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South Shore Fred Flintstone Shows Up On Hull Facebook Post Accusing Him Of Using Stolen Debit Card To Deny Allegations Despite Identical Tattoo Seen In Facebook Profile Picture


A man in Hull posted today in a Facebook group about some scumbag who he alleges used a debit card that wasn’t his at multiple liquor stores and bars.

A Hingham man named Daniel Barbuto was immediately named in the comments.

Daniel Barbuto saw he was being tagged in the post and shows up to defend his honor, claiming that it wasn’t him but that he knew who it was.

The problem is that his Facebook page has a picture of him looking like a dipshit, and showing the exact same tattoo as the guy they were looking for.


This genius is apparently a well known douchebag who has his own stone mason business, because he’s basically south short Fred Flintstone.

Pro tip – if you’re gonna use someone else’s debit card to buy a bunch of booze all over town, wear a long sleeve shirt if you have identifiable tattoos on your forearm. And whatever you do, don’t show up on the post where you’re being called out and deny that it’s you if anyone can just click on your page and see the tattoo on the very first image you have posted. That’s just criminal 101 stuff.


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22 Comment(s)
  • So predictable.
    March 28, 2021 at 5:43 am

    Dan “It’s not what it looks like!” Barfuknbuto.
    He says he’s married.
    The girl says “separated”.
    Betting it changes to “single” soon enough, lol.
    Time for rehab so you can do the 30 day group grope and come out ready to apologize because that makes it all better till you fuck up again.

  • Gloryhole Employee
    March 26, 2021 at 1:11 pm

    Not only is he buying booze on a stolen card, he totally stiffed me at the Gloryhole. I worked his 3 inches like a boss and he didn’t throw the usual $20 through the hole. How is a guy supposed to feed himself with this type of non-payment?

  • FBI Investigator
    March 25, 2021 at 9:53 pm

    It’S a CoMMoN tATtOo!

    • Stupid people everywhere
      March 26, 2021 at 8:01 am

      Why would anyone dislike your comment? Lmfao

  • Maura Healey
    March 25, 2021 at 7:45 pm

    The evidence is circumstantial. Do you know the man’s politics? I’ll make a decision to prosecute soon.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    March 25, 2021 at 7:21 pm

    Fucking yabba dabba dope! busted…. you maroon

  • Judge dread
    March 25, 2021 at 5:43 pm

    Yup. Of course this douche canoe who is tat’d up the wazoo is going to use a stolen debit card to buy booze, then claim on the FB machine it wasn’t him despite all the photo evidence showing his tats. That is the problem and why I do not use social media or have tats in the first place, is it makes you so easily identifiable if you decide to commit credit card fraud.

    Fuck FB/Twitter. I quit them over 5 years ago. Fuck them.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      March 29, 2021 at 12:41 am

      The ink epidemic has become so prevalent it may be easier to identify those of us WITHOUT tattoos soon.

  • The COVID Facemask Bitch
    March 25, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    Don’t seem like such a bad guy. The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced he just got mixed up with the wrong crowd.

  • MartyMcBribes
    March 25, 2021 at 5:08 pm

    He just looks like he sucks.

  • Pizza T. Hut
    March 25, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    Why hasn’t this fat slob been arrested? I heard that stealing used to be some sort of crime.

    • Boston Irish
      Boston Irish
      March 25, 2021 at 5:37 pm

      Not in Suffolk County

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 25, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    BAGGED! If a moron had a face….

  • Gazoo sucked ass
    March 25, 2021 at 4:19 pm

    That show jumped the shark when Gazoo got written into it. Lame ass character.

    The best was when Barnie and Fred did Winston ads. Go YouTube that shit. Comedy gold. They hide from their chores and rip cigs.

  • Raised pinkie phaggot
    March 25, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    What’s with the pinkie? Truman Capote called, he wants his gayness back….

  • Boe Jiden
    The question is....
    March 25, 2021 at 3:57 pm

    What is Andrew Zimmern enjoying in that small cup of tea? Pig testicles? Earth worm piss? Fermented artichoke?
    That guy will eat anything.

  • Observer
    March 25, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    That pink shirt makes him look fatter.

  • Fat Daniel
    March 25, 2021 at 3:29 pm

    Sung to the Flintsones theme song….

    Yabba flabba doo!
    Daniel, meet Fat Daniel
    He’s a giant fat tub of lard
    From the town of Hull mass
    He’s a poster child for diabeetus
    Let’s buy a truck load of stolen booze
    Then say, it’s all just fake news
    When you’re with fat Daniel
    Have a yabba flabba doo time
    A dabba doo time
    We’ll have a gay old time
    Fat Daniel
    Fat Daniel, Meet Fat Daniel
    He’s a tub of shit with diabetes
    From the town of Hull Ma
    He’s a tub of lard with canned cheese

    • Inflamed Anus
      Weird Al Yankovic
      March 26, 2021 at 10:35 am

      I don’t know man, that pretty fucking bad, thanks that’s 45 seconds of my life I won’t be gettin back!

      • Fat Daniel (head hung low)
        March 26, 2021 at 6:20 pm

        Not my best work, I will admit. Just trying to make a couple of you crack a smile. Sheesh, tough crowd.

  • Kurt
    March 25, 2021 at 3:28 pm

    Fucking mouth breather. What a dope.

  • Captain Trips
    Felonious Fred Flintstone
    March 25, 2021 at 3:15 pm

    Gazoo! They’re onto me! Gazoo!


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