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Stabby McPsychopath Assaults Middleboro Homeowners During Home Invasion, Doesn’t Seem To Be A Stranger To Prison, Gets Picked Up By Cops Despite Writing “I’m Still Free” On Facebook And Is Now Doing 6 Years As Someone’s Pretty Lady In Jail

Stabby McPsychopath Assaults Middleboro Homeowners During Home Invasion, Doesn’t Seem To Be A Stranger To Prison, Gets Picked Up By Cops Despite Writing “I’m Still Free” On Facebook,  And Is Now Doing 6 Years As Someone’s Pretty Lady In Jail
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So back in June, this smug-looking taint tickler robbed a Middleboro home in the wee hours of the morning, and ended up slashing up the male homeowner.


“Chief Joseph Perkins reports that the Middleborough Police Department is actively investigating an armed home invasion that occurred early this morning.

At approximately 2:30 a.m., Middleborough Police received a 911 call from a female resident on Old Center Street who reported that her husband had been stabbed multiple times after a man broke into their home.

Upon arrival, police learned that the suspect, a white male wearing a mask and armed with an edged weapon, entered the residents’ home and demanded access to their safe.

The male resident attempted to stop the intruder, and in the process, suffered several stab wounds. He was transported via medical helicopter to Rhode Island Hospital with serious injuries. The female resident was not injured.

Following the altercation, the suspect fled the house into a vehicle that was waiting outside.

Police believe the suspect is known to the homeowners and that this was not a random act. Detectives are currently following up on several leads to determine and locate the suspect.

“There is no danger to the community,” Chief Perkins said. “We want residents in the neighborhood to rest assured that this was not a random act and we are actively investigating the incident.”

Residents in the area of Old Center Street at Pleasant Street, who have home security cameras, are asked to contact Middleborough Police….”


Shocking, I know, that a smug faced, blank eyed shitstain like that would pull such a heinous stunt, but a week later, he was arrested in connection to the crime and is currently serving 6 years, so he is definitely guilty, y’all.


If this isn’t the face of a junked out future serial killer, I don’t know what is. His Facebook page is rife with creepy selfies where he just dead stares into the camera and smirks a little, like he’s thinking about smashing kittens with a shovel or something:

He sure does have a purdy mouth, though.  Definitely the kind of guy who leaves a basket of 10 bottles of Vaseline lotion, steroids, and hypodermic needles on his nightstand. I’m calling it. Jury’s out on whether he cries while punch the clown, but I’d bet he does literally punch it from time to time.

I know this blog’s a little late to the party, with him already being arrested months ago and sentenced to 6 years as someone’s lovely little prison wife, but check out the crazy on this one. Turns out he’s not a stranger to jailhouse stripes, and his Facebook ramblings on the subject are just as insane as his blank stare and propensity for violence:



Is it just me, or is he really into dudes in uniform? This guy has all the charm and wit of the freaking Unabomber. Bad news, Kaczynski lite – you are definitely still a burden to society, and most likely have been since the day your mother spat you out of her used up vaginal cavity. I bet she used to fill your baby bottles with Rubinoff vodka in an attempt to hear her soap operas over your incessant wailing and crying. I bet she’d say not much has changed.


He also started his own ex-con #metoo movement:

Really, really in to dudes in uniforms!


And seems like he’s a blast at parties:


Jesus H Christ, I hope he’s referring to DNA that this chud left at the crime scene, and not in the turkey.


And hilariously, this is his Facebook bio:


No you’re not, loser. You are in jail. Only thing that is getting fucked is your bumhole, until it becomes so flaccid and prolapsed it flutters in the gentle breeze, and sounds like a deflating balloon every time your backdoor vag hole lets loose a delicate little queef. But definitely not the wisest choice to brag about your newly acquired freedom, and then go pull a midnight home invasion that culminates in a bloody assault.



14 Comment(s)
  • Joyce lil sister of the criminal
    December 21, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    Cuz im defending my family I have mental issues funny the people who have to write this kind of bs have mental issues n the people who entertain it are jus as bad. So ya I guess I am entertaining this loser who wrote this but I don’t like seeing things like this about people I love as you wouldn’t. So back off this should jus be deleted.

    • Victim
      January 19, 2021 at 10:28 pm

      “entertaining this loser”

      Oh, I’m no loser. I’m someone who locked up your piece of shit, LOSER brother for doing what he does best. Being a thieving, stabbing no good home invading loser. And getting caught as usual. He got a long sentence from me a long time ago and he deserved every single fucking year of it. The Emma family are real pieces of work, aren’t they?

  • Joyce this kids sister
    November 24, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Hey bubba t of cell block 3 and xxx I’d like to see you try those actions in him he would kill you both really fast jus a warning you disgusting freaks. On the other hand I’m not his mother once again I didn’t raise him he’s my brother and he’s made bad choices and I feel bad for the victims but I love my brother and he is the type of guy that if he knew you he would give you the shirt of his back. He has problems yes but who doesn’t no one here’s to judge.

    • Victim
      December 21, 2020 at 7:47 pm

      Looks like his whole family are not only liars, but have mental problems as well. Your brother is an evil, unintelligent, criminal scumbag who deserves to be in jail for the rest of his pathetic, useless life. I hope he dies soon. The fucking loser.

  • joyce emma
    January 23, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    You have no idea what you’re talkin about hed fuck you up and he’s far from takin it in the ass and talk shit about his mom to his face I dare you.

    • j
      June 2, 2020 at 10:23 pm

      I was locked up with your son,
      Hes not having gay sex with anyone im aware of.. but godam i know people with down syndrome that have more common sense than him!!! seriously their hiring everywhere!!!!!!!! get a dam job!!!!!! whats the dam problem!!!!! he has the coping skills of a ten year old!!

      • Joyce
        June 10, 2020 at 10:08 pm

        He is technically a genius his iq is pretty dam high. He just has problems jus like the rest of us doesn’t mean he has to be smashed about it. He was working and getting his own place but substance abuse and other things got in the way. There’s no need for people to bring people down. He’s been locked up since he was 13 years old he’s been institutionalized no thanks to the schools that wouldn’t help my mom that had 2 other kids she had to worry about. Anthony is a sad case and shouldn’t be stepped on and humiliated.

    • Victim
      June 25, 2020 at 9:01 pm

      You did a bang up job raising this psychopath, loser. He broke into my place as well and I put the bastard in jail. He fucking deserved it. He almost killed someone and you’re defending this piece of evil trash. He deserves to rot in jail for the rest of his miserable life. I couldn’t care less if this asshole died in prison. Thieving, stabbing loser.

    • Victim
      June 26, 2020 at 10:28 am

      Also, if your son is such a, “genius.” Why the FUCK does he end up in jail all the time and always resorts to thievery and home invasions? Don’t geniuses invent shit and become ceos and make their own companies? Dude is a fucking retard with the IQ of a doorknob.

  • Victim
    June 10, 2019 at 6:07 pm


    I am a Victim of this scumbag and he home invaded me a long time ago and I put him in jail for a long time. He would have most likely stabbed me as well if I wasn’t smart about the whole thing. He wasn’t too intelligent. He told me to break my phone, which i pretended not to know how to do, so he just took it. One thing he forgot to do was take the phone stand/answering machine which had a dial pad on it which helped me call the cops on him. He ended up living only a block away from me and they caught him only less than a week later after i looked at some mugshots.

    This guy is a waste of life and deserves to be locked up in prison for the rest of his pathetic and miserable life. He’s just going to repeat the same cycle over and over again like the piece of garbage he is.

  • Akihito
    October 24, 2018 at 1:43 pm

    If the damn homeowner had a shotgun like he should, he could have saved the taxpayer’s this dirtbag’s room & board

  • Captain Trips
    Bubba T Washington - Boss of Cell Block 3
    October 24, 2018 at 1:36 pm

    Ohhh I’s be lovin this pretty white boy!

    He’s gots a sweet mouth too!

  • Giant Ponzio Scheme
    October 24, 2018 at 11:44 am

    This is nothing. Turtleboy should cover the New England Compounding Center trial where employees have been testifying that mistakes only happened in 2012 right before 80 patients were murdered and 800 sickened The reality is that all along cutting corners was standard operating procedure and it was only a matter of time before patients were murdered because of a culture that placed zero significance on patient lives and safety. Its even more intriguing watching a government agency pretend they were not aware of the problems and were not notified about the problems even though they were made aware of the situstion well before patients were murdered.Immunity for scumbags is being thrown around like candy. It only got bad towards the end is a LIE.

  • XXX
    October 24, 2018 at 11:23 am

    I want to chop him into steaks so badly that my balls ache.

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