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Taunton Grundle Smears Lock Their Kids In Cages And Sexually Assault Them, Protect Their Section 8 Ratchet Den Like The Alamo When Police And DCF Show Up, Then Assault A Cop

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Taunton Gazette: A city woman was arrested on Sunday evening after a confrontation with a police officer that was assisting the Department of Children and Families in removing three children from her apartment. Melissa Jean Hope, 34, of East Water Street, has been charged with assault and battery on a police officer, according to a police report. According to the report, police were asked to assist DCF in removing the three children in response to allegations that Hope and her husband, Matthew Hope, had both “abused” and neglected” them.

“A brief overview of why the Department of Children and Families was attempting to remove the three children can be categorized as both neglect and abuse consisting of a variety of specifics which included sexual assault and the keeping of children in cages,” the police report stated.

Hope – who has since been released from custody – was arraigned in Taunton District Court on Monday afternoon by Judge Michael Brennan and pleaded not guilty to the assault and battery charge, but was not charged with any further offenses related to the DCF allegations, which were also not discussed in court.

Police were dispatched to the Hope’s East Water Street apartment at approximately 6:13 p.m. to assist DCF, and upon arrival were met with obscenities shouted from an open window by Hope and her husband, the report said. Both stated that police were “not allowed” in the apartment “without a warrant,” which prompted police to explain that the emergency situation did not require one.

“Melissa and Matthew were informed that based on the totality of the circumstances, combined with the highly exigent claims in regards to the well being of the children, a warrant was not necessary and that they needed to open up the door so that responders could properly evaluate the well being of the three children in the residence,” the report said.

Police soon received approval to force entry into the apartment and asked both Melissa and Matthew Hope to sit down, but only Matthew complied, the report said. As officers attempted to make their way into the rear of the apartment to locate the children, Melissa Hope then allegedly stood in the middle of the doorway and stated “you ain’t going (expletive) anywhere.”

According to the report, Melissa Hope — who is described in the report as between 200 and 250 lbs and approximately 5-foot-9-inches tall – then grabbed 24-year-old Patrolman Nicholas Kerr in the “area of his throat and neck” and pushed him backwards with a “significant amount of force.”

Keeping kids in cages and sexual assault. Who do these grundle smears think they are, Donald Trump?

Just kidding, it’a a joke. Relax.

First of all, I never would’ve guessed this porridge packer was between 200 and 250:

What kind of junkie weighs that much anyway? Disgraceful.

Check out her Facebook page. It’s filled to the brim with all this good, loving Mom bullshit:

Bitch, if you loved your kids then half your family photographs wouldn’t be in the DCF visitor’s room.

Sure, the kids might look happy, but that’s just because they want to be loved. It’s a natural instinct for a child to love their parents, but even more so to want love back from them. These animals were sexually assaulting them, putting them into cages, and probably telling them they’re doing it because they love them.

My question is, why wasn’t Dad arrested? If they had enough evidence to raid the apartment without a warrant and remove the children for their safety, then obviously they did something that should’ve earned them a pair of cold bracelets. Obviously you go to jail if you try to choke a cop and thrust your corn fed fupa into him, but I would think that sexually abusing them and putting them in cages would be grounds for arrest on its own.

According to Dad he wishes he had “a kid that would listen when I called her”:

And no, I’m not that old that I don’t remember Skee-Lo. But it seems like something you shouldn’t post on your page if you’re punishing your kids when they misbehave by putting them into cages.

From the looks of it they have four children, including a baby.

The baby is probably the only one who isn’t psychologically destroyed at this point. Hopefully for the kid’s sake they never, ever see their parents again. This outfit alone is grounds for a mandatory vasectomy:

Mother fucker has a lighter hanging from his belt. It simply doesn’t get any douchtastic than that.

8 Comment(s)
  • Willy Wonka
    October 2, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    I am not defending anyone in this case. I just want to shed some light on what happened. She was arrested due to assaulting the police officer. DCF more than likely got a complaint in regards to this and standard protocol is to remove the children and doing an investigation. If the complaint is found accurate than they will be charged accordingly. Like I said I am not defending them by any stretch of the imagination because as I already stated some where else, if you are not guilty let them do what they need to do. It’s like running from the cops even though your “innocent”. Hopefully this is all in deed false accusations because in this day and age anyone can file a complaint to DCF true or not true.

  • Pass the bagga Fritos
    October 2, 2018 at 9:31 am

    It’s true: the biggest shocker here is that the broad with the Chris Robinson lookalike face weighs the same as LeGarette Blount.

  • Fringe
    October 1, 2018 at 5:28 pm

    Grabs a cop by the throat and pushes him back?
    That’s resisting arrest. Shoot the bitch. Saves the Massachusetts taxpayers hundreds of thousands in costs, and removes her permanently from the kid’s equations.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 2, 2018 at 1:15 pm

      At least a good tase, 4 or 5 jolts.

  • randiguy2006
    October 1, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    Wait…Trump puts kids and cages and you guys are fine with that.

    • Chester
      October 2, 2018 at 6:55 am

      She addressed that in the blog, retard.

      Obama put kids in cages, too, and people were fine with that.

      Nobody actually cares about kids in cages though. They just want to hate on things they already hate to begin with.

  • Ted Baxer
    October 1, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    Our tax dollars at work, for lack of a better saying. Screw Mexico, I want a wall around Metro West. We could be like Quebec City.

    • Chester
      October 2, 2018 at 6:58 am

      I still want the Mexico wall, though.

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