Stabby McPsychopath Assaults Middleboro Homeowners During Home Invasion, Doesn’t Seem To Be A Stranger To Prison, Gets Picked Up By Cops Despite Writing “I’m Still Free” On Facebook,  And Is Now Doing 6 Years As Someone’s Pretty Lady In Jail
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So back in June, this smug-looking taint tickler robbed a Middleboro home in the wee hours of the morning, and ended up slashing up the male homeowner.

Via WBSM:

“Chief Joseph Perkins reports that the Middleborough Police Department is actively investigating an armed home invasion that occurred early this morning.

At approximately 2:30 a.m., Middleborough Police received a 911 call from a female resident on Old Center Street who reported that her husband had been stabbed multiple times after a man broke into their home.

Upon arrival, police learned that the suspect, a white male wearing a mask and armed with an edged weapon, entered the residents’ home and demanded access to their safe.

The male resident attempted to stop the intruder, and in the process, suffered several stab wounds. He was transported via medical helicopter to Rhode Island Hospital with serious injuries. The female resident was not injured.

Following the altercation, the suspect fled the house into a vehicle that was waiting outside.

Police believe the suspect is known to the homeowners and that this was not a random act. Detectives are currently following up on several leads to determine and locate the suspect.

“There is no danger to the community,” Chief Perkins said. “We want residents in the neighborhood to rest assured that this was not a random act and we are actively investigating the incident.”

Residents in the area of Old Center Street at Pleasant Street, who have home security cameras, are asked to contact Middleborough Police….”

Shocking, I know, that a smug faced, blank eyed shitstain like that would pull such a heinous stunt, but a week later, he was arrested in connection to the crime and is currently serving 6 years, so he is definitely guilty, y’all.

If this isn’t the face of a junked out future serial killer, I don’t know what is. His Facebook page is rife with creepy selfies where he just dead stares into the camera and smirks a little, like he’s thinking about smashing kittens with a shovel or something:

He sure does have a purdy mouth, though.  Definitely the kind of guy who leaves a basket of 10 bottles of Vaseline lotion, steroids, and hypodermic needles on his nightstand. I’m calling it. Jury’s out on whether he cries while punch the clown, but I’d bet he does literally punch it from time to time.

I know this blog’s a little late to the party, with him already being arrested months ago and sentenced to 6 years as someone’s lovely little prison wife, but check out the crazy on this one. Turns out he’s not a stranger to jailhouse stripes, and his Facebook ramblings on the subject are just as insane as his blank stare and propensity for violence:

Is it just me, or is he really into dudes in uniform? This guy has all the charm and wit of the freaking Unabomber. Bad news, Kaczynski lite – you are definitely still a burden to society, and most likely have been since the day your mother spat you out of her used up vaginal cavity. I bet she used to fill your baby bottles with Rubinoff vodka in an attempt to hear her soap operas over your incessant wailing and crying. I bet she’d say not much has changed.

He also started his own ex-con #metoo movement:

Really, really in to dudes in uniforms!

And seems like he’s a blast at parties:

Jesus H Christ, I hope he’s referring to DNA that this chud left at the crime scene, and not in the turkey.

And hilariously, this is his Facebook bio:

No you’re not, loser. You are in jail. Only thing that is getting fucked is your bumhole, until it becomes so flaccid and prolapsed it flutters in the gentle breeze, and sounds like a deflating balloon every time your backdoor vag hole lets loose a delicate little queef. But definitely not the wisest choice to brag about your newly acquired freedom, and then go pull a midnight home invasion that culminates in a bloody assault.