Braintree East Middle School Teacher Tells Kids They’re Immature, Inconsiderate, And Dumb If They Wear Masks Incorrectly
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Guy Who Shot 2 Braintree Cops And Killed K9 Kitt Is A Flat Brimmed Douchebag With Long Criminal History And The Girlfriend He Abused Is Honoring Him On Facebook
Two Braintree officers were shot and a police K9 was killed during an ambush 75 feet into the woods…
Braintree School Committee Cunt Kelly Cobb-Lemire Is Back And She’s Mocking Boulder Shooting Victim With Her Friends Because He Supported Gun Rights
Braintree School Committee member and 9/11 conspiracy theorist Kelly Cobb-Lemire has been a frequent flier on Turtleboy because she…
Gutless, Racist, Uninformed Braintree School Committee Members Yell At Parents Who Want Schools To Open For Trying To Kill Kids, Demand One Color Graduation Gowns To Protect Transgender Students From Suicide
The Braintree Public Schools have refused to reopen despite the fact that study after study shows that remote learning…
Queefbag Attorney Calls Braintree Cops On Restaurant For Being Over 25% Capacity After Tipping Nothing
Update: Sean Downing was let go and no longer works for Keches Law Firm. Got an email from a…
Braintree Breakfast Becky Demands More Regulation Of Holbrook Cafe After Coming Within 2 Feet Of Other Human Being, Barely Surviving Before Running Out With Mask On
This is Kimberley Brooks Holbert from Braintree. She recently had a VERY disturbing experience at the Connection Cafe in…
The Braintree Karen School Committee Member Who Shit On A Veteran She Was Delivering Food For Because He Supports Trump Is Being Recalled And Her Supporters Are Blaming TB For Screenshotting
For the first time in Turtleboy history a blog we published has prompted a recall election of an elected…
Fupazilla Declares War On Braintree Cupcake Shop For Making A Cake For A Braintree Cop, Alleges Along With Husband That TB Is A Ginger Pedophile Psychopath
Last week we published a blog about Braintree School Committee member and 9/11 truther Kelly Cobb-Lemire, after she mocked…
Nancy Disgrace 9/11 Truther On Braintree School Committee Openly Mocks Needy Veteran She Delivers Food To Because He’s A Trump Supporter
This is Braintree School Committee member Kelly Cobb-Lemire. Two years ago someone emailed me about her with a story…
Braintree And Andover Teachers Don’t Feel Like Listening To The School Committee So They’re Chillin On The Grass Instead Of Doing Their Job Despite Hanging Out All Summer
Andover and Braintree are school districts where the School Committee voted to go with hybrid learning, meaning some days…
Braintree Beckynator Who Moved To DC Calls Her Hometown Racist For Not Changing Wamps High School Mascot Despite Tons Of Really Racist Tweets Of Her Own
This is Beth Cormack, a basic Braintree Becky who moved to Washington five years ago. Despite moving far away…
Junior Becky Cheeseburger Reports Braintree Town Councillor To Facebook Police For Violating Dignity Standards After Organizing Back The Blue Rally
Lawrence Mackin, a Town Councilor in Braintree who looks like he could be a good Bond villain, put together…
Ma Dukes Shows Up To Defend Semen Demon’s Honor After He Drives Moped Into Boston Police Shooting Crime Scene And Intentionally Crashes Into Cop
Boston Police responded to a shooting the other day in Dorchester, which didn’t make the news because black lives…
Petey Diabetes Uses 14 Year Old Picture Of Crotch Fruits For GoFundMe To Help Him On “Road To Recovery” Because Him And His Wife Can’t Work
Meet Tim Kennedy from Norwood. He’s a grown ass man who appears to have fathered a small army of…
Woke Braintree Middle School Teacher Tells Kids They’re Racist For Rocking Doo-rags And MAGA Hats Because Of Cultural Appropriation, Warns Them That They’ll Get Hurt For Wearing Them
Reader Email: My son went on a class trip to Washington DC last year. Some of the kids bought…
Lil Shayne’s Braintree Comedy Show Videos Are The Most Cringeworthy Clips In The History Of Live Entertainment
Boston’s self described “hottest up and coming comedian,” former Quincy rapper Lil Shayne Hoban called Uncle Turtleboy over the…
Boston’s “Hottest Up And Coming Comedian” Former Quincy Rapper Lil Shayne Sabotages His Career, Gets Boston Show Cancelled After Douchtastic Texts To Woman Who Rejected Him, Then Threatens To Relapse
This is Shane Hoban from Quincy: He’s a 26 year old recovering from the “disease” that makes you stick…
Let’s Identify Tony Baloney And The Beefaroni Boys Who Picketed Outside Braintree Restaurant In Biggest Dick Move Imaginable Over A Dispute That Is Probably Not Food Related At All
Check out these tubs of high cholesterol and sex appeal, who decided their Monday afternoon would be best spent doing…
The Braintree Police Have A Message For The Busybody Becky’s Who Want Them To Take Down Blue Lives Matter Flag Because They Think It’s Racist
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Woke Braintree Becky’s Demand Braintree High School School Resource Officer Take Down Blue Lives Matter Flag Because It’s Intimidating To Black METCO Students They’re Speaking On Behalf Of
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