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Rizzy’s Backup Dancer’s Sister Who Says She Got Beaten By Dude Outside Salem Bar Was Actually The Instigator According To Video Evidence

Uncle Turtleboy / January 24, 2020

  In October a bunch of people sent us links to this Facebook post: A lot of people were asking…

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Rizzy The Wigtacular Billerica Rapper Got Arrested In Wilmington For Breaking Into Cars With His Backup Dancer Derek A Month After Getting Married And Divorced 

Uncle Turtleboy / August 27, 2019

  Who remembers these spunk dumplings?   Can you believe it’s been four months since we’ve last heard from Rizzy,…

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Rizzy Did Another Rap Video From A Welfare Motel Room Where He Fed Zanny Bars To Hep-C Hefalumps And It’s Even Better Than The “Throwing Me A Bone”

Uncle Turtleboy / April 23, 2019

  So last week I discovered Ryan “Rizzy” Runyan and his merry crew of Percocet goblins, when they put together…

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Threats, Bootleg Porn Stars, Toilet Fetuses, Motel Live Shows: The Billerica Rappers Are Glorious Ratchets And They’re Coming On Live Tomorrow Night

Uncle Turtleboy / April 20, 2019

  MVTB dropped this hilarious blog about some upstart rappers from Billerica while I was sleeping last night, and I woke…

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Billerica Rapper “Rizzy” Just Dropped His Hit Single Filmed In Elementary School Parking Lot And It Gave Me Ass Cancer

Uncle Turtleboy / April 18, 2019

  Billerica is where people from Lowell move when they wanna feel like they’ve made it in life. Hence it’s…

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