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Thanks To TB Blog The Jerry Springer Cheesehog’s Former Worcester State Roommates Now Know Where Their Missing Clothes Went

Thanks To TB Blog The Jerry Springer Cheesehog’s Former Worcester State Roommates Now Know Where Their Missing Clothes Went





The roommates of Worcester State student Brianna Currie have reached out to Turtleboy after she made her debut on our blog with her Jerry Springer appearance, and this story keeps getting better.

Turns out thanks to our blog that they now know what happened to all the clothes that went missing:

Here’s a picture of her roommate wearing the hat before Brianna took off with it:


Anyway, on the show Brianna said that her 30 year old corn-fed lummox of a boyfriend was always in their dorm. Because what college students wouldn’t wanna come home to this guy on the can every day?

Well a couple of her roommates messaged us to tell us what it was like to live with these local hoodtastic celebrities….

“He was always there when she first moved in. When she would go to class, he would sleep in her room until practically noon. He would always refer to me as sweetie, and hunny, which I found off putting and frankly, sketchy. They used our suite as a a personal apartment. They would come in late at night and make a huge mess making large amounts of food, never cleaning the mess. There was one instance where her razor fell onto the floor in our shower, my roommate and I would not pick it up for sanitary purposes. It sat there for a week, because she did not shower at all that week. The smell they brought into the room was UNBEARABLE. Friends would come over and ask what died in our room. They were simply messy and dirty people. We had to duct tape dryer sheets over the vent in our room to try and mask the stench. It worked sometimes, but when both of them were there, it was still overwhelming. When it comes to shady things, small things would go missing, but at he end of the year all of this stuff was nowhere to be found. She was more or less a recluse, never spoke to us unless she had to. And now we know why, she was a thief.”

Well, the good news is they weren’t having sex in the shower. The bad news is someone might have hepatitis.

Oh, and the dominatrix who really just turned out to be a ghettofabulous bootleg club promoter, she took down her Facebook Live diss track of Turtleboy. It was glorious while it was up though. If we ever bring the Live show back we’d love to have her on to roast us.


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6 Comment(s)
  • Pete
    June 30, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    Take this down turtle boy before there are repercussions…im on my way to see a lawyer to destroy you guys

    • Turtleboy customer service
      July 3, 2017 at 10:15 am

      Come on down!

    • Roy Crumley
      July 4, 2017 at 7:06 pm

      Your lucky I didnt fly up there and whoop your ass when i found out you were staying in my daughters dorm!

      • Tessa
        July 7, 2017 at 12:55 pm

        Dude he wasn’t really staying there, it’s called tv.. he may have been around but she was barely at Worcester State cause she was staying and working in Lowell ! Ask your daughter

  • Lou P
    June 30, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    It is worth hiring a professional to help put them out of their miserable lives.
    Civilized society will be better off. Let’s put a rush on this before they procreate.

  • Jess
    June 30, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    Why dont you guys do the live shows anymore

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