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Taunton Gazette: An Attleboro woman was arrested for drunken driving and her passenger charged with drug offenses after a routine traffic stop early Friday morning, police said. Jenna Sass, 19, 22 Fuller Ave., Attleboro, was charged with OUI liquor; negligent operation of a motor vehicle; speeding; and failing to use a turn signal. Tyler Butler, 409 West Britannia St., Taunton, was arrested for possession with intent to distribute a Class E prescription drug and possession of Class D marijuana.

Patrolman Thomas Larkin, in his report, said he and a recently hired police officer were monitoring traffic just after 2:30 a.m. on Winthrop Street — when they noticed that the driver of a Chrysler sedan, which was traveling at a high rate of speed, failed to signal when turning right onto Anderson Street. Larkin says he and his partner found a bag of marijuana and another plastic bag of pills near Butler, which the latter of whom allegedly identified as prescription Xanax. Butler, Larkin said, claimed he is unemployed and has been breaking up the pills, which he said he gets from a relative who has a prescription, in order to sell on the street.

Larkin said he retrieved a half-empty bottle of Hennessy cognac, an open bottle of tequila and two cans of beer, all of which were within reach of Sass. Sass, police said, was able to perform some but not all field sobriety tests. She later, at the police station, allegedly blew into a Breathalyzer device and registered a blood-alcohol reading of .07 percent, which is slightly below the legal limit of .08 percent. She also, police said, was “verbally assaultive” and upset and later caused flooding in her holding cell by first intentionally clogging the toilet and then continually flushing it.

Does this look like the kind of tuna tunnel who would drown herself in feces to prove a point?

Girl, if you wanna get pissed on just give R Kelly a call. Because if you’re 19 and you’re a basic white chick drinking Henny, you’re well on your way to getting pissed on by R Kelly.

Then again, we’re talking about a girl with an upper tittoo featuring non-existent Roman numerals that look strikingly like HIV….

Normally if you were arrested for something like this you’d bow your head in shame and keep low for a while. Not the  Attleboro tuna tunnel though. She posts her mugshot on Facebook:

And the basic white chick brigade came out in full force with “OMG, love you girl” and other bae-tacular commenary….

And although she has a tendency to be verbally abusive to the police after getting caught riding dirty, and intentionally filling up her cell with dirty prison grundle juices, she still takes the time to virtue signal about that time she fixed bullying…

Love you girl!!

She’s looking into a new line of work though….

Good news for her – if she comes in smelling like prison urine, the Foxy Lady is hiring for the day shift!