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Stabby McMethface Stabs Dude Who Won’t Let Him Into His Hampton Beach Party, Gets Arrested For Billionth Time, Says He’s “Breed” For Jail


This guy right here is the reason you’re crazy if you still go to Hampton Beach.

It’s full of animals. Come for the syphilis, stay for the stabbing. This is the kind of guy who’s wandering around at 2 AM looking for a party. And if you tell him you’re all set because he looks like a wildebeest’s asshole, then he’s probably gonna slit your throat.

Let’s take a look at his Facebook page to see what this stable genius is all about.

Here he is posting in 2017 about going off to prison after “only” facing seven charges.

According to a woman who commented on it he burnt a woman’s face, with a cigarette, beat her up, stole her kid’s social security cards, and was threatening and harassing her for quite some time.

He’s also got mugshots for strangulation, four counts of domestic violence, violation of a protective order, and breach of bail.

He allegedly made a fake Facebook profile, pretending to be his ex-girlfriend’s dead one-year-old son, but according to his buddy’s he’s a good guy because he works hard.

He’s not afraid of prison though because according to him he’s “breed for it.”

Plus he’s been saving up for commissary.

Going in and out of prison is just kind of part of life at this point. Heavens forbid we actually lock monsters like this up permanently. Looks like life in prison really isn’t that much different from life outside of prison based on the butt patrol he smokes crack with back in Hampton Beach.

Save some pussy for everyone else guys!

Of course he can’t afford an attorney, so the taxpayer’s take care of that for him. He refers to the people who defend him for free as “public pretenders,” and refuses to pay them the minimal amount of money they require for their service. According to him, “I ain’t paying you shit run it concurrent fuck it run it consecutive I don’t care.” He also told the Judge to suck his dick.

And there were witnesses.

Does this look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t tell a judge to suck his dick in front of his public pretender?

He also purports to be a Hell’s Angel and says he’s looking forward to their upcoming war with a rival bike gang.

But by all means, keep releasing this shithead back into the wild. What could possibly go wrong?


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47 Comment(s)
  • ncfoothillbilly
    July 21, 2019 at 10:11 am

    Truly a mouth breather.

  • Dr Girlfriend
    July 20, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    If 1% biker gangs are something you aspire to, you’re most certainty failing at life. No reasonable adult is impressed. Kindly euthanize yourself. For the greater good.

  • Deborah
    July 17, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    Look here’s all my heroes acting like their words matter…

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      July 18, 2019 at 3:27 am

      Look, here’s Dumb Deb not fucking off when she should.

    • The Name Game
      July 18, 2019 at 2:03 pm

      … and yet here you are, anyway. Go ahead, defend Wormin’ Norman. There appears to be no redeeming (social, human, or any) value to this scumbag. Debbie Does Dirtbags? Do you LIKE cig butts? Do you LIKE diseases? Do you LIKE scrawny bad guys with enough tat’s to be the headliner on the traveling arcade show? You must.

  • GG
    July 17, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    He is a wannabe that’s supporter gear that the hells Angels sell to knuckleheads!!! You would never see a hells angel riding a Kawasaki

  • How precious
    July 17, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    Oh he says he’s in a gang? How adorable.

  • Time to take out the trash
    July 17, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    Society needs a modern-day version of the Star Chamber. A secret organization dedicated to snuffing out the people who are a threat and drain on society. We could get plenty of guys who are skilled at using violence – I am not talking about hoodboogers and street trash, I am talking about legit veterans who know how to put a dog down – and give them the tools necessary to rid society of this scum. Cops arrest them and then conveniently drop them off at a predetermined location so the scumbags can see what real violence looks like up close and personal. First offense, they get beaten to within an inch of their lives with a warning – “Next time, you get a knife shoved in your dickhole before we ventilate your head.” Second offense, game over. Something must be done to protect people who are constantly victimized by shitheads like this.

  • That Girl Was Me
    July 17, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Thank god for tattoos. easy targets for my .3030. time to take out the trash.

  • That Girl Was Me
    July 17, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Hampton beach is the DR of the upper north east. you get what you pay for.


  • Steven W Hogan
    July 17, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    This is why You Don’t go to Hampton Beach??????

    This kind of behavior happens in every summer time resort community every day. This happens once in HB and you say don’t go? Obviously you have not been there in a while. Do some research before you open up your trap and make yourself look foolish Your’s Truly HB resident 18 years

  • Turtz McGurtz
    July 17, 2019 at 10:53 am

    Ehhh…. you’re painting with a broad brush here in smearing Hampton Beach. There’s lots of fun to be had. Yes, plenty of trashy, stabby & scabby guys that you avoid which is generally not a problem. The HB casino ballroom, Wally’s, Tens, and that place on the boardwalk with the wood fired pizza…. all a good time.

  • Gronk
    July 17, 2019 at 10:43 am

    dOnt tell me he lives with he mama? hAhaha. bUt garanteed he is part of that .001 percent.

  • Captain Trips
    Rice Burner Rider Fake Angel
    July 17, 2019 at 10:00 am

    The mug picture there – is he showing off the cum in his mouth?

    • Well, No Shit
      July 17, 2019 at 12:47 pm

      Not yet. Soon enough, though.

      Right now, he’s just practicing for Friday Night Bukkake in Cellblock D.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 17, 2019 at 8:53 am

    Hopefully, he’s not an actual Angel but an associate saying he is an Angel. If that’s the case, I hope the Angels see this. They’ll learn him soon enough

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 17, 2019 at 8:54 am

      See if he has the Official required Angels tattoo. If he doesn’t, there you go.

      • capone181
        Total Mayhem
        July 17, 2019 at 9:50 am

        The Hells Angels ride Harleys.

        The picture of him on a bike is a Kawasaki, so I doubt he is a member.

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    July 17, 2019 at 8:27 am

    They don’t have a pot to piss in.

    But they can afford a shit load of tattoos.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    July 17, 2019 at 7:12 am

    I was at Hampton Beach yesterday for most of the day. I didn’t see one stabbing.

    (You get to go to Hampton Bech for the day if you’re not working that day.)

    >This guy right here is the reason you’re crazy if you still go to Hampton Beach.<

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    July 17, 2019 at 4:44 am

    Hells Angel? On a Rice Rocket? He will be dead soon….

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    July 17, 2019 at 4:39 am

    Limerick of the Day…..

    Despite his record of note
    His chances of jail are remote
    This cunt’s walking free
    When instead he should be
    In jail with a dick down his throat

    Dick Scratcher, aged 15-20 years without parole

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 17, 2019 at 9:58 am

      Thumbs up my good man

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        July 17, 2019 at 12:31 pm

        Cheers, CT.

        Those voting down my limericks have been warned before. When I catch up with them I shall be penning a limerick about them being kicked in the cunt.

    • Big Wick
      July 18, 2019 at 2:11 pm

      Yet another classic, Dick! I can’t understand how ANYONE can downvote a clever, appropriate limerick. Probably Deb (Debby Downer?).b

  • Let me give you a kiss sis
    July 17, 2019 at 4:03 am

    Nice picture of him and his sister though…..glad he has family “support”

  • Hells angels.....on my pocket rocket
    July 17, 2019 at 4:00 am

    Honestly if he came into my court for trespassing I would sentence him to life. What a worthless piece of garbage

  • Silencio Dogood
    July 17, 2019 at 3:16 am

    Norm Howard, a great American name of old, he coulda been a bookkeeper for the railroad, with an unbeaten wife and 7 kiddies aligned on the stairs to greet him when he returned home for a pot roast dinner. maybe a small sherry afterwards. Too bad the CIA planted meth among the White population to speed their extinction from the face of America, with a paltry few left in petting zoos along I-80.
    Norm Howard, a great American…

  • Derp
    July 17, 2019 at 1:37 am

    He looks like something out of The Hills Have Eyes.
    And lying about being in Hell’s Angels will eventually get him killed.

  • Wwy
    July 17, 2019 at 1:01 am

    I thought chesna got rocked.

  • A Boy Called Sue
    July 16, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    Hello, greetings from upstate! We are so,so happy that Norman is going to be with us again. Yes Norman, you do belong here with us! You are born to play our favorite prison game, “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.” We can also watch Dog Day Afternoon. You remind me of Al’s character. The gay part.

  • Jeff J
    Is That Balls on Your Chin?
    July 16, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    The post the woman wrote says, “He has cheated on her again and again”. The question is with WHAT? That receptacle would have to be the loneliest most desperate thing in New England. This guy’s like a bootleg Jeremy Meeks, the Not So Hot Felon.

  • Paul Casale
    July 16, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    Of course he likes it in jail. He has a different dick every night.

  • Seriously?
    July 16, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    Who dates this guy and DOESN’T expect a cig butt to the face??? Oh sorry, you expected this guy to be a good boyfriend?! Lmfao!

  • Toolman
    July 16, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    The Real Angels do not like Poseurs.
    I suspect he is cruising for a bruising ….

  • Dr Girlfriend
    July 16, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    Such an employable face. Surely we can all safely assume he has much to offer society.

  • Cap’n Crunch
    July 16, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    What a complete and utter waste of skin!

    Aaaaand no way 81 let’s this skinny pussy ride with them on that rice rocket.
    Definitely tosses salad in the joint.

  • Smiley
    July 16, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    My shit’s been pushed in! I’m always getting love from the homies.

  • Ray Patriarca
    What a rectal ranger !
    July 16, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    I’m sure he gets “bred” in jail.
    Long, hard and often.
    He’s got the hardo look going on on the outside….but I’ll bet he’s the bell-of-the-ball in the joint.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 16, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    Hamptons are quite nice really, especially this time of year. Anderson Cooper and Calvin Klein both own houses there.

  • Even aron hernandez wouldn't hit that
    July 16, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    Wow looks like Maine produced another winner.

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Yo mum
    July 16, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    Guaranteed he isn’t a real hells angel

    • Dumbshit
      July 17, 2019 at 8:06 am

      Gee, ya think?

      You’re a regular Columbo. You must have had to go through a lot of Cracker Jack boxes to get to the one with the P.I. licence.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      July 17, 2019 at 10:23 am

      His other FB page (Howie Normando) has Outlaw pics.
      Which one is it, stupid? Are you HA or Outlaw?
      Maybe, he’s so thuggish he can choose.

  • Turdchomper
    July 16, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    Save some pussy for the rest of us…i spit out my beer looking at that pic then read that line.oh and he’s an Angel…with a clapped out looking Kawi. Yep.

  • JoeMomma
    July 16, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    There’s a typo in the headline, he actually said he gets breed in jail.

  • Judge dread
    July 16, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Oh. Purse he rides a ninja bike.

    The judge has a simple solution to this problem. Take a lobotomy pick, give him a “black eye” send him off to jail where he can make big rocks into small rocks. That’s all he will know how to do.

    Problem solved. Wipes hands clean of him.

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