A man in Hull posted today in a Facebook group about some scumbag who he alleges used a debit card that wasn’t his at multiple liquor stores and bars.
A Hingham man named Daniel Barbuto was immediately named in the comments.
Daniel Barbuto saw he was being tagged in the post and shows up to defend his honor, claiming that it wasn’t him but that he knew who it was.
The problem is that his Facebook page has a picture of him looking like a dipshit, and showing the exact same tattoo as the guy they were looking for.
This genius is apparently a well known douchebag who has his own stone mason business, because he’s basically south short Fred Flintstone.
Pro tip – if you’re gonna use someone else’s debit card to buy a bunch of booze all over town, wear a long sleeve shirt if you have identifiable tattoos on your forearm. And whatever you do, don’t show up on the post where you’re being called out and deny that it’s you if anyone can just click on your page and see the tattoo on the very first image you have posted. That’s just criminal 101 stuff.
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22 Comment(s)
Dan “It’s not what it looks like!” Barfuknbuto.
He says he’s married.
The girl says “separated”.
Betting it changes to “single” soon enough, lol.
Time for rehab so you can do the 30 day group grope and come out ready to apologize because that makes it all better till you fuck up again.
Not only is he buying booze on a stolen card, he totally stiffed me at the Gloryhole. I worked his 3 inches like a boss and he didn’t throw the usual $20 through the hole. How is a guy supposed to feed himself with this type of non-payment?
It’S a CoMMoN tATtOo!
Why would anyone dislike your comment? Lmfao
The evidence is circumstantial. Do you know the man’s politics? I’ll make a decision to prosecute soon.
Fucking yabba dabba dope! busted…. you maroon
Yup. Of course this douche canoe who is tat’d up the wazoo is going to use a stolen debit card to buy booze, then claim on the FB machine it wasn’t him despite all the photo evidence showing his tats. That is the problem and why I do not use social media or have tats in the first place, is it makes you so easily identifiable if you decide to commit credit card fraud.
Fuck FB/Twitter. I quit them over 5 years ago. Fuck them.
The ink epidemic has become so prevalent it may be easier to identify those of us WITHOUT tattoos soon.
Don’t seem like such a bad guy. The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced he just got mixed up with the wrong crowd.
He just looks like he sucks.
Why hasn’t this fat slob been arrested? I heard that stealing used to be some sort of crime.
Not in Suffolk County
BAGGED! If a moron had a face….
That show jumped the shark when Gazoo got written into it. Lame ass character.
The best was when Barnie and Fred did Winston ads. Go YouTube that shit. Comedy gold. They hide from their chores and rip cigs.
What’s with the pinkie? Truman Capote called, he wants his gayness back….
What is Andrew Zimmern enjoying in that small cup of tea? Pig testicles? Earth worm piss? Fermented artichoke?
That guy will eat anything.
That pink shirt makes him look fatter.
Sung to the Flintsones theme song….
Yabba flabba doo!
Daniel, meet Fat Daniel
He’s a giant fat tub of lard
From the town of Hull mass
He’s a poster child for diabeetus
Let’s buy a truck load of stolen booze
Then say, it’s all just fake news
When you’re with fat Daniel
Have a yabba flabba doo time
A dabba doo time
We’ll have a gay old time
Fat Daniel
Fat Daniel, Meet Fat Daniel
He’s a tub of shit with diabetes
From the town of Hull Ma
He’s a tub of lard with canned cheese
I don’t know man, that pretty fucking bad, thanks that’s 45 seconds of my life I won’t be gettin back!
Not my best work, I will admit. Just trying to make a couple of you crack a smile. Sheesh, tough crowd.
Fucking mouth breather. What a dope.
Gazoo! They’re onto me! Gazoo!
WILLLMMMMAAAAAAA!