Taunton Twatmuffin Plows Into Two Cars Shitcocked, Tells Victim’s Mom It Was 0% His Fault On Facebook Machine
WPRI: A Taunton man is facing drunk driving charges after a three-car crash in Rehoboth Saturday morning. Rehoboth police said that the wreck happened at about 2 a.m. in the area of Winthrop Street and Blanding Road, and officers arrived at the scene to find three heavily damaged vehicles in the road. Police said that it appears that the first vehicle was heading north on Blanding Road when it came to the intersection with Winthrop Street. After stopping, the driver continued straight, but was struck by a second vehicle that had been heading West on Winthrop Street. That collision spun the first vehicle 180 degrees, and the second striking vehicle then crossed into the oncoming lane and hit a third vehicle head-on. The drivers of the first two vehicles were hospitalized with minor injuries. The driver of the second vehicle, 23-year-old Devon Pina of Taunton, was charged with operating under the influence, negligent operation, and operating an uninsured and unregistered vehicle.
Look at this chucklefucker…..
Don’t forget to smile after you nearly killed two people!! #YOLO
To make matters even better, he decided to engage with one of the victim’s mother’s in the comments on the WPRI Facebook page:
“Reread the article, I didn’t hit anybody the actual accident is 0% my fault.”
Ummmmm…. we did reread the article Devon, and it certainly sounds like you were at fault:
After stopping, the driver continued straight, but was struck by a second vehicle that had been heading West on Winthrop Street. That collision spun the first vehicle 180 degrees, and the second striking vehicle then crossed into the oncoming lane and hit a third vehicle head-on.
Devon’s a real winner too. He’s big into respecting the OG’s:
Not sure exactly what that means, but it sounds important.
He goes by “Johnny TwoTime Whitemore”
Which is appropriate, because he was at least two times the legal limit, and hit cars two different times in one accident.
He’s finishing his PhD in astrophysics. LOL. Just kidding. Is you high Devon?
And of course he’s in a fine position to offer others up his words of wisdom on the Facebook machine, which he more than likely got from fortune cookies during his most recent chew and screw at the Tin Tin Buffet…..
And by “better yourself every day” he means, tell your friends you’re gonna finish up that GED, smoke another blunt to the dome, and go buy another pair of Jordan’s on Facebook marketplace.
Don’t worry though Mrs. Victim’s mom, he’s just thankful to be alive:
And somebody has it “worst” than you. This is definitely the kind of winner I want giving me life advice: