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Taunton Thicky Minaj Brags About Newfound Fame From Turtleboy After Selling All Her Food Stamps On Facebook, Calls Turtle Riders Racist, Then Blames Her Aunt

Taunton Thicky Minaj Brags About Newfound Fame From Turtleboy After Selling All Her Food Stamps On Facebook, Calls Turtle Riders Racist, Then Blames Her Aunt

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Earlier today we blogged about this Thicky Minaj from Taunton, who goes by “Mak Deniro” on the Facebook machine, and wisely announced to the world that she had some food stamps for sale:

Turns out her real name is Makalah Mosley, and she was recently arrested at her Second Street home in Taunton for A&B with a dangerous weapon:

Just another Taunton High School graduate going pro in something besides sports!

We called the DTA office at 1-800-372-8399, and we encourage you to do the same. Or just report it online. They confirmed to us that she is indeed receiving benefits. Why is an able-bodied (yes, we’re using that term pretty liberally) 20 year old cheesehog with no children eligible for collecting stamps? Because……Massachusetts. That’s why. Stop asking stupid questions!!

As a matter of fact, people who engage in these sort of online illegal transactions do so because they fear no repercussions whatsoever. Which is why the first thing this thightanic did once she realized her scam was exposed, was to go right back to Facebook and brag about how Internet famous she’d become from being a Fumpa Loompa extraordinaire:

The least surprising part about this post is that she woke up at noon.

You think she gives a fuck what you white people think about her? Think again:

Because apparently the black and hispanic middle class don’t pay taxes, and thus are not being ripped off by her food stamp scams. Just the white people. Definitely.

Then she shared some more of her thoughts about the “white race”:

Oh yea, I’m so happy I work hard every day so I can finance this. This is just wonderful. Keep voting for Jim McGovern so that this program never, ever, ever sees any cuts to it. Because God forbid these gutterslugs work for a living.

Shortly after that she announced that she was sold out:

Whoa!! A whole hundred dollars!! Don’t spend it all in one crack den!

After her successful day at the office Makalah came to the Turtleboy page to gloat about her haul and to mock taxpayers who couldn’t believe they worked hard all day to pay for this gravy dumpster:

Not only is this chick (who clearly hasn’t missed a meal since the day she was born, doesn’t have to work, and has no kids to pay for) stealing money from the taxpayers that she doesn’t need and profiting off of it, she’s also making fun of your ugly children. And she’s in a great position to judge:

According to her fantastic friends, Turtleboy could be charged with a crime for posting screenshots of Makalah trying to sell food stamps illegally on social media:

Then they started tagging the “anti-racism collaborative” because it’s racist to have a problem with EBT abuse:

After a couple hours Makalah apparently got the message that what she was doing was illegal, because her story changed:

Oh good, they’re not your’s. They belong to your freeloading aunt who can afford to take a vacation to the Caribbean for a month. And instead of just not using the stamps, her aunt gave her her EBT card to sell on Facebook. Oh yea, that’s way better.

Anyway, I was told food stamp abuse is rare. Never happens. Yet we can’t even wait until food stamp Friday to share stories like this because we get so many of them in our inbox. Weird.



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18 Comment(s)
  • Tamika
    August 17, 2017 at 11:07 am

    She sold her foodstamps because McDonald’s doesn’t accept them, she needs cash for that Big Mac!! She is one of those woman who claim to be “curvy”

  • Chip Striker
    August 16, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    Fat worthless piece of shit.

  • Black Thighs Matter
    August 16, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    Thightanic only looks slightly over nourished…she shoulda held on to those stamps…wouldn’t want her to go all anorexic or anything.

  • August 16, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    Is it Arik in a drag?

  • They call me Ponch
    August 16, 2017 at 7:49 am

    Boil her down and make some soap.

  • Reg Dunlop
    August 16, 2017 at 7:46 am

    Id like to see a compilation of all the food stamp abusers that turtle boy has exposed and what their monthly benefit was. The state of MA probably ignores most of the tips on fraud abuse but it would be interesting to see what the potential $$ turtle boy could have saved the state.

  • Brian
    August 16, 2017 at 7:07 am

    This fucking state! My god it is pathetic what the Democratic party does to it. They have pandererd for so long that they can never actually use common sense because of the “race card”

  • Berkshire TurtleRider
    August 16, 2017 at 6:23 am

    She’s too fat to be a crackhead. Probably just gives hand jobs next to the dumpster behind a liquor store.

  • Independent Thinker
    August 16, 2017 at 6:19 am

    Typical. Anyone who doesn’t agree with her is labeled a racist.

    This is why I am against food stamps. If she needs food, she should stand in line once a week at a government distribution center, where they will give her a box with all the food she needs for a week, and it will be healthy, low-calorie foods in order to keep her from gaining more weight and to teach her the importance of healthy eating.

  • Wwy
    August 16, 2017 at 1:54 am

    TB is not racist his whole blog shows how kikes can ruin societies,panhandling,Jew wars,abortion,and they build holocaust museums like we give a fuck. Good job TB.

  • Publius
    August 15, 2017 at 11:58 pm

    Pretty much one thing is certain. When the first words out of a ratchet (or SJW) is racism, you can be certain there is none to be found in the matter at hand.

    August 15, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    You think she’s spending that on crack lol no way she buying weed hostess cupcakes and 1 ticket to never see her vagina again.

    • Barry
      August 16, 2017 at 7:51 am

      Since her income will depend mostly on what comes out of her vagina it will still be getting plenty of use

  • Coach
    August 15, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    Coach says: I was wrong…this blivet is actually 250 lbs of shit in a 50 lb bag.

  • ZZDiesel
    August 15, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    0/10 would not use any holes even the holes from the fat folds

  • Carl
    August 15, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Bust her or better yet, make her lose 80 pounds of taxpayers fat.

  • Irishcurse
    August 15, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    When cornered play the race card.

  • John Barker
    August 15, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    Ratchet B Ratchet..Doesn’t have to worry about being TBS Famous. Will never apply for a job.

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