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Taunton Twatmuffin Plows Into Two Cars Shitcocked, Tells Victim’s Mom It Was 0% His Fault On Facebook Machine

Taunton Twatmuffin Plows Into Two Cars Shitcocked, Tells Victim’s Mom It Was 0% His Fault On Facebook Machine

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WPRIA Taunton man is facing drunk driving charges after a three-car crash in Rehoboth Saturday morning. Rehoboth police said that the wreck happened at about 2 a.m. in the area of Winthrop Street and Blanding Road, and officers arrived at the scene to find three heavily damaged vehicles in the road. Police said that it appears that the first vehicle was heading north on Blanding Road when it came to the intersection with Winthrop Street. After stopping, the driver continued straight, but was struck by a second vehicle that had been heading West on Winthrop Street. That collision spun the first vehicle 180 degrees, and the second striking vehicle then crossed into the oncoming lane and hit a third vehicle head-on. The drivers of the first two vehicles were hospitalized with minor injuries. The driver of the second vehicle, 23-year-old Devon Pina of Taunton, was charged with operating under the influence, negligent operation, and operating an uninsured and unregistered vehicle.

Look at this chucklefucker…..

Don’t forget to smile after you nearly killed two people!! #YOLO

To make matters even better, he decided to engage with one of the victim’s mother’s in the comments on the WPRI Facebook page:

“Reread the article, I didn’t hit anybody the actual accident is 0% my fault.”

Ummmmm…. we did reread the article Devon, and it certainly sounds like you were at fault:

After stopping, the driver continued straight, but was struck by a second vehicle that had been heading West on Winthrop Street. That collision spun the first vehicle 180 degrees, and the second striking vehicle then crossed into the oncoming lane and hit a third vehicle head-on.

Just sayin.

Devon’s a real winner too. He’s big into respecting the OG’s:

Not sure exactly what that means, but it sounds important.

He goes by “Johnny TwoTime Whitemore”

Which is appropriate, because he was at least two times the legal limit, and hit cars two different times in one accident.

He’s finishing his PhD in astrophysics. LOL. Just kidding. Is you high Devon?

Hell yea!!

And of course he’s in a fine position to offer others up his words of wisdom on the Facebook machine, which he more than likely got from fortune cookies during his most recent chew and screw at the Tin Tin Buffet…..

And by “better yourself every day” he means, tell your friends you’re gonna finish up that GED, smoke another blunt to the dome, and go buy another pair of Jordan’s on Facebook marketplace.

Don’t worry though Mrs. Victim’s mom, he’s just thankful to be alive:

And somebody has it “worst” than you. This is definitely the kind of winner I want giving me life advice:

Definitely.

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13 Comment(s)
  • Stephanie
    January 3, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    Devon is actually a pretty good kid, I’ve worked with him twice and he’s both respectful and kind. We all make mistakes and thankfully this one everyone was able to walk away from. This article packs a lot of hate, mostly for the shock factor instead of actually knowing this person. Hate burns the person you aim it at, but it burns the hands of who holds it more. These types of areticles don’t better our world and that’s a shame. I challenge you to use your gift of writing and public persuasion to be better, kinder, and more peaceful, I think everyone would benefit from it. Thank you.

    • Finn
      January 3, 2018 at 6:31 pm

      Suck it Stephanie,

      “These types of areticles don’t better our world and that’s a shame. ”

      They’re not supposed to “better our world”. Sometimes shaming someone (not because of 1 mistake – but continual shitty behavior) causes them to stop doing shitty things. If it doesn’t – that person is a lost cause.

      “I challenge you to use your gift of writing and public persuasion to be better, kinder, and more peaceful”

      I challenge you to work with the families who lost children to IOUs.
      I challenge you to tell Devon what a shit-stick he is to actually respond to the victim’s mom with such callousness and disregard.
      I challenge you to stop making excuses for idiots like Devon.

      Finn

    • Poo
      January 4, 2018 at 1:42 am

      He denies culpability. Therefore, he’s not even REMOTELY a good kid. You can both fuck off.

      • Dirk Puller
        January 5, 2018 at 9:03 pm

        A good kid Stephanie? He’s is sitting in one FB picture eyes quarter mast hitting a blunt! That means there a good chance, not given, but a good chance any time this guy is on the road, he may be impaired. Those are rastifari eyes boo.

        We challenge you to make Devon a fine upstanding chronic masturbating retard like Finn, will you accept? LMMFAO

  • hahahaohreally
    January 3, 2018 at 1:05 am

    Why does everyone get worse/worst wrong all the time? And it’s not just ratchets, I see this mistake a lot and it drives me nuts. How do people not know the difference? I can forgive the there, their, they’re thing when people are in a rush or not paying attention or something, but COME ON!! Who doesn’t know the difference between worse and worst??

    • Worser
      January 3, 2018 at 2:19 am

      Most of these hood rats use the word “worstest”.

    • Fnerk
      January 3, 2018 at 8:28 am

      I wanna shove some liverwurst into his shit-eating poon-lube hole

  • Evan Boyle(r)
    January 2, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    He could tickle my ball sack with that pubestache anytime.

    • anjolina JJ
      January 2, 2018 at 11:21 pm

      Victor on a Rolla! lol

  • victor rola
    January 2, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    Dear Devon,
    Thank you for taking the high road and admitting that your actions that night resulted in injuries and damage. IT takes a real man to admit fault and, to be honest, shows strong character. I am sure this mistake will be a learning experience, one that you will be very unlikely to repeat in the future. Your parent sshould stand tall and proud that they have raised a stand up take charge son, who will not only be blessed, but be able to bless those who you have injured. We most add, there are not too many men in Worcester that would show the strength to do what you have. You are an inspriation to all those low life hoodnicks that run awy from repsonsiblity and admit shyt to no one. Ideally, when those shyt balls god bless others, they are really sticking a dildo in their own mouths, and spitting up a gallon of the mudbones simulated baby gravy to the delight of their moms and aunts watching in awe. Stay gold Devon, you will rule the world one of these days! Sincerely, Anna Storelli

    • Finn
      January 3, 2018 at 6:45 pm

      Anna Storelli,

      “Thank you for taking the high road and admitting that your actions that night resulted in injuries and damage. ”
      Where did he do that? When he told the mom of the victim that is was 0% his fault? Didn’t see it there. Oh! You mean the dumb memes he posts along with his “privilege” memes. Poor Devon, I didn’t realize he was such a victim. Someone get him a tissue.

      “[sic]Your parents … who will not only be blessed, but be able to bless those who you have injured.”
      Most fucked up statement of 2018. He could have killed the people he crashed into. He didn’t “take charge” – he got charged. With OUI. Dummy.

      “You are an inspriation to all those low life hoodnicks that run awy from repsonsiblity and admit shyt to no one.”
      He *is* one of those low life hoodnicks (whatever that is). He’s their fearless leader.

      “Devon, you will rule the world one of these days!”
      Devon you will be in jail one of these days!”

      Sincerely,
      Finn

  • whatevuh
    January 2, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    Immigration status? Deport that low life scumbag #MAGA

  • ElJefe72
    January 2, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    An aspiring rapper too, no doubt.

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