Sturbridge Junkbox Who Gets Food Stamps Because He Has The “Disease” Is Selling Them On Facebook Because Drug Dealers Don’t Take EBT Cards
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This is Robert Stanikmas from Sturbridge:
He has the “disease” that’s been going around. Ya know, the one where you voluntarily steal money from your sister, give Diego a call, get a bag of “medicine,” stick a needle in your veins, do some funny dances, and then drop trow and take a smash on Main Street.
As a result of this “disease,” this able bodied 30 year old qualifies for food stamps. And when you give a junkbox food stamps this happens:
Food stamp Friday!!
The best part about when people post about having stamps for sale is that the turtle signal immediately goes out:
As you can imagine, Robert has a bunch of Google trophies in his cabinet:
Weird that he’d be arrested for domestic assault and battery, since he’s also 30 years old and living rent free with Mom and Dad. That’s like getting a free room at a hotel and kicking the shit out the cleaning lady.
As usual, food stamp abuse is VERY rare according to Jim McGovern and others who fight tooth and nail to regulate it at all. EBT abuse barely costs the taxpayers anything compared to all the money we waste on defense spending and Trump’s golf outings. This is what I’m told. But guess what? I don’t see the government wasting money on aircraft carriers on a day to day basis. But I do see junkboxes selling stamps that they clearly do not need to fund their habits. I do see the government basically financing the opiate epidemic by giving what basically amounts to cash to a bunch of people that clearly cannot be trusted with money.
If you’re sick of seeing shit like this then do something about it. I do every time Friday. Here’s the number to report fraud, 1-800-372-8399, and here’s a link to the report fraud form online.
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