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Stoneham Skankatron With Prior Criminal History Suspected Of Injuring 4 Children In Hit And Run

Police have been searching for the driver of a vehicle that hit 4 children on Sunday night, as seen in this horrifying security camera video:


Well, according to the driver’s father, the slag they’re looking for is Stephanie DeTomasi. This chick.


No confirmation that she’s been charged as of yet, but her father seems pretty convinced.



“A man says one of his daughters is the driver who struck four children in Stoneham Sunday night and fled the scene.

Danill DeTomasi, a father of six, is apologizing for his daughter’s actions.

“I just thank God that nobody got seriously hurt (and) nobody died,” DeTomasi said. “I want the right thing to be done. You know, she did wrong and she’s got to take care of it.”

A neighbor said the driver involved in the hit-and-run crash turned from Elm Street onto McArthur Road just after 6:30 p.m. He said the children were standing with their bikes in front of his home when the car took the sharp turn, hit the kids, and then hit the car parked in his driveway.

Surveillance video shows the car, described as a dark-colored Subaru Legacy, back out of the driveway and took off while one of the kid’s bicycles was lodged underneath it.

Dianne Dunnell, who lives near the crash site, put up reflectors and solar-powered lights Monday at a nearby crosswalk.

“I know the town has tried to put some signage up here, and they do get destroyed by cars coming by, so they’re doing something, but I figured a little extra can’t hurt,” she said.

Police said the injuries were minor, but two of the children were taken to the hospital.

“I just looked over and I saw headlights coming right at me,” victim Julia Cabral said.

“All I remember is trying to get out of the way and then flying through the air,” said another victim, Caden Parks-Miller. “I hit off the other car and then flew into the garden.”

Three of the four victims, who are all 13 years old, spoke to WCVB on Monday. They said they were just hanging out when the car came right at them, giving them little time to react.

“The fact that she hit four teenage kids and then ran away is just, like, unimaginable,” Cabral said.

“Just accept what you’ve done and go to the police yourself instead of just leaving, and that’s way worse,” said victim Vincenzo Guarino.

DeTomasi said his daughter told him that she was going to turn herself in to police.

“That would be the right thing to do,” he said. “She was probably doing something wrong, or whatever, because you don’t lose control of a car like that over nothing. Something has to be behind it and like I said, she’s going to face the consequences.” “

I have some sympathy for the guy who has to publicly comes to grips with the fact that he raised a dumb skank who plows through a group of kids like a round of Sunday night candlepin and just takes off and hides out. It looks like she has a history of this sort of stuff, too.

This article from 2017 mentions her once being arrested for hitting a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

“In years before she got clean, DeTomasi lost custody of her daughter, she was diagnosed with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, usually seen in much older people, she was arrested for an OUI after hitting a person in a crosswalk and she watched those around her die from their addictions. Of about 25 participants in her class at Chelsea drug court, nine died.

Eventually, after being revived by Narcan post-overdose, DeTomasi went to jail for three months.”


And in 2010, she was arrested for drug and firearms-related offenses after being pulled over as the passenger in a car driven by a wanted murderer:

Bluffton Today:

“A man wanted in connection in with a Pennsylvania slaying was arrested by Ridgeland police last week after a traffic stop on Interstate 95 that also turned up a stolen pistol, marijuana, pills and cocaine.
Shortly before 4:30 p.m. Aug. 2, Ridgeland police officer Chris Malphrus stopped the driver of silver Jeep Commander for an unlawful lane change and driving in the rain without his headlights on.
Asked for his license, the driver, Efrain Lopez Jr., 24, admitted he didn’t have one. Malphrus smelled marijuana coming from the vehicle and saw a handgun in plain view, so he handcuffed Lopez to search the vehicle.
Lopez tried to flee and resisted arrest but Malphrus subdued him, according to a police press release.
Two female passengers were also detained.
Police allegedly found and seized a handgun, approximately 5 grams of cocaine, approximately 15 grams of marijuana, multiple pieces of drug paraphernalia, eight pills believed to be a controlled substance, a marijuana grinder and a ceramic pipe.
After his arrest, police discovered that Lopez was wanted for homicide by the Philadelphia Police Department. The gun found inside the vehicle had also been reported stolen during an armed robbery in Cambridge, Mass.
On Aug. 23, 2009, Lopez allegedly opened fire at 9:50 p.m., shooting 18-year-old Christopher Rivera numerous times in his chest, according to Detective Jim Burke of the Philadelphia Police Department Homicide Unit. The motive for the slaying remains unclear.
Lopez was charged with being a fugitive from justice, resisting arrest, possession of a stolen firearm, possession of marijuana, possession of an unlawful weapon and possession of cocaine.
Burke said the Philadelphia Police Department has started working to extradite Lopez on the homicide charge there.
He touted the Ridgeland Police Department for making the arrest.
“We’ve been looking for him,” Burke said. “We didn’t know he was down there.“
Meanwhile, passenger Stephanie Detomasi, 21, of Woburn, Mass., was charged with possession of marijuana, possession of prescription pills, possession of an unlawful weapon and possession of a stolen firearm.”


As of right now there is no confirmation that Ms. DeTomasi has surrendered herself to police.





42 Comment(s)
  • Fran d
    October 28, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    Looks like they just busted her for this

  • Lenny
    October 15, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    She’ll make some jail guard REAL happy come prison time, hahahahaha!
    She looks like she swallows and loves it, get ready honey, it’s cumming!

  • Sweet cuckold
    October 15, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    I know the family, they’re all pieces of shit, especially the mother.
    Some bull dyke will have her fist half way up that ass real soon!

  • Maureen McCarthy
    Original Cynic
    October 15, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Just another reason why narcan should be banned.

  • Crispy C
    October 15, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Forget about all the fucking drugs and driving into kids, etc. This bitch belongs in jail for taking so many pointless selfies. Newsflash no one gives a fuck about your selfies you self-centered cunt.

    October 15, 2019 at 9:51 am

    she took off wit that bike under her car – lucky it wasnt one of those kids! What a POS!!!!

  • madd
    October 15, 2019 at 8:04 am

    Time to break out the Stingray device to get her. Forget your 4th amendment folks. They have your digital footprint and no- you can’t “fool” them. All the departments have them, and they suck up electronic communications from 1,000-2,000 houses at a time. Or 50-300 houses, whatever they want.
    That info is held in a file. A file that keeps growing. That file has your name on it. You might be thinking ‘There is 8 people living in my house”, but that would make you naive. Our intelligence officials are just so much smarter. Get this female to a MADD class.

    • WeRFucked
      October 15, 2019 at 12:04 pm


      Paranoid are we?

  • Bill Clinton
    October 15, 2019 at 7:39 am

    Most definitely wood. I’d be motorboating them little titties all night long.

  • WeRFucked
    October 15, 2019 at 7:15 am

    In the first photo of this blog, the cleavage is indication of floppy, sunny-side-up egg tits.
    I have no desire to see those.

  • p.u.
    October 15, 2019 at 7:11 am

    This is a stinky situation for all. Not to old biddy though. Not at all.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    October 15, 2019 at 6:11 am

    Since they can’t prove she was under the influence of anything, she will get 90 days suspended sentence and her right to drive will be revoked for 10 years. That is all, why? Massachusetts is why…..

  • Turd Reversalist
    October 15, 2019 at 4:43 am

    She needs to turn herself in but not until she gets the creampie of justice.
    It will be administerd professionally, though not even close to tenderly.

  • The Mass. RMV Will Never Know
    October 15, 2019 at 1:21 am

    This woman reminds of the other one from Nashua who crashed her car into a house and then ran away, leaving her young son to try to run after her down the street.
    At least Ms. DeTomasi seems not yet to have begun parenting with her drug dealing, homicide-committing friends. I guess that’s just a matter of time — a race between future offspring and future ODs, whichever comes first.

    • WeRFucked
      October 15, 2019 at 7:07 am

      “In years before she got clean, DeTomasi lost custody of her daughter…”

      Too late.

      • Jess
        October 29, 2019 at 7:26 pm

        She has a child

  • Metro West Guy
    October 15, 2019 at 12:25 am

    If this isn’t deserving of a prison sentence then I’ve lost all faith in the rule of law. Who runs over 4 kids and then just drives off like they’re leaving the supermarket?

  • Reactionary
    October 14, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    Boomer dad gives up his opiate addicted daughter to the mainstream media. I guess this is what a crumbling society looks like.

  • Under the robe....stay under the robe
    October 14, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    Seems like the kind of girl who’ll do anything to get out of trouble…..

    Gonna be a happy judge by the time this is over

  • Mamadeuce
    October 14, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    She a deuce eater too. Old biddy like that and corn pieces get stuck in teeth. Shit forgot.

  • Let god do his work
    October 14, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    So God took her away to protect the rest of us and we revived her with Narcan to hurt others……

  • dj i don't care about you i only want your mom
    October 14, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    what’s up slut.

    can I hang out with your mom and her friends.

  • i'm your boss
    October 14, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    as a soon to be 40 year old, there is def some good poon tang in those pics. the real question is how would they react once I throw them the fuck out after a trip on the pound town express?

  • Real_Finn
    October 14, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    “DeTomasi said his daughter told him that she was going to turn herself in to police.”

    How fucking convenient. Let her sober up and then turn herself in. She will lawyer up and say, “I was too scared to do the right thing.”.

    Get Fucked,

  • Gregg Bigda
    October 14, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Send the skankatron my way, can put her to use.
    Here in Springfield, Mass we have the weakest spine mother fucker of a prosecutor you’ve ever seen. Anthony Gulluni. He would send Miss Stephanie to detox. This b**ch needs to go to prison. Don’t waste hard earned taxpayer dollar trying to rehab the thot.

  • Mcarthur Road Sluts
    October 14, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    Is this bitch realated to not so hot tow truck girl Danielle.

  • uggggg
    October 14, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    Failure to Launch syndrome.

  • Bad Situation
    October 14, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Happy the kids are ok. Not happy that this poor father had to take responsibility for the actions of his daughter who is a mess. Time to grow up young lady. The life being ruined by you isn’t just yours. Maybe she can stay with Rachel Rollins or Joe Curtatone and shoot up at their houses. What’s up with all the messed up people from Stoneham lately

  • junkie scum
    October 14, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    drug addict pig. junkies are the most selfish pigs to walk the face of the earth. Ban Narcan

    • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
      Don’t be a bootkissing cuck
      October 14, 2019 at 9:01 pm

      The junkies are the worst. Them and the cops that are out murdering people for fun like Aaron Dean in Texas

      • Josh Misses Us
        October 14, 2019 at 9:29 pm

        Jish do you miss us commenting about you and skank girl? I’m sure there is more to come with the foolish videos you post.

        • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
          Don’t be a bootkissing cuck
          October 14, 2019 at 10:55 pm

          Just do what Brian Sanchez of the Georgia State Police, Shawn Souza of the Dartmouth Police, Kevin Garneau of the Lowell Police, Edward Holden of the Templeton Police, Carlos Vieria of Lawrence Police or Daniel Cintron of the Springfield Police tell you to do and everything will be allllright.

          Haha haha

          • Emma
            October 14, 2019 at 11:30 pm

            I’m amazed you can Google search when you’re all fucked up on drugs Josh. Do you ever watch hockey puck bag get fucked by one of her customers? How many times have you been arrested in the last few years? How about your child support now that you’re making money from YouTube and PayPal. That’s all income you moron. Don’t forget to claim it on your taxes this year

          • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
            Don’t be a bootkissing cuck
            October 15, 2019 at 12:17 am

            Seems like Emma supports rape.

            Or maybe it’s with exception that the guy raping her is wearing a badge. I don’t know, she cowardly blocked me

          • Fred Sanford
            October 15, 2019 at 7:00 am

            She didnt block you, Lamont, you big dummy. After so many replies the reply button isnt available.

      • SHS Alumni
        October 14, 2019 at 9:53 pm

        When’s the trial Josh?
        I’m sure taxi cab skank will wait for you and won’t be gargling goo for dope


        • Insider Info
          October 14, 2019 at 10:26 pm

          Hey Josh how long until Emma is doing the same thing as Danielle.?
          Maybe because you have nothing to do with her she’ll be ok. Let’s hope

          • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
            Not Josh, not a fan of Josh’s, but love The Constitution
            October 14, 2019 at 10:43 pm

            Poor Atatiana Jefferson didn’t even have a firearm in her residence.

            Sad that a trigger-happy cop took a loved one from many because she couldn’t hear his orders through the glass. Poor lady didn’t do anything wrong

          • Not Josh Apparently
            October 14, 2019 at 11:38 pm

            I can guess what you’re doing tomorrow. Either nothing significant or court related shit
            I can also guess what you’re not doing Josh. Working a legitimate job, being a parent or even just a man

        • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
          Don’t be a bootkissing cuck
          October 14, 2019 at 11:00 pm

          At one point last year the honest taxpayers of Montague were paying salaries for 3 Police Chiefs at once.

          The 1st one got caught with his hand in the medication disposal container.

          His replacement’s wife got bounced off the walls of her home one too many times. She finally got the courage to report her husbands physical and emotional abuse and then Police Chief #3 was on the payroll

          • Not Josh Apparently
            October 14, 2019 at 11:34 pm

            Sure it’s not you Josh
            Just another loser we guess
            Good thing she’s being raised by another guy

  • freemynarcan
    October 14, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    Only God can judge 100

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