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Sterling Swamp Cougar Realtor Offers State Trooper $1K And An Alli Bibaud Special To Drop Her Off On Side Of Road After DUI, Tells Him She’s Married To Trooper


This is Sterling realtor Karen Dubovick.

She’s 51 years old and does duckface at work events. I think we all know where this is going.

On Tuesday night her company had a work party in Worcester and afterwards things got a little bit interesting on the way home.

Trooper Timothy M. Rafferty said he was patrolling Interstate 290 east in Worcester about 1:30 a.m. Wednesday when he pulled over a black Jeep Grand Cherokee that had crossed two lanes of traffic and nearly struck the Exit 19-20 sign before continuing onto Interstate 190 north, according to a criminal complaint filed in Central District Court. Trooper Rafferty said the driver, Karen A. Dubovick, 51, of 8 Old Parish Lane, Sterling, said she’d had two glasses of wine at a work event, but appeared drunk, with slurred speech and with a strong odor of alcohol in the car.

So you’re sloshed and a state trooper just pulled you over for a DUI. Do you…

a. attempt to pass the sobriety tests and ask to see a lawyer?

b. take the breathalyzer and show him how sober you are?

c. tell the trooper he’s really cute, brag about knowing state cops, claim that she’s married to a state cop, tell the trooper how cute he is, and then offer $1,000 AND an Alli Bibaud special to be dropped off on the side of the road?

The trooper reported that when Ms. Dubovick failed a field sobriety test, she told him: “You’re really cute. I know a lot of state cops.” When he moved to handcuff her, he said, she yelled, “I am not going to jail!” and began crying when placed in the back of the cruiser, asking, “Why are you ruining my life?” She also said her husband was a state trooper and asked, “Can we work something out, please?” Trooper Rafferty said.

On the drive to the state police barracks in Holden, she asked Trooper Rafferty “multiple times, ‘Can you just drop me off? I will give you $1,000 and we can have some fun, you’re super cute,’” according to the criminal complaint.

Ms. Dubovick, who had a previous drunken driving conviction from 2009 out of Clinton District Court, refused a chemical breath test at the Holden barracks, according to the court documents, and upon being taken to the state police barracks in Leominster, she stated, “I am going to call a (lieutenant) in the state police to get you in trouble, you beat me up!”

I knew it was C!! When you’re a 51 year old lush who has previously been arrested for DUI and threatened to fabricate police brutality in order to beat the charges, you know what works and what doesn’t work. And offering up an Alli Bibaud special PLUS $1,000 is a much higher percentage move than bogus police brutality claims. Plus, she was going to the same barracks as Bibaud so she probably figured DA Joe Early would call in a favor and redact the embarrassing parts from the arrest report. After all, according to Early he does that “all the time.” He just can’t give any other examples besides Alli Bibaud.

What she should’ve done is tell the cops what she does for a living, ask for consideration, get bailed out of jail by a state trooper, get her case moved to Quincy District Court so they can sweep it under the rug, and then blame another state trooper for calling the cops on her and setting her up to begin with. Worked great for active State Trooper Angela Guerrera!

Honestly, I don’t think she should be fired for this though. I want a realtor representing me who’s going to get me the best deal possible and do whatever it takes to drive up the price when I’m selling. If that means offering a little extra-extra for the home inspector to look the other way on a couple things then so be it.


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45 Comment(s)
  • Bam
    June 19, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    Should have given her a good hard spanking then got a bj ,then arrested her. Just saying

  • Fuck everyone
    June 19, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    She needs some help.
    She lost her mom and brother in a bad fire many years ago.
    Maybe if you all knew everything about everything this page wouldn’t be here.

  • Jack
    June 18, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    Seems like a lot of the female realtors are wackjobs. Nothing new here, just another day in the neighborhood.

    • Seeker
      June 20, 2019 at 7:29 pm

      Sorry, not sorry….. So that gives her carte blanche to do whatever she wants in life? Actions have consequences.

  • Mark Bell
    June 18, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    “What she should’ve done is tell the cops what she does for a living, ask for consideration, get bailed out of jail by a state trooper, get her case moved to Quincy District Court so they can sweep it under the rug, and then blame another state trooper for calling the cops on her and setting her up to begin with. Worked great for active State Trooper Angela Guerrera!”

    Naw….Quincy ain’t dirty, is it? Say it ain’t SO!

  • Mr. Thirsty
    June 18, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    I’d hit it.

    • Chet Manley
      June 18, 2019 at 7:44 pm

      That grizzled face is a real boner killer. Need to see titties and the back end before I commit to “would”.

  • WeRFucked
    June 18, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    Did you see her listings? LOL… a couple of crack houses. One in Dudley & another in Worcester.

  • John Blutarsky
    June 18, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    That right there is the face of a hard-drinking alky. I suspect her collection of former employers is the result of being a shithead drunk. Multiple DUIs don’t just happen; you have be a serious alcoholic to rack up those stats.

  • Rajat Sharda
    June 18, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    Wherever would you get that idea?

  • Leonard Washington
    June 18, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    What is wrong with that cop? He must like paperwork. I would have taken the grand.

  • Charlie Pride Month
    June 18, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    If she promised to swallow the cop should have considered. How many times has this worked for her? They could make a porn film out of these scenes, call it DDDwi. Duckface Double D’s. Hahaha

    • I would
      June 18, 2019 at 2:44 pm

      When I was on a jury once I heard that for every DWI bust the offender has probably driven drunk 100 times. The same applies to offering sex to get out of a jam. Karen has likely done this quite a lot over the years. It’s just now that it isn’t quite as effective. Even slender blondes age out of contention. I’m sure the skill set is still sharp, it’s just the packaging. Life is unfair.

  • Evil Mr. Rogers
    June 18, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    Guaranteed that would’ve been the driest, most uninspired Bravo Juliet of all time. The cop should’ve countered her offer by throwing the rusty trombone on the table.

  • Screw Snowflakes
    granny porn
    June 18, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    Sure….why not?

  • juror seven esq.
    June 18, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    An observation after looking at her pictures. One picture it appears that she is wearing a Coldwell Banker ball cap. In another two it appears that the black shirt she is wearing might be an Exit Reality one. I think the more recent pictures would be the Exit ones. Why, because it seems that she has aged noticeably. Point being you end up working for lesser realtors when you no longer have the wow factor in appearance. Exit isn’t a top end broker if you notice the kind of properties that their signs appear in front of.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 18, 2019 at 2:18 pm

      Her latest place of employment was Coldwell Banker…well…..WAS Coldwell Banker….

      Soon to be a barista at a Starbucks near you!

      • juror seven esq.
        June 18, 2019 at 2:54 pm

        She is header to the used car world as a sale rep. Come on down we not only sell Hummers, we give them also. Lip smacking good!

      • gardengirl
        June 28, 2019 at 5:47 pm

        Coldwell Banker isn’t her most recent or close to recent Broker. Not sure when she worked there. Prior to 2010 from the looks of her Linkedin acct.

      • gardengirl
        June 28, 2019 at 6:41 pm

        Oops! Sorry, I was mistaken. She has jumped around from office to office so much. You are correct. Coldwell Banker is recent.

    • The Name Game
      June 18, 2019 at 11:18 pm

      There’s a reason it’s called Exit Realty… More like Exit Strategy. She’s def on the way out. Duck lips, driving drunk, so depressing.

  • Brock Turner
    June 18, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    Smart move by the cop. Obviously she can’t bribe him with sex when he can just rape her in the back of his cruiser like a boss anyway.

  • Well, No Shit
    June 18, 2019 at 11:50 am

    Wow. In my opinion, that is a rough 51. Too may winters spent outdoors trying to sell houses.

  • Jeff J
    2 Buck Chuck
    June 18, 2019 at 11:25 am

    Oh what a peach. Her husband (if she IS married) and kid(s) ought to be really super proud of her. WAY TO GO MOM!!

  • JZ
    June 18, 2019 at 11:24 am

    She can’t sell a house any better than a failed offer for a hummer with a $1000 bucks thrown in. The worst and most incompetent estate agent I’ve ever seen in my life.

  • Siskel
    June 18, 2019 at 11:22 am

    The duck faces kill me! Lady you are way too old for that. You might have been something back in the day, but you’ve lost that charm…. Not a fan of Rosacia ….

    • Dr Bombay
      June 18, 2019 at 1:21 pm

      You mean Gin blossoms…

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 18, 2019 at 11:20 am

    “Oh my! It’s just like a penis. Only smaller.”

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 18, 2019 at 11:17 am

    Dammit. And I used my “Limerick of the Day” up on the Salty Slamhog!!

    • Not to let you down, Dick
      June 18, 2019 at 8:07 pm

      There once was a realtor named Karen;

      Who spent the night drinking and swearin’,

      Along came a cop,
      She offered to slop,

      But he didn’t want what she was sharing.

      • Big Wick
        June 18, 2019 at 11:25 pm

        And the relief poet comes in for the save! Nicely done!

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        June 19, 2019 at 6:42 am

        Bravo, Sir!! Bravo!!

  • Edward Kennedy
    June 18, 2019 at 11:17 am

    Tasted good when I was there!!
    -Ted Kennedy 1998

  • Brock Turner
    June 18, 2019 at 10:52 am

    If she was passed out 20 years ago I would definitely get up in that

  • bigdaddy
    June 18, 2019 at 10:47 am

    How old is that picture of her on her real estate profile ? Either that or she did a good Photoshop job

  • WeRFucked
    June 18, 2019 at 10:40 am

    Suddenly her Facebook is private. Darn. I wanted to see the duck faces.

    Hey kids… you’re mom might be offering sexual favors (that’s how I interpret “we can have some fun”) to get out of getting arrested for breaking the law. Kids… now you try it!

    She’d have to pay me a lot more than a grand to hide my eel in her clam.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    June 18, 2019 at 10:38 am

    Cougar? No. Her daughter’s a looker though:

    • puke breath
      June 18, 2019 at 9:28 pm

      pretty much titless, i’d give her a sympathy ride though

  • Trooper Goo
    June 18, 2019 at 10:25 am

    I would have taken the thousand bucks and the mouth hug. And then I would have brought her in anyway. Prove it, bitch.

  • Captain Trips
    A Realtor
    June 18, 2019 at 10:08 am

    The duck faces are perfect. As in kissing her real estate license goodbye.

    Hope you have a back up career honey-buns!

  • randiguy2006
    All cops are heroes.
    June 18, 2019 at 10:03 am

    This made the news cuz he’s the first Trooper ever to turn down the hummer.

    And not just from women.

    I know some things.

    • z
      June 18, 2019 at 10:56 am

      I believe you. With the amount of news stories on bad cops in Mass. in the last couple of years that would be considered small potatoes. Maybe that’s why he didn’t do it. She might have taken a look and said “Small potatoes!!! EWEWWWW!!!”

      • hartf811
        June 18, 2019 at 11:21 am

        Staties are like lots of cops: too much free time and 100% access to phone time on the job. You don’t think they are calling their wives all day and night do you?

        • bigdaddy
          Leigh Genduso
          June 18, 2019 at 12:52 pm

          I can vouch for the integrity of the Ma state police

          • puke breath
            June 18, 2019 at 9:30 pm

            you have small tits also

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