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South Shore Queef Weasels Stab 3 Dudes With Scissors After Baby Momma Won’t Let Dad See Crotch Fruit Because He’s Been Selling Donated Diapers On Facebook

 

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In today’s episode of “When South Shore scissoring goes wrong”……

Wicked Local:

A South Shore couple are behind bars after police said they attacked three men with a pair of scissors in Weymouth, sending one man to the hospital. James C. Barkas, 33, of Hull, and Sarah Bartel, 23, of Milton, were arraigned Monday in Quincy District Court on three counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, three counts of assault and battery, witness intimidation, armed breaking and entering in the daytime and conspiracy. They were both held without bail until a Wednesday hearing to determine if they pose a danger to the public if released.

Weymouth police said Barkas and Bartel went to a home on Josie’s Way at about 4 p.m. Sunday to look for the mother of Barkas’ child. Barkas was upset about arrangements for watching the child, a victim told police, according to a report filed with court. Police said the pair started banging on the window and door of the home and got into a confrontation with a man who came outside. The confrontation escalated and the couple attacked the man who came outside and two other men who came to help him, according to police, who said all three were stabbed by Bartel, who had a pair of scissors. One of the victims, a 21-year-old, was taken to the hospital. Another victim escaped in a Jeep, but not before Barkas and Bartel attacked the car, damaging it, police said. Police said Bartel screamed at a woman not to call police when she was trying to report the fight. Police said Barkas and Bartel took off and were arrested by State Police in South Boston.

Girl, the only scissoring you should be doing is in the lady’s pond.

As you can tell from the fact that they’re holding lighters and dum dum lollipops in their hands in almost every picture, these two queef weasels look like they have that “disease” that’s been going around. Stabbing your baby momma’s new man is step 8 in the recovery process.

You’ll never guess what this chode does for a living.

He’s a freaking barber. Naturally when his baby momma didn’t let him see his crotch fruit he rounded up his slampig and they headed on over to take care of business, armed with the company scissors so it could be a tax writeoff. When a guy came outside to speak with them she of course decided her only recourse was to not only stab him, but to also stab the two other guys who came outside to help him. Does this look like the kind of ho that won’t stab a bitch for fucking up her chudstuffer’s visitation schedule?

That’s a down ass bitch right there.

Edward Scissorstabs is no stranger to the law either. In 2008 he was arrested after trying to rob a pot dealer, and then stole a car and drove it at the cops.

Three young Hingham men and a 15-year-old juvenile were arrested in connection with a Cohasset marijuana dealer who was beaten and robbed during an alleged drug transaction. The other man, identified as James C. Barkas, 22, of 238 Hull St., Hingham, was seen at 3:23 p.m. crouching alongside a house on Old Coach Road, police said. Barkas is charged with stealing a Ford Explorer from the driveway of that home and driving it at several officers. The Explorer hit an unmarked Scituate police cruiser and Barkas was arrested.

He of course was out on bail in another unrelated case.

Judge Coven set bail at $7,500 cash or $75,000 surety on the Cohasset charges. But he revoked Barkas’ bail in connection with another Hingham District Court case and ordered him held without bail.

He doesn’t just get his sperm sponge’s to stab people, or drive over cops with stolen cars though, he also does junkie white collar crime.

James Barkas, 26, of 38 Hull St., Hingham was arraigned in Quincy District Court on two counts of uttering a false check, two counts of check forgery, and larceny under $250; The case was continued to Nov. 28. Barkas was released on personal recognizance. The charges stem from a July 18 incident in Weymouth at 6 p.m. when police responded to a report about check fraud and several stolen checks cashed at various Eastern Bank branches.

And the fact that he’s selling iPhones, cars, and Bruins tickets totally isn’t shady at all.

I’m sure all of that stuff was purchased by him and he just doesn’t want it anymore. He’s not the kind of guy who would be dumb enough to steal shit and then post it for sale on Facebook. This man is totally legit.

Totally.

Obviously he cares a lot about seeing his poon polyp since he’s selling 600 diapers, a “never used” changing table, and dolls with the tags still on them.

It’s almost like he pretends to be a real dad in order to solicit donations, but has no relationship with his crotch fruit whatsoever so he sells all the donated shit on Facebook.

This was my personal favorite – check the date.

He got a bunch of diapers for Christmas because some moron thought he actually gave a shit about being a father, and he sold them on Facebook the next day.

 

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24 Comment(s)
  • M
    August 16, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    Why do all Mass. dirt bags have that same “look” like they’re all related somehow? You know it when you see it, very uncanny.

  • That Girl Was Me
    August 16, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    Tattoos and nose piercings. it rarely, if ever, fails.

  • Stunt Penis
    August 16, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Most definitely wood.

  • I Dub Thee
    August 15, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    BASIC BILLY =
    Drug problem.
    Rando baby mammas.
    Profits off kids donated stuff.
    Short lived entry level jobs.
    Lives off elderly parents/family.
    Criminal record full of dumb shit.
    Greasy flop sweat face in every selfie.
    Loyal current girlfriend who should know better that will hate him later.

    All too common these days.

  • Anonymous
    August 14, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    How about we not bring a man who died up in posts because he has a grieving family and friends and young children that need to get through everyday without having to worry about a writer who can’t find anything else to “enlighten” the south shore about and hides behind a computer screen asking for donations for shit writing.

    • Sprinkle Pig
      August 15, 2019 at 9:49 am

      Says the guy who uses “Anonymous” as a screen name. If you weren’t the definition of the pot calling the kettle black I don’t know what is.

    • Let me up, I've had enough
      August 15, 2019 at 1:08 pm

      Anonymous. If that is your name…..

      Is the widow grieving? I would like to console her. She is a smokeshow.

      Let me know.

  • Karma
    August 14, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Do not let the old Facebook photos fool you. She is a bully with a serious kpin Percocet addiction. She is a mother who drives drunk with her own child in the car.

    • Everett Glue
      August 20, 2019 at 5:49 pm

      Yeah I know her too. Her Father was a Southie gangster type who went through mud miserable life robbing, stealing and hurting people when he graced South Boston with his presence in between stints in the House of Correction until he ODd a year ago. His brother ( her a Uncle) was a more serious, old school Mobster who got shot to death in Dorchester while robbing ( or trying to rob) some coke dealers. Looks like the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

      • It’s me
        October 23, 2019 at 9:52 pm

        Hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha oh you think you know what you’re talking about, ok

        • Sarah Bartel
          October 23, 2019 at 9:54 pm

          Except neither of them were mobsters. Fuckin weirdo. Get a life

  • Captain Trips
    August 14, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    Another waste of fine assets.

    Many pretty ladies have massive issues and date the worst man possible. It’s like they like being self-destructive. “Daddy told me I’m pretty so I’m going to fuck Charles Manson!”

    For non-dirtball dudes like me, she is an easy pump and dump target. If you sense they like bad boys, act the part (like you don’t give a flying shit about them) until you get the trim, then dump em! Worked for me successfully many times.

    She could date a rich dude, live off of him, and fuck Manuel the gardener on the side.

    But NO, these chicks are too stupid to play the proper asset game and they outright publicly date the scumbags.

    And who the fuck gets some useless pretty face like this banged up? I’ve pumped lots of useless pretty face chicks, and the well-timed pull-out has worked for me every time. Not once have I gotten a useless pretty face chick’s torso, boobs, neck, mouth, or face pregnant. If you’re stupid enough to dump in them, then you deserve whatever happens after.

    With the exception of a good pump and dump, pretty, useless chicks are just that! Pretty useless!

    Simple concept really! Get a clue dickheads!

    • That Girl Was Me
      August 16, 2019 at 6:38 pm

      This is some nostradamus level shit right here.

      take notes.

  • Just saying
    August 14, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    I’d pay her $50 if she let me eat her ass.

    • Captain Trips
      August 14, 2019 at 6:42 pm

      I’d let her pay me $50 to eat MY ass

      The day after the corn on the cob festival

  • Karma
    August 14, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Karma is a bitch.
    Hope they hold you two over for a dangerousness hearing.
    Fun 120 days. See you around Thanksgiving.

  • Bertha Von Nation
    August 14, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    That package of diapers in the clear plastic are absolutely donated diapers! I give them away regularly at work! I hate assholes like this!

  • Itsme
    August 14, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    I think Danny Sheehan died last month

  • Judge Common Sense
    August 14, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    This man could have a put that shitty tattoo anywhere on his body and he chose to put it on his throat. You sir are a dumb motherfucker. I sentence you to a half day of staying clean. And I will sentence all the dumb hoes that sleep with you another day. This courtroom is backed the fuck up. It is massachusetts after all. Court adjourned bitches!

    • Judge C. Sense
      August 14, 2019 at 4:11 pm

      Ok, court is back in session. I will sentence each one of these hoes to 3 hours a day, for one week, to parent their own children. I know I know, I ain’t your typical lefty judge, I mean business.

  • Squirt squirt
    August 14, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    Damn she’s a cutie for having “the disease”….

    I don’t think she does….I think she’s just s crazy desperate ho with daddy issues

    • Lol
      August 14, 2019 at 2:56 pm

      Don’t let her fb pics fool you.. this girl loves her Percocet.

  • Gash Basher
    August 14, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    what a waste of some nice trim

  • Rod Ramsey
    August 14, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    Tax write off? They don’t pay taxes!

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