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Taco Tamer Arrested For Lighting Boston Mail-In Ballot Box On Fire Is A Pornhub Director Whose Biggest Regret In Life Is Not Eating Out Rihanna’s Meat Flaps 


We were assured that there would be no mail in voter fraud, and that any suggestions that there might be were examples of Russian disinformation that must be censored by the tech Gods at Facebook and Twitter. But over the weekend in Boston someone proved that we should actually be very worried about it.

Here’s an idea – maybe we shouldn’t let the ballots deciding who will be the President just sit in the middle of a public sidewalk unguarded all hours of the night. Then again, I saw this one coming from experience, since last week someone forged my signature and had all my mail forwarded to Monica Cannon-Grant’s apartment in Roxbury.

Of course the blue checkmark woke brigade immediately blamed this on Trump supporters.

Because Trump supporters are well known to be black guys in Boston who can’t keep their pants up.

Anyway, the guy was identified pretty quick, and he’s a real trip.

Yup, his name is Worldy. That’s his actual name. And I’m not a doctor, but there might be something wrong with this guy.

Not sure. All I know is that he lists his habits as “like eating pussy.”

Does this look like a guy who doesn’t know how eat pussy?

The Taco Tamer was upset a couple years back because HUD doesn’t rent out apartments to people who have three armed robbery charges, and he’s only got two and one of them was dismissed.

He’s a big Miley Cyrus fan.

Especially the noodz.

He claims to have graduated from Fitchburg State before moving to Wakefield and becoming a director at Pornhub.

Which explains why he frequently shares links to various pounding scenes on Facebook.

He’s selling film scripts for some new movies he’s directing, and if you’re interested in buying them you can give him a call or visit him at his summer home in Topsfield.

He also shares links to Facebook searches for “China female models.”

He’s real big into Chinese chicks.

He had a thing for Taylor Swift noodz before becoming a Miley groupie.

Before that it was Selena.

And Brittany.

And Russians.

And especially Kate Middleton.

He wants to become a female corrections officer.

He would very much enjoy eating at Kaley Cuoco’s all you can buffet.

As well as Lindsey Lohan’s.

But his one true love is Rihanna.

And his one true regret in life is that he never got to taste her penis fly trap.

There are crazy people like this in every American city, just wandering around aimlessly looking to get high, defecate on the sidewalk, and burn mailboxes just for the fuck of it. The only time people like this ever vote is when the Pod Save America bros pick them up once every couple years, drive them to the polling place, give them a donut, and tell them to vote straight democrat. It’s why they fight so hard to make sure we don’t have voter ID laws – because people like him don’t have ID.

I sincerely doubt he did this for political reasons, he’s just good ol’ fashioned crazy. And yet Worldy the Pornhub director whose biggest regret is not eating Rihanna’s beef taco has the ability to destroy ballots and alter the outcome of a presidential election.

My question is, why did he do this? The timing is certainly suspicious. Was he radicalized by the media? Or did he just feel like setting a mailbox on fire? According to the court docs out of Ipswich District Court he lives in a welfare motel in Malden.

Looks like he got that HUD housing after all. Taxpayer money well spent.


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68 Comment(s)
  • Ms Linoleum Jones and Sizzlean Washington , we gots Gummamint Jobs and sheeit !!!
    October 27, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    Worldy What-it’s-face is just one of a million reasons it’s always a wonderful treat to take your wife and children into Boston and other Dem-run cities !! I also love to expose my family to the vibrant and diverse denizens of the South Shore Plaza and other successful, peaceful and enjoyable suburban shopping centers. They enrich and beautify our neighborhoods, schools, low level governmental positions and token public safety jobs so much, that we can wholeheartedly encourage them to move next door to all of us !!

    October 27, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    Relative to what was considered “normal”, even just ten years ago, this man is certifiably insane. Relative to “normal” of 25 years ago, even a child could clearly identify that this man should be held in custody for his own protection and that of society.

    Relative to the modern Democrat, he is only one small step away from the direction of normal. Which is to say, the Democrats have gone that far off base. From the Democrat standpoint, his only mistake was to burn the ballots in an area with cameras. It is good political theatre to have a work of performance art to blame Americans. He burned the ballots to get Trump voters blamed, and he knew that Biden would carry the district anyway. There is no downside to this from a Democrat perspective, other than getting caught.

  • By pussy, do you mean cat???
    October 27, 2020 at 10:50 am

    Wow. My taxes are paying for this? Imagine being a middle class working man/woman and having N.H. the tag lint of eating pissy on FB?!?! God, the white girl infstuation! I’m sure we are paying for his EBT, his housing, his heat, his phone, his food, his baby mamas and 22 crotch fruits of mixed race!

  • bill fleming
    October 27, 2020 at 9:18 am

    A crazy black dude with a match scares the shit out of the defund the police leftists. So much so they demand that mayors hire police on overtime to protect the boxes. HA HA HA

  • Jane Goodall
    October 27, 2020 at 7:45 am

    Silverback warning issued for Philadelphia tonight.
    Stay far away!!!

  • Heywood Jablome
    October 27, 2020 at 7:33 am

    Belt Loops Matter

  • Charla Nash
    October 27, 2020 at 7:31 am

    What does it look like?

  • Douglas Tannenbaum
    October 27, 2020 at 3:28 am

    Euthanize it.

  • Chipmunk Oil
    October 27, 2020 at 2:54 am

    Cunt face

  • Andrew Oberle
    October 27, 2020 at 12:45 am

    I never should have gone inside that second fence.

  • MrSmiley
    October 27, 2020 at 12:17 am

    These charges will go as far assss Devens FMC. Drugs are bad mmmkaaay

  • XavierParas
    October 27, 2020 at 12:08 am

    He thinks Kamala Harris will be president soon…sho nuff!

  • Brightside
    October 26, 2020 at 11:57 pm

    This guy is a hero! Lets be real, there wasn’t one red vote in that box. No one east of 495 is voting for Trump.

  • It’s me
    October 26, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    It’s sorta crazy to believe that some people actually have severe delusions like that almost feel bad for the guy he just wants some sexy babes

  • RetdEltee
    October 26, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    In re: Wordly Armand
    It amazes me that Police Officers SHALL be assigned to polling place to keep order on election day, yet a City or Town MAY OPT that PO’s to be assigned at early voting venues.
    Leaving a drop box unguarded before an election, yet mandating that on election day “the warden shall lock the box and give the ballot box key to the police officer” is ludicrous!!!
    Put the box in a station house in view (eyes on or video) of a “House Mouse” or a House Boss!
    Title VIII Ch 54 Section 72: Preservation of order by police
    Section 72. The board or officer in charge of the police force of each city and town shall detail a sufficient number of police officers or constables for each building that contains the polling place for one or more precincts at every election therein to preserve order and to protect the election officers and supervisors from any interference with their duties and to aid in enforcing the laws relating to elections; provided, however, that this section may apply to section 25B at the discretion of the election officers and registrars for a city or town.
    Same title
    Sec 25 B (p) Section 72 shall not apply to this section; provided, however, that a city or town may opt to detail a sufficient number of police officers or constables for each early voting site at the expense of the city or town to preserve order, protect the election officers and supervisors from any interference with their duties and aid in enforcing the laws relating to elections.
    Common sense?

  • Trevor Noah
    October 26, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    Is he single?

  • St. James Davis
    October 26, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    No birthday cake for Armand.

  • Crystal
    October 26, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    Thank goodness it was a meth smoking, homeless , mentally unstable, black guy. If jailed he might be in time for the dems stimulus package which includes $ for illegals and early release for prison time. Free cash and early release better than Lindsay Lohan stink box.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    October 26, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    Shit, the break up of the Fugees really hit Wyclef pretty hard. Hang in there man, maybe you’ll get back together. Everyone does for reunion tours these days.

  • Not the Good Doctor
    October 26, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    Damn this muthafucka is crazy! He claims he invented Pornhub! That’s almost as crazy as that Shiva fraud who claims he invented email! Now that is some mega bullshit.

  • DeOndra Dixon
    October 26, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    Dis mutha look like a retarded ape or some shit like dat

  • He does seem kind of worldly
    October 26, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    Wakefield, Fitchburg, the Salem News has him as a former Topsfield resident, throw in Boston and yes the guy is worldly, when you think about it!

  • Franklin Park
    October 26, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    I’m an Urban Zoologist. This is likely tree-dwelling species of primate. I’d guess an Old World Monkey based on his forward-facing eyes. I’d need to confirm him having only two pectoral nipples, a pendulous penis, and a lack of sensory whiskers to be certain. This is another unforseen consequence of The China Flu. These monkeys rely on tourists to feed them, and now they’re starving, carrying diseases, and terrorizing the City.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 26, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    Oh wow what a surprise, another homeless junkie felon in Boston with an iPhone, FB access, WiFi and free hotel room, courtesy of the Boston city council.

    And it’s a damn shame that the city let these dirt monkeys take over Copley Square. The Boston Public Library at this point is pretty much a public toilet, with piles of feces and needles right on the steps.

    • Scholar
      October 26, 2020 at 9:10 pm

      It’s a damn shame, that McKim Boylston room is first rate. But yeah, I’ve had to step over some feces while preparing my thesis!

  • Lindsey Vonn
    October 26, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    He’s a dreamboat.

  • Bob Murchison
    October 26, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    People please.Cut this gent some slack here.Who wouldn’t
    want Kaley Cuoco to drop a Hickory Farms Beef Stick on their chest??

  • Guinea Geisha
    October 26, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    Slut Seeking Meat Missile Burns Ballot Box, Wants His Forever Box

    Real life’s gonna put The Onion outta business.

  • Faggot and Kike Supporter
    October 26, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    The media in this city is such a fucking joke. I saw this on Channel5 Bostons FB page earlier and no mention at all that the guy was black, and of course they don’t show the picture of the guy doing it because that would be racisss. or something. So 95% of people in the comment section were blaming Trump supporters for doing it, some were even saying it was the probably the proud boys trying to intimidate mail in voters lol. Anyone who pointed out that it was probably one of the homeless junkies in the area was promptly called a complete fucking idiot, a bigot racist etc lol.

  • Jane Goodall
    October 26, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    Yes.Just as I predicted it to be.The Worldy Armand Capuchin.
    Dangerous and unpredictable especially when cornered or in heat.


  • Muff Mouth
    October 26, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    Fucking guy even “spells” like he has a mouthful of muff!I

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    October 26, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    I had wondered why this story got no love from the MSM: They were all over the ballot box burning itself, but then once they found out it was a crazy black guy they sort of lost interest. The Boston Globe Democrat described Wordly as an “emotionally disturbed” man. Now if it had been a Trump supporter they’d never shut up about it for days. It would have been all over CNN and David Muir would be wringing his hands over this assault on Democracy.

  • TRUMP TRAIN 2020
    October 26, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    Blacks shouldn’t be allowed to vote. And honestly the more MA ballots that get torched the better. It’s Biden Country. Torch em all. Anyone voting for Biden should not be allowed to vote. TRUMP TRAIN!!!!!

  • dough bro
    October 26, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    What was Conyeah so pissed about? Is Kim getting a sex change too?!

  • Its fucking meth you retards not crack
    October 26, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    Hahaha people talk about demokkkrats being dumb for listening too the media and their lies. Those same people calling demokkrats idiots for listening too the media are the same ones pushing the crack narrative.
    You stupid fucks it’s not crack its meth. You dont smoke crack out of a meth pipe but you do smoke meth out of a meth pipe. Soooooo many idiots on both sides who think they know but what they know is shit. It’s a fucking meth pipe that hes smoking meth out of. How do I know I’m right? Humm the same way I knew I was right about fentanyl floyd for months before people actually listened and caught on. If you dont know what you’re talking about than just shut the fuck up. You look dumb and there are already enough dumb people out there.

      October 26, 2020 at 5:41 pm

      Shut the fuck up and smoke your crack meth pipe dickhead.

      • You're a clown
        October 26, 2020 at 10:24 pm

        Boston new reports man was out on bail for robbing a ride share driver while he killed another man and shot him to make sure he is dead. O and ip I’ll smack the fucking demokkkrat right out of you. It’s a meth pipe you fag and dont you forget it!

      • You're a pussy and we all know it
        October 26, 2020 at 10:29 pm

        Upvote your comment much! Must have no life to sit there and refresh a page just to like your own comment. You’re a little cuck bitch and wouldn’t dare say shit to my face. Pussy.
        Gotta be some type of fucking retard too not know the difference between a crack pipe and a meth pipe. All those years of living under you crackhead mommas roof and you still cant tell the difference. Fuck you’re a retard

          October 27, 2020 at 8:19 am

          Delusional much cocksucker.
          I would knock your faggot ass out. You filthy druggie loser sodomite. Now go smoke your crack pipe monkey.

        • attention walmart shoppers
          October 27, 2020 at 8:22 am

          keyboard toughguy alert on isle 5.

  • Boston Irish
    Gov Charle Biden
    October 26, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Racial Rollins had no comment

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Sleepy Creepy
      October 26, 2020 at 5:13 pm

      Governor Charlie Parker is giving all of us, something, something, in leadership. I have called a lid til election day

      Join us

      • Hunter Your Unknown Son
        October 27, 2020 at 10:25 am

        You mean you’re smoking a lid on Election Day.

    • Rachael Rollins
      October 26, 2020 at 7:45 pm

      Sorry, been busy writing this man an apology letter, and filing the paperwork for him to get a raise in his EBT benefits.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    October 26, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    They’re not sending us their best.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    October 26, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    The ballots for Trump will be deemed invalid! The ballots for Biden will be confirmed!

  • World B Free
    October 26, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    What’s the problem Celtic’s fan?

    • Sub 500 Football Team great White QB Gone
      October 26, 2020 at 5:43 pm

      We got a naggar quarterback.

      • "Heels up" Harris
        October 26, 2020 at 5:57 pm

        He’s a cock sucking faggot cross dresser. Bill B will cut his worthless ass free very soon.
        dumbass mooncricket

        • Spic Tormentor
          October 26, 2020 at 8:31 pm

          Oh wow what a surprise, another homeless junkie felon in Boston with an iPhone, FB access, WiFi and free hotel room, courtesy of the Boston city council.

          And it’s a damn shame that the city let these dirt monkeys take over Copley Square. The Boston Public Library at this point is pretty much a public toilet, with piles of feces and needles right on the steps.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    October 26, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    What we got right here, is a Jigaboo pure unadulterated Jigaboo….

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      October 26, 2020 at 4:09 pm

      Scene: Crowd of students with a professor looking at this idiot in a cage:

      Professor: “What we have here is a failure to domesticate!”

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 26, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    Grab the dude, inject him with a massive dose of potassium, then throw his corpse in the woods.

  • Judge dread
    October 26, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    There are no rules in the game of power, only ruthlessness.

    The MSM has been pushing their audience into lying for a decrepit perverted fraud known as creepy Joe. I found a link on wharfinger dot com, the conservative news aggregator yesterday, that shows at least 15 of hunter’s sex tapes on a Chinese video site, released by the Chinese.

    They are nasty. He’s smoking rock, ugggg it is gross- if you think this is all made up by the conservatives, it def is not!

    https // tinyurl dot com / y64hs9x8

    • crank
      October 26, 2020 at 3:47 pm

      Allegedly, one of the videos is of Senator Coons (D-Del) daughter along with 6 or 7 other children. She’s in the creepy Joe Biden montage where he keeps getting in her face and she has a terrified smile and keeps ducking away. When people would sell their kids for a promise of power, there’s nothing they wouldn’t do to get it, let alone keep it.

      • Judge dread
        October 26, 2020 at 3:54 pm

        Yah I agree, that is some fucked up shit. From the tinyurl link to the site that broke this story:

        “UPDATE 10/26/2020

        Source G-TV, which has dropped all the Hunter Biden laptop videos, has released accusations that Hunter Biden had underage sex with Barack Obama’s daughter, the child of his dead brother, and other very young girls, 10-12 years of age. G-TV accuses the Biden Crime Family of being completely compromised by the Chinese Communist Party. G-TV allege the Bidens and Obama’s have know this for years.”

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Joe 30330
        October 26, 2020 at 5:29 pm

        Maggie Coons, Mmmmm! Me likey! I love her smelll!

        Join us.

      • Judge dread
        October 26, 2020 at 7:12 pm

        I would say queue in the track “Laura Palmer’s Theme (instrumental)” from Twin Peaks right about now.

    • Judge dread
      October 26, 2020 at 3:51 pm

      Just FYI-

      The link is SFW as it goes to the news site that broke the story. The pr0n on the other hand is disturbing, but doesn’t contain any illegal content like child pr0n or snuff pr0n.

    • Judge dread
      October 27, 2020 at 3:22 am


      I wonder if they(Chinese) are coming out with this video evidence cuz the biden family is broke. They can’t pay their child kidnapping cut, the heroin cut, the cocaine cut, now the human trafficking cut…..

      Now they are being backmailed by the Chi Coms PERFECT. WHAT A GREAT WORLD WE LIVE IN.

      • Judge dread
        October 27, 2020 at 3:31 am

        Now is hands down the best time to be alive!

  • bloop
    October 26, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    Looks like bootleg Wyclef will be gone til November…………2030.

  • Obama
    October 26, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    Typical nagger

  • hartf811
    Jill, Jill where are my pants?
    October 26, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    If a Biden voter had a face.

  • Not Copley!
    October 26, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    Without fail there are always crazy people hanging around in front of the BPL, always. Fall/Winter/Spring/Summer – they are there.
    Inclement weather/fair weather – they are there.
    Morning/noon/night – they are there.

    Been here all my life (since the 70’s) started to notice them around the mid-to-late 80’s and they have been since.

    If I’m town, I cross that side of the street.

    • Yall puss made bitchs.
      October 26, 2020 at 5:33 pm

      Why do you cross the street? Its people like you who cross the street that some of those streets are they way they are. Dont cross the street you pussy! Sucker punch those fucks right in their face and I bet you wont have to tuck tail and cross the street next time you’re walking on the street.

      “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing”!

      Your all pussies! Every last one of you! You sat around and did nothing for years while these people have run rampant. You let them push you around and make you afraid. Now you want to bitch about them in a comment section. Instead of bitching about these people on a daily basis why dont you fucking do something about it? Afraid of losing all of your morden comforts that’s why. You have allowed the promise of comfort to dictate your lives. Instead of standing up and protecting those comforts you would rather bitch about the very people who threaten those comforts! What is the point of comfort that is most likely going to be stripped from you any day now because you did nothing about the bigger problem. Instead of fighting for the comforts you have you would rather sit idle and just have them stripped in the end. Pussies every last one of you!

      • Not Copley!
        October 26, 2020 at 6:04 pm

        I cross the street as a courtesy to your mom, who I’m usually out with.

        Now take a big whiff of my farts, I just had jarred herring.

      • Yeah, okay tough-tits...
        October 27, 2020 at 4:24 pm

        …stfu before I kick you in your fartbox.

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