted this from Honduras, where he was spending his vacation with Worcester Congressman Jim McGovern, and focusing on an issue that is pressing for he and McGovern’s constituents – Honduran college students…..

This is what he was elected to do. Basically sums up who people like him and McGovern stand for – people they were not elected to represent the interests of.

So let me get this straight. He doesn’t like when people are punished by the government for voicing their opinion about government policies. And yet…..

Weird.

Well, after the tragic murder of Mollie Tibbetts in Iowa by an undocumented immigrant I was curious what he’d have to say. Especially since the reason he’s boycotting Sam Adams is because they like a tax cut signed into law by a guy who if he had his way would’ve deported Mollie’s killer long before he had a chance to kill her. This is what we got:

The race card of course!! Newsflash – the guy in Colorado who murdered his family is an American citizen. We didn’t have the legal authority to deport him before he became a murderer. His skin color is irrelevant. If he were a black American it would be the same thing, because we can’t deport American citizens. It’s terrible that he murdered someone, but we didn’t have any laws on the book that would allow the federal government to send him to North Korea. The guy in Iowa could’ve been deported though.

See how simple this logic is to follow? But of course deporting him would be “inhumane” because we can’t send people back to these countries because they are…….shitholes? Oh wait, I thought it was racist to suggest that the countries of origin are so bad that people want to leave there to come to America. Social justice is confusing.

Look, you can be normal and be a democrat. It is possible. You can say things like, “I don’t want to deport the cleaning lady raising a family here, but I would like to deport the 24 year old murderer.”

But that’s not Joe Curtatone’s style. He is a self serving narcissist who goes to the extreme on every issue because he represents Cambridge Jr., which is filled with NIMBY, upper middle class white people like him. And he knows that making headlines like this will make him more popular in town. If he thought this would hurt his chances of getting reelected he wouldn’t be urging for clemency for I-93 protesters, putting up anti-police banners on City Hall, or boycotting a really good locally brewed beer because the owner enjoys a tax cut.

27 Comment(s)
  • Ed Anger
    September 11, 2018 at 7:28 am

    I woke this morning with a beautiful dream. I’d won the lottery. I used my new financial position the hire a team of guards. I supplied each of the guards with a new turtle boy sweatshirt, and a new flame tempered Hickory axe handle.

  • Doug Gouty
    August 23, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    Joe curtatone is a cocksucking traitor, Hope he gets ball cancer and dies in pain

  • The Hustle
    August 23, 2018 at 9:57 am

    Keep up the anti-white race baiting bullshit Joe. It’s all a scam and you and your diseased friends know it. There is a common agenda going on in this country pushed by the mainstream media, colleges, far left politicians and professional race hustlers like Shaun King, Al Sharpton, Obama, BLM, La Raza and local brain dead POC con artists. Whitey bad, POC oppressed, and constantly held down and victimized by “systemic white supremacy”. Another fake liberal word salad talking point that goes along with “white privilege”. It’s all a money grab and political power grab, but what’s worse is that these dangerous idiots are calling for a race war. Thankfully most people see through this bullshit and ignore it and peacefully try to live their lives working, helping out and being good citizens. The last thing this country needs is a civil or race war and the fact that these evil bastards are instigating it is both criminal and disgusting.

  • hank
    August 23, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Curtatone is a fucking douche rocket. His brother is in jail for rape (may be his second stint too, not certain) and his sister has her own shady local govt dealings/marriages/divorces that lead to a small fortune. Someone should do some digging on the curtatones………. get this fake wise guy out of office so he can spend his time amongst the illegals he loves and not shaking down businesses for ‘contributions’.

  • WT Heck
    August 23, 2018 at 5:06 am

    There is a lot of conflation going on in this rant post. Curtatone may be what you assert, but assuming businessmen will reinvest the tax cut proceeds is a wild assumption – especially since you know exactly nothing of Koch’s or Sam Adams’ finances. The larger the business, the more likely it is that the benefits of this tax cut will not significantly flow further than the c-suite. This, of course, is the point of these tax cuts; a policy that had the explicit objective of improving working and middle class people wouldn’t hilariously disguise itself in this manner. votes are cheap, they can be bought with lies. but campaign donors? yeah, they’re job creators…. if you’re in politics.

  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    August 22, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    Now Cuntasstoes is looking into confiscating white owned businesses in Sommerville, South African style! The guy jacks off to a Winnie Mandela poster for fucks sake!

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    August 22, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    Stupid fucking guinea only likes the gravy that runs down his cocksucking throat………

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    August 22, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    Hey Curtatone !
    You are a disgrace to every Italian -American immigrant who legally immigrated here, learned the language and became productive American citizens.
    Disgratziate!
    If your Grandfather was alive today, he give you a crack ! Everything he an your ancestors stood for you have pissed on !
    Fuck you, you piece of shit.
    If I was still kicking around, I’d give you a crack myself !

  • citypoint
    Next door to Chelsea
    August 22, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    It’ll always be Slummerville to me.
    Put as many coats of paint on it as you want.

  • Sam Adams
    August 22, 2018 at 2:00 pm

    Little Joe drinks Zima anyways, he couldn’t handle a Sam. A sanctuary city that supports illegal criminals, no thanks, you can have that hole of a city. He’s trying to create controversy stirring the pot again and gaining sympathy from the sheep. It’ll be a different story when one of the gangbangers pounce him one day in that rat infested city.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    August 22, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    His picture is in the dictionary besides the words “corrupt politician”. Also why do unions support illegals. Who are the people who vote for open borders and against tax cuts. Are they in favor of assisted suicide of themselves?

  • GayBoi Mayor
    August 22, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    Americans having jobs?

    FUCK THAT, I WANT ILLEGAL MURDERERS!

    • MeatballMentality
      August 22, 2018 at 3:11 pm

      Or a junkie relatice on the scumaville police who gets off cause of ay yo cutatone

  • bigdaddy
    Marsha Coakley
    August 22, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    Its not illegal to be illegal in MA

  • Kevin Fleury
    Richard Cranium
    August 22, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    Saying you don’t want to deport the cleaning lady, only the murderer’s is as illlogical as no more Sam Adams cuz tax cut. They all need to be deported because there is no definitive way of identifying the murderer before they commit murder. Deporting all of them will also put back in place the incentive to fix the shithole they came from. My ancestors came here from Ireland….LEGALLY. IF Great Grandpa was denied, he stayed in the potatoe famine, and tried to wait it out until he was approved. When Auntie Griselda gets denied, she just walks on in with her 37 closest family members.

    I agree with just about everything else in the blog

    • Big Pete
      August 22, 2018 at 12:45 pm

      I’m a big fan of having undercut wages and unidentifiable people in our households.

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 22, 2018 at 1:40 pm

      Exactly. Having guvment workers vetting illegals will most definitely work on a case by case basis. LOL.

  • bigdaddy
    Joe Curtatone
    August 22, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    Trump wants to male america great again I want to make Somerville Venezuela

    • Somerville resident
      August 23, 2018 at 10:00 am

      Nice. You know what’s funny? All of these new yuppie buildings that are built on every square inch of space in smv- all the retail spots on the first floor are EMPTY. They can’t find businesses to occupy these locations. The city has been completely transformed into Cambridge v2 but small business isn’t buying into the hype. So many new condos with zero retail on floor 1. I just laugh.

  • z
    August 22, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    If it was some illegal from Ireland or Poland that killed this girl, my opinion would be exactly the same on illegals. The tool was from Mexico, that’s the only difference from any other country.

    • Kim Un Jong
      August 23, 2018 at 5:31 am

      I thought Chelsea was Venezuela on the Mystic

  • TJB
    TJB
    August 22, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    And there you have it. Small or large business owners MUST be forced to follow employment laws. Who you can hire, discipline or fire. Who gets promoted… regardless of their record. American car makers had to struggle against producers from Japan in the 70’s making small, efficient cars and trucks. Being forced to pay employees $50 per hour because they have ‘seniority ‘ is what killed Detroit. GM moved up to Canada; because these ridiculous rules were being stuffed down their throats. In Boston, there are bus drivers that make six figure salaries. The MTA is nothing more than a job program for blacks. And as they say; ‘I’m lovin’ it’.

  • Somerville resident
    August 22, 2018 at 11:26 am

    BLM banner still up as of a month ago.

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 22, 2018 at 1:43 pm

      That is just fucking disgusting.

      • Somerville resident
        August 22, 2018 at 2:18 pm

        Yah, next to city hall, on the high school that’s being renovated, is a giant sanctuary city banner. When I was in the parking lot between the BLM and sanctuary city banner I almost spit puked in my mouth the virtue signaling was so strong. I pay excise tax on my vehicle, unlike the illegals this city harbors w/ it’s anti police mayor.

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