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Stoneham Spunkguzzlet Robbed Of Christmas Gifts And Asking For Money In North Shore Mom Facebook Groups Is A Notorious Junkie Who Sells Food Stamps And Robs Elderly Women 


A North Shore single mom from Malden and Revere had the misfortune of having all of her kid’s presents stolen from her hallway right before Christmas and can’t afford to have them replaced, and she’s been asking for help in various community Facebook Mom support groups.

Luckily a bunch of people in the comments got ahold of her Venmo and sent her some cash because that’s what Christmas is all about.

Except those people got scammed and they probably deserve to be for trusting a stranger on the Internet telling an unbelievable story (who leaves their Christmas presents in a hallway?) designed to get you to give her money by using kids as bait. A quick Google would bring you to this TB blog from 2018:

Amanda McManus, AKA the Stoneham Spunkguzzlet, did the same exact thing Christmas of 2017.

Despite being freeloading scam artist who never seems to have a job, she still has strong feelings about liberals who push for policies that directly help and enable people like her in their pursuit of perpetual guttermuppetry.

Speaking of taking money from people who work and giving it to those who don’t, Ms. Spunkguzzlet also collects food stamps from the government and sells them on Facebook.

Then there was that time her and her junkie scissor sister robbed and assaulted an 83 year old woman for drug money:

An 83-year-old woman suffered minor injuries after two women tried to steal her purse outside a Revere convenience store Friday, police said. Police said the woman had exited the One Stop Convenience store located on Revere Street when two women, who were later identified as Brittney Ross, 24, of Lynn, and Amanda McManus, 29, of Revere, approached her asking for money.

“She said, ‘Do you have $40,'” the victim, who didn’t want to be identified, said. “I said, ‘What are you crazy? I am on a fixed income.'”

That’s when McManus and Ross tried to take her pocketbook, police said.

“She pulled my bag and I fell,” she said. “She dragged me into the street.”

The victim injured her shoulder while being dragged, and Ross and McManus then fled the scene without getting the pocketbook, police said.

“It’s unusual for us to see two women commit this type of crime,” Lt. Amy O’Hara said.

The victim was taken to a local hospital and released.

“She is one tough cookie,” O’Hara said. “She is in good spirits. She is recovering, but yes, she is one tough lady.”

Police said they obtained information during the investigation that led them to Ross and McMauns, and were able to arrest them about an hour later. Both women appeared in court for charges of unarmed robbery on a person over 60, unarmed assault to rob, and assault and battery on a person over 60 with injury. Ross is being held on $5,000 cash bail and McManus is being held on $1,000 cash bail. Both will return to court Thursday.

“She just wanted my pocketbook and I wouldn’t give it to her,” the victim said. “Why should I?”

To the surprise of nobody she’s also perpetually in recovery, doesn’t appear to have custody of her crotch fruits, but does go down the slide with them whilst ripping a butt, prompting others to remind her that she is in face a filthy junkie.

And did I mention her pole performances on the T?

So the lesson here is simple – if you see people begging for free shit in community Facebook groups you should always give them a Google. If the first thing that comes up is Turtleboy then you’re being scammed and the community should be alerted. There will be people who tell you that Turtleboy is mean or fake news, and you can just go ahead ignore those people because they’re idiots or social justice warriors who probably had a friend or family member featured on TBS, or disagreed with our take on one of the 10,000 blogs published on the website. It’s not normal to ask strangers in a Facebook group for Christmas help 4 days before Christmas. Normal people who aren’t junkies don’t do that. It’s a shitty world filled with shitty people, so you should assume everyone you’re dealing with is shitty until you find out otherwise.


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43 Comment(s)
  • Just here to laugh
    December 31, 2020 at 1:02 am

    You people are fukin retarded!! This girl’s my neighbor her packages were stolen in the mail room,( but it’s the front hall of the building) so yes they were stolen looossahs!! That girl on the slide isn’t here and neither is the trashbag dancing on the train!! Are u all blind or just idiots!! Btw she’s been clean a lil over 2.5 years. So good for her. Also, city papers indicate that she never touched any old lady!! She wasn’t even there! So open your glassy eyes cuz you people look like fools!!

  • Sir Francis Dashwood
    December 28, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    What? They are just vaginal warts. And I would like to see them if I could.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Quint
    December 22, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    Chick with that somewhat pretty but slutty look that is blowjob perfection. I bet she can swallow it right to the balls

  • dirtbag
    December 22, 2020 at 9:47 am

    what a dirtbag that bitch is.

  • Guinea Geisha
    December 21, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    Thanks to their junkbox mother… the only thing in her kid’s stockings will be their feet.

  • whatevuh
    December 21, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    she used to be pretty good looking, now just a gutter twat, too bad

  • She is a good pole dancer
    December 21, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    I got a pole for her to ride.

  • Mom Talk
    December 21, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    So if porn talk is “finish on my face and tits” would that make “mom talk” “cum inside my pussy, raw dog”?

  • Amanda MC ANUS
    December 21, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    Does she like anal? Cuz if so I bet she could raise the money to replace her kids alleged stolen Christmas presents if she puts her browneye stink side up for some dudes to enjoy.

    • Make her work for it
      December 21, 2020 at 10:28 pm

      She likes anything if the price is right.

  • “Does anyone need stamps?”
    December 21, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    This hootchie asks if anyone needs stamps? What kind of stamps we talkin? Postage stamps or you reselling your food stamps? Please specify.

  • Brown Eye
    December 21, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    She should get a job at a massage parlor. She could give me a rub and tug 🙂

    • Milf
      December 21, 2020 at 7:20 pm

      Ratchet or not she is a milf. And milfs usually know how to make a man cum. That’s how they got their kids.

      • Bill Clinton
        December 23, 2020 at 5:55 am

        I have pretty low standards. Okay, really when you get down to it, I have no standards.

        Even so there’s no way I would classify that as a MILF

  • Ashamed
    December 21, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    I went out with her and did a little meth with her
    I’m horrified now to think of it but at her request I took a huge steaming Chinese food shit between her little tits Cleveland Ohio style

    Wow. Wow

  • Bird is the word
    December 21, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    Why can’t we unleash our own exceptional social network grift on the Russian hackers?

  • Kat
    December 21, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    What 9 year old girl has an 8.5 women’s shoe size? If your red alert button didn’t go off from that bit of information, you are a f*cking moron. And that’s a hard 29 years old… at least she was 29 when the robbery occurred. I can’t imagine she’s that much older than that now, yikes.

    • Sparkey McMurphy
      December 23, 2020 at 11:53 pm

      My niece was in a size 8 at 8 years old. I have a close friend whose daughter was in a size 9 at the same age. She, her son, and herself…all the same size. And the boy is a year younger. That is certainly not where the alarm bells are, sir.

  • Qreeus
    December 21, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    I would like to see them.

  • Democrats Suck
    December 21, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    This chowder chugger has a bright future ahead of her if she could only find a job to match her skill set.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    December 21, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    Facebook is such a cesspool. Who are the idiots that fall for these junkie stories every time?

    Clearly, they have no experience with street junkies. They apparently have enough disposable income that they can just throw it away. Which makes me believe that they do not work for their money. Could it be, virtue signaling Suburban driving McMansion living white women? Are they the most gullible lemmings in existence? Yes, and this is just more proof of what we already know. The same fucking idiots that believe anything else Facebook and the TV tell them. Undoubtedly, their finely manicured lawns in their all white neighborhood’s have the Nig Nog Propaganda signs on them.

    First step to cleansing America will be to remove all televisions and unplug the bored housewives fucking WiFi before they do any more damage. Idiocracy is here. These zombies need an intervention with reality.

  • Metros Empty Nutsack
    December 21, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    That would be a major upgrade from my bride.

  • Ellen DeGeneres's Trouser Bulge
    December 21, 2020 at 2:05 pm


    • Rosie O”Donnell
      December 21, 2020 at 7:22 pm

      Don’t touch her. I saw her first.

  • Cheddah
    December 21, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    A single mom from Malden and Reeveeah!! That’s all I needed to heeahh..

    • JJ Walker
      December 21, 2020 at 2:10 pm

      Stretched her balloon knot at the Town Line Motel a couple times
      for a 1/4 of bar coke.

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    December 21, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    This is why I don’t ride subways, travel XO Jet and keep away from the fleas when ever possible.

  • The Burgermeister
    December 21, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    Ladies, come on… that “my presents left in the hallway were stolen!” line didn’t set off your bullshit detectors? This is why I never let my wife bring the car in to get serviced, she’d pull in for an oil change and leave with new struts, brakes, and tires.

  • tommy
    December 21, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    dirty slut, she has vaginal warts

    • Sir Francis’s Dashwood
      December 22, 2020 at 1:57 pm

      I would like to see them.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    December 21, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    I am so saddened for you Amanda. Unfortunately I am unable to help you monetarily but there is a woman in Milford who runs a wonderful program for unwed mothers. Her name is Hadassah Robeson and her organization is called Gan Rivkah Shelter. You can find help there. No need to thank me. Helping others is what I do. Happy Winter Solstice!

  • Can't keep my kids Kate
    December 21, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    I bet this northshore piece of junkie shit is a better mom than Kate. Ripping butts on the slide with your kid at your dcf visit, classy. I will give her credit for not just twerking like every other junkie pig. She brought her game on the T that night and she’s SOBAH. They all sound the same.

  • President Biden
    December 21, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    President Biden

    • President Harris
      December 21, 2020 at 1:01 pm

      Not quite….

  • The Shipwreck Lounge
    December 21, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    Saw her deep throat a hotdog once in the bar.

    • Questions All
      December 21, 2020 at 6:40 pm

      Just once?

  • MJ
    December 21, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    I hate the way junkies speak. They all sound the same with their nasally, whiney voices. Obviously you can tell just looking at them too but you don’t need to see the girl recording to know she’s a junk box. I feel sorry for her kids getting stuck with a trash bag like her for a mother. So sad

  • Orion
    December 21, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    Who the fuck keeps their imaginary presents in a goddamn hallway? Don’t they know it’s a big, mean ratchet world out there?

  • BucketNutz
    Encouraging to know.....
    December 21, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    ….even some ratchets are smart enough to despise liberals.

  • Lying Slut Whore Bitch
    December 21, 2020 at 12:33 pm

    “who leaves their Christmas presents in a hallway?”

    Amazon? Packages end up in my hallway in my building all that time. I don’t believe this dumpsterslut whore bitch for a second, but the story she came up with isn’t THAT unbelievable.

    • Homie please
      December 21, 2020 at 4:26 pm

      If she wasn’t home, how does she know they were stolen?

      • Lying Slut Whore Bitch
        December 21, 2020 at 4:45 pm

        Oh she’s completely full of it. Don’t mistake my comment as defending her – she’s a liar and I don’t believe her for a second. Just saying “gifts in the hallway” isn’t some thing that never happens.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    December 21, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    Yeah broke my arm skiing.Would you be kind enough to carry my books?
    I will give you a lift home.

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