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Taunton Tuna Tunnel Arrested For DUI By Taunton Police Floods Jail Cell By Clogging Toilet, Posts Glamour Mugshot On Facebook

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Taunton GazetteAn Attleboro woman was arrested for drunken driving and her passenger charged with drug offenses after a routine traffic stop early Friday morning, police said. Jenna Sass, 19, 22 Fuller Ave., Attleboro, was charged with OUI liquor; negligent operation of a motor vehicle; speeding; and failing to use a turn signal. Tyler Butler, 409 West Britannia St., Taunton, was arrested for possession with intent to distribute a Class E prescription drug and possession of Class D marijuana.

Patrolman Thomas Larkin, in his report, said he and a recently hired police officer were monitoring traffic just after 2:30 a.m. on Winthrop Street — when they noticed that the driver of a Chrysler sedan, which was traveling at a high rate of speed, failed to signal when turning right onto Anderson Street. Larkin says he and his partner found a bag of marijuana and another plastic bag of pills near Butler, which the latter of whom allegedly identified as prescription Xanax. Butler, Larkin said, claimed he is unemployed and has been breaking up the pills, which he said he gets from a relative who has a prescription, in order to sell on the street.

Larkin said he retrieved a half-empty bottle of Hennessy cognac, an open bottle of tequila and two cans of beer, all of which were within reach of Sass. Sass, police said, was able to perform some but not all field sobriety tests. She later, at the police station, allegedly blew into a Breathalyzer device and registered a blood-alcohol reading of .07 percent, which is slightly below the legal limit of .08 percent. She also, police said, was “verbally assaultive” and upset and later caused flooding in her holding cell by first intentionally clogging the toilet and then continually flushing it.

Does this look like the kind of tuna tunnel who would drown herself in feces to prove a point?

Girl, if you wanna get pissed on just give R Kelly a call. Because if you’re 19 and you’re a basic white chick drinking Henny, you’re well on your way to getting pissed on by R Kelly.

Then again, we’re talking about a girl with an upper tittoo featuring non-existent Roman numerals that look strikingly like HIV….

Normally if you were arrested for something like this you’d bow your head in shame and keep low for a while. Not the  Attleboro tuna tunnel though. She posts her mugshot on Facebook:

And the basic white chick brigade came out in full force with “OMG, love you girl” and other bae-tacular commenary….

And although she has a tendency to be verbally abusive to the police after getting caught riding dirty, and intentionally filling up her cell with dirty prison grundle juices, she still takes the time to virtue signal about that time she fixed bullying…

Love you girl!!

She’s looking into a new line of work though….

Good news for her – if she comes in smelling like prison urine, the Foxy Lady is hiring for the day shift!

24 Comment(s)
  • judge dread
    August 22, 2018 at 11:44 pm

    you know. sometimes i have to just say fuck it.

    • LNA
      August 22, 2018 at 11:48 pm

      this is perfect bait for uncle turtle- we got a lot of shit going on this wednesday night

    • Judge dread
      August 22, 2018 at 11:49 pm

      the fuck

      • wait, what?
        August 22, 2018 at 11:53 pm

        i dunno who you are but it sounds like the lights are on but noboys home.

    August 1, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    The sad part of all this is, is shes going to get a cwof at most. .07 under the legal limit cant do a thing about that, that’s out. under age drinking, driving with alcohol, speeding & no signal thats it. Shes a little white girl, shes gonna hit the judge in his feels or the judge is gonna find the little pig cute. Either way cwof with 2 years probation & I’m even skeptical about that. They could add the charge of being in known places where drugs are but they would have charged here with that & even so its prescription drugs. How do you get charged for weed though? That cop either does not know it’s legal yet or he just really hated that kid & wanted to make a funny on his record.

  • Pig fucker
    August 1, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    Il take the pig in the pig tails thank you very much

  • Brian's Deadbeat Daddy
    July 31, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    Brian if you were as tough as you say you are you’d have at least a couple google trophys for assault. However, you only commit your A&B over the iterwebs, making yourself look desperate for the attention mommy forgot to give you. You did have that incident at Kohl’s while attempting to steal your Trans wardrobe though. No assault on the store security guard? Scared?

    Btw…who the fuck shoplifts (or shops) at fucken Kohls?

    • The angry taint
      Brian's aborted brother
      July 31, 2018 at 8:14 pm

      Yeah you tell him dad!….why did you let deb scrape me out? We could be sharing s Newport right now

  • John Wypyszinski
    Pepe's Brother in Tijuana
    July 31, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    Yo, Jenna

    Call me girl, ju got just the looks we lookin for. I’m the talent manager for Pepe’s of Tijuana an’ baby, we gonna make ju a star. Ju won’t have to worry no more about DUI, baby Pepe take care of that plus all ju can drink. We’s needing a new face since Emmalynn got on the TV… call me baby

  • Hughbo Mont
    July 31, 2018 at 1:44 pm

    LOL The titto is reversed because of a mirror or something. 7-25

    • Mr. Leahy
      July 31, 2018 at 4:41 pm

      7/25 is very close to her arrest date of 7/27…

  • Real_Finn
    July 31, 2018 at 9:27 am


    Looks fade in a blink of an eye — they legacy of your actions are etched in history. Had you been 20 years older, I’m guessing your “friends” wouldn’t be making tee-shirts, hoodies – (aka “celebrating” your shitty behavior behind the wheel of a car that could have easily killed innocents).

    Grow the fuck up before you hurt someone (I honestly don’t care what you do to yourself – you’ve proved you have zero compassion for anyone around you so why should we).

    Get Fucked,

  • Turtz McGurtz
    Turtz McGurtz
    July 31, 2018 at 8:38 am

    Who is the Brian Albrect character and how did he get here? What is the backstory?

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      July 31, 2018 at 8:51 am

      Was gonna ask the same thing….75 federal st Weymouth is well known for it’s glory holes and private fetching rooms

  • Stunt Penis
    July 31, 2018 at 7:45 am


  • whatevuh
    July 31, 2018 at 6:08 am

    awesome! good looking girl turns herself into a dumpster slug, way to go hunny, you’re headed for a life of huge disappointments . . . .

  • @ID3N K3ARN3Y
    July 31, 2018 at 12:43 am


  • The WB
    July 31, 2018 at 12:40 am

    This has been another episode of “Basic White Girls Acting Black”.

    • Turtle boy guy
      July 31, 2018 at 12:45 am

      Umm and where does she act “black”? I’m really asking, so if you could like point it out for me that would be helpful. Thanks again

      • Real_Finn
        July 31, 2018 at 10:34 am

        Legit question. How does make her “acting black”?

        More like “Local trashy girl acting foolishly and solidifying the fact that she will never be successful in life (except a drug counselor)” (yes, I know, lengthy title – but worth it). 🙂

        Nothing to do with being black. That’s just silly.

  • Brian Albrecht
    July 31, 2018 at 12:38 am

    First. WOULD

    If you have a problem with me, let me know! I will set aside the entire weekend if anyone feels like getting their already disgusting faces rearranged i’m doing it free of charge. All you racist poor inbred fucks come get it!
    75 federal street weymouth mass
    IF any of you fucks ever ever get within arms reach of me I will put you in a chokehold and bash your face in with my battering ram hammer fist. You betta believe it u fuckwads….all you worcester Launchpads do a fantastic job of representing the cesspool that is western mass. You fucking people all look greasy, and oiley, and just plain fucking disgusting.

    Lets see how many of you internet blowhards have the stones when its time to throw down


    • Donald Trump
      July 31, 2018 at 1:05 am

      Here we have ol’ cryin’ Brian boring us again. It’s like he’s in the 4 Tops because – it’s the same – old song

    • John Wypyszinski
      Huggybears Ghost
      July 31, 2018 at 10:25 am

      Yo, Albrecht ma bitch you at it again? How many times I gots to tell you bout dat shit? You on here wastin time when you gots mens waitin on you in dat bafroom fo servicin and you can’t be bothered to be doin yo job. You on here trash talking, bout kicking people’s asses, bitch please lass night you was fitty light and yo ass was all Please Boss, I swear I’ll do better don’t kick my ass… an all you got was a punk slap an yo ass cried like da bitch you is. Now I find you on here again, you been light all week yo ass light tonight I’m puttin something on yo bitch ass yo momma can’t take off.

      • The angry taint
        The angry taint
        July 31, 2018 at 12:47 pm

        I think he works as a urinal in precinct 10

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