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That Face You Make When You Get Busted In Warren Trying To Steal A Car With $18,000 + 2,300 Bags Of H Cuz You Were Too Lazy To Uber Back To Holyoke

The fact that this guy’s boss trusted him with $18,000 might be the worst delegation of power we’ve ever seen.

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Meanwhile in Warren…..

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That face you make when you have $18,000 on you, and instead of getting an Uber or just buying a used car, you try to steal a car and end up getting arrested and losing the $18,000:

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So…..are they handing out nightgowns at the Warren Police Department now? What that thing?

Anyway, this guy has to be the laziest drug dealer of all time. Bro, you got 15 years worth of prison time on your person. If you get busted you’re gonna be better off in jail, because Frankie and the boys are gonna be none too pleased when they find out you’re short the $18K and 2,300 bags of H. You had one job – sell drugs and go back to Holyoke. You KNEW you had all that shit on you, and literally the only thing you had to do was NOT draw attention to yourself.

And what did your dumb ass do? Tried to steal a car. In a small town. Like no one’s gonna see your punk ass breaking into a car and not call the cops. Mother fucker, if you have that much shit on you, your ass better be WALKING back to Holyoke. I don’t care how long it takes. Stop at an Inn halfway and spend $60 to cut your trip in half. Whatever you do, don’t lose the $18K.

Then again, whoever the kingpin is that decided that this guy right here:

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could be trusted with that much cash and product, probably is a pretty shitty drug dealer to begin with. I wouldn’t trust that kid to get my coffee.

And how did this numbnuts get all the way from Holyoke to Warren in the first place? He tell his Mom he was having a slumber party at his boy’s house in Warren? Kind of a sign that Warren is going in the wrong direction if this kind of people who are making business investments in town. The fact of the matter was that he was only there because there was demand for his product. If you’ve got a direct pipeline to Holyoke, your town has some serious issues.

Anyway, good for the Warren Police for posting mugshots of these fools. Springfield and Ware PD do the same thing. Every single police department in the state should be using this technique. I feel like a lot of police departments don’t wanna do this because they know Turtleboy will blow it up and they don’t wanna be accused of shaming these degenerates. But yet shame is exactly what we need right now. Shame these morons endlessly, because we all know judges will sentence them to 20 hours of talking about their feelings.

 

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54 Comment(s)
  • god these people suck
    December 11, 2016 at 8:10 pm

    Think tbs has the ability to ban certain IP addresses? Like prevent certain people from posting their drivel? Or would that inadvertently ban whole swathes of Worcester county?

    I’ve basically come to stop reading/scrolling through the comment section once I see one of their nicks/avatars.

  • Rutland Rider
    December 10, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    Ohhhh boy…forget I asked. LOL I love all their comments….Turd, Bob, and Feisty.

  • Captain Insano
    December 10, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    Free my boi so he can be out on the streets…..only then can someone bust a cap in his sorry ass

  • DJ BobnMic
    December 10, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    Say all the bad things about me you want Fiesty but we both know what happened offline and I still feel the same about you.

  • Chris
    December 10, 2016 at 8:16 am

    It is a gurnie…he got taken to the hospital for a brief period of time.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    December 10, 2016 at 7:31 am

    Hmmm..2300 bags of heroin found “on him”….the look on his face and attire suggest a long and excruciating cavity search and extraction.

    He gets 3x bonus idiot points!

  • BobnMic
    December 10, 2016 at 3:45 am

    The wearing of the hospital johnny in that photo is known in that business as suffering from “Cellitis.” Not to be confused with Cellulitis – a potentially serious bacterial skin infection.

    Cellitis is not even a word. It is a slang term brought forth by the men and women in blue along with doctors and nurses in the ER. It applies to criminals getting arrested only. It means a little wuss that got caught doing something and got locked up that did not want to spend a night sleeping on a wooden bench in a local PD jail “cell.” So instead they fake an injury or illness and like the commenter said before off they go and get a nice padded bed in a room at a nearby hospital transported in a comfy ambulance instead of the wagon, wait for hours on end, then get released back to the local lockup in time for an arraignment. All on your dime.

    The EA transport costs alone charged to the state is upwards of nearly 2K last time I checked never mind all of the before mentioned tests. So that little piece of acting could very easily cost the taxpayers some where in the neighborhood of 10K as everything large and small is accounted for right on down to the plastic cup of ginger ale.

    The old Worcester City Hospital on Queen Street was great at seeing right through that bullshit immediately. Back when you could do it. The Cop driving the wagon back then would only have to wait 10 minutes max before the pussies were released and sent back. Would not cost the taxpayers hardly anything compared to today.

    Today – it’s UMass with a battery of tests, cat scans, other forms of x-rays, counselling, listening to their feelings, hot food, drink and a clicker to a TV. All on us. Fucking wonderful isn’t it. If this doesn’t get you pissed it oughta.

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 10, 2016 at 6:00 am

      Seeing as how you’re on welfare, you don’t have any right to complain about the cost to taxpayers. But feel free to use your mad sleuthing skills to bust my so-called drug dealing ass you fat donut munching retard. C’mon slobndic…show the world what a badass you really are. Come bust the turd.

    • BobnPaul's Chat Shack
      December 10, 2016 at 6:42 am

      Sounds like someone’s pretending to be a cop again.

    • BobnMic go away
      December 10, 2016 at 8:17 am

      Coloring books. Remember? Speed Kills!! GO AWAAY!!!!

    • Rutland Rider
      December 10, 2016 at 9:29 am

      Who has been following Bob, Feisty, and Turd religiously? Someone needs to explain why they hate each other so much. Seriously….can anyone tell me what started their feud and who is on whose side? Bob and Feisty hate each other for sure, but where does Turd come in? I feel like I’m walking into the middle of a soap opera run and would like to catch up and continue watching. Love and Peace.

      • Who cares
        December 10, 2016 at 10:40 am

        From what I understand Bob and Fiesty were having one of those online love affairs. Bob dumped Fiesty so she freaked and is trying to track him down in real life because she’s a psycho and thought they were going to have an online wedding or some shit. Turd I think is Fiestys new boyfriend who’s just in it for sloppy seconds.

        Now they just Hijack every article to talk about themselves. That’s all I can tell you.

        • Reddog
          December 10, 2016 at 11:04 am

          Rolmao!

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          December 10, 2016 at 11:16 am

          You can go fuck yourself with a soft dick so it annoys you everytime you try to stuff it in your ass. You’re the same person who makes this same fucking comment here when someone asks the same question.

          I am married and not looking. Let’s play pretend and say I was, which I’m NOT… I definitely wouldn’t need to go on the internet to find dick, I could easily slip and fall on a few right in front of me that’s been waving at me for years and I decline every single time. The difficult part about being a woman….

          You’re a regular poster too so why not just use your name you normally post with? Because you say this same thing every time and get corrected every time. Anyone can look back and see I never flirted or lead Bob on.

          • Turd Burglestein
            December 10, 2016 at 11:20 am

            !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU FIESTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Who cares
            December 10, 2016 at 11:25 am

            I’m just going on what I’ve read over the last month. If I’m wrong I apologize but I must be correct or you wouldn’t get so upset.

            Did you and Bob have an online thing?

            There’s a rumor of you two hooking up in a motel offline.

          • Reddog
            December 10, 2016 at 5:01 pm

            What turd said but not in a creepy way

        • Turd Burglestein
          December 10, 2016 at 11:43 am

          I bet your moose knuckle looks like a blue waffle.

      • Who cares
        December 10, 2016 at 10:55 am

        I have to admit they are funny and interesting.

        Fiesty claims she’s a smokin hot no nonsense successful lawyer who loves the dick.

        Bob claims he’s a wealthy world traveling playboy that owns property all over the word and he also owns Verizon.

        More proof that on the internet anyone can claim to be anything.

        Why two super rich adventurous people like this duo choose to live in Worcester and spend all their time on this blog and all their money on over priced Turtle coffee mugs is part of the mystery.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          December 10, 2016 at 11:22 am

          I don’t know Marie, you tell me you heroin junkie cunt.

          I never claimed any of those things. I said I consider myself average, that was two days ago. I love how you fluff up what I say. Time for me to just ruin you here I think instead of arguing with Bob, I’m going ruin your life. THIS will be more interesting because YOUR information is in MY HANDS…. ALL OF IT.

          Keep going and see how fun it is to see your entire life posted here, heroin junkie from Athol.

          • Marie Guilmette from Athole(Asshole)
            December 10, 2016 at 12:03 pm

            Does this look like heroin mouth or meth mouth? I dunno. It could be a combination of both and the fact that I sucked a lot of dirty dicks too, none of which were soft thank you very much. Well except for bob’s. His dick was soft and tasted like a goat’s asshole. Don’t ask how I know what goat assholes taste like. It’s a long story.

          • Marie Guilmette from Athole(Asshole)
            December 10, 2016 at 12:05 pm

            Sorry I forgot to include my beautiful dental work in the previous post.

      • Who cares
        December 10, 2016 at 11:18 am

        Also from what I’ve gathered Bob and Turd were a gay traveling DJ/drug dealing duo that played the clubs in P-Town and sold thousands of kilos of coke to homo’s in the 70’s.

        They actually released this video online as proof.

        • Turd Burglestein
          December 10, 2016 at 11:40 am

          We sold coke to you? I hope you got your bag from me because bob always cut his

          • Who cares
            December 10, 2016 at 12:09 pm

            No, actually you gave me the coke and $100 for free after I let you blow me.

          • Professor M(eth)
            December 10, 2016 at 12:51 pm

            I’ll give you a blow job for free Turd. Trust me, although this mouth looks nasty, theres nothing like feeling my bumpy gums dragging your massive shaft on the downstroke. Whaddya say there big boy? I’ll even make it a blumpkin for you.Just make sure you can hold off on dropping that deuce for a while though. I want to make it last a long long time. They used to call me the everlasting knobslobber for a good reason.

          • Turd Burglestein
            December 10, 2016 at 1:09 pm

            No thanks on the offer. I’m happily married and have no interest in anyone other than my wife.

      • Turd Burglestein
        December 10, 2016 at 11:39 am

        All I did was ask bob to quit being a bitch because I got tired of seeing his every comment here an unprovoked attack on fiesty. So in return he started attacking me as well. I’m just defending myself. He brought this whole thing on himself. I make a comment related to the article without mentioning him and he always finds the need to respond directly to me with a personal attack, so until he learns to stop being a bitch, this shit’s gonna keep happening.

        • DJ Turd Burglestein
          December 10, 2016 at 11:53 am

          In fact, I’m so committed to protecting Fiesty’s honor I dedicate songs like this to her………

          • Turd Burglestein
            December 10, 2016 at 1:01 pm

            Your choice in music sucks balls fake burglestein. You’re obviously a fag if this is the kind of shit you listen to.

            Now this here is more what it would be like IRL.

          • DJ BobnMic
            December 10, 2016 at 1:52 pm

            Not nice making fun of fags fake Turd. I’m telling all of my friends in the LQGBJ community that you hate cock suckers!

        • BobnMic
          December 10, 2016 at 11:57 am

          Lying piece of shit. You cannot post anything without referencing me whether I am on here or not. And who the fuck do you think you are calling anyone in here a bitch huh bud? Remember the drill – punch = counter punch. Life works that way – why not in here.

          • Professor M
            December 10, 2016 at 12:06 pm

            Fuck off Bob, you promised Fiesty an online wedding and then you dumped her like a piece of shit.

          • Turd Burglestein
            December 10, 2016 at 1:06 pm

            Another lie from the lying slobndicks. All anyone has to do is go back to the SJW thread on 11-13 and see where you came out of left field with your unprovoked attack on Fiesty (which you’ve been doing for 6 months now) and see my comment where I asked you kindly to stop being a bitch. And then pick any story after that date and see where you start doing the same unprovoked attacks on me. I’d make an on topic comment without mentioning you and then right on queue you reply to that comment with douche like personal attacks and have continued to do so every fucking day since then. This shit is all on you…you fucking moron.

          • BobnMic
            December 10, 2016 at 1:32 pm

            What color is the sky in your world Turd? You are making yourself look fucking stupid right about now. What you say absolutely is in fact true but in reverse and you know it. Turning the tables/deflecting you suck at.

            I did however dig that jam you posted so for today you’re only half an asshole.

          • Turd Burglestein
            December 10, 2016 at 2:29 pm

            If the situation was reversed, I would have been the one initiating the unprovoked attacks on Fiesty and your comment would have been for me to stop being the bitch, but anyone with half a brain can go see the thread I referenced and see the truth. And as far as the color of the sky, yours is going to be brown from all the shit I rain down on you. Stick your tongue out and savor my chocolate rain while you keep up with your counterpunching fail.

          • BobnMic
            December 10, 2016 at 2:46 pm

            Aww see now there you go you got all pissed again because I caught you using that gaping asshole avatar screen pic with your screen name Turd on it because your dumb ass forgot to change it. If this is the case then the 3 cock pics are you too along with the fake me name, tiny penis pics, Tarbash, and YSAL. Did I miss any? Think I got most of it. See this is the thing about fuckups like you. They, in this case you, always fuck up and get caught.

            Sucks to get busted huh? And you tried so hard to play Mr. Innocent you poor thing. Come on man I thought you were a better foe than that. You suck at this so now I feel bad for you. Need a tissue?

          • BobnMic's Blow Up Wife
            December 10, 2016 at 5:02 pm

            Bob, please stop trying to troll everyone and come spend a little quality time with me. I’m feeling so lonely and deflated. Put away your tissues and lube and your meth pipe and stop jacking off on Turtleboy and come pleasure me.

          • BobnMic's Circle Jerk
            December 10, 2016 at 5:07 pm

            Why would I bust a nut in a blow up doll when I’ve got 3 tasty sausages dangling just inches from my mouth. I’m in the mood for meat right now, not your cold latex love.

          • Tarbash Lives!
            December 10, 2016 at 7:22 pm

            Tarbash lives! Thanks for thinking I’m Turd- it’s an honor to be compared to him. Wrong again, Lying Bob!

        • BobnMic
          December 11, 2016 at 12:28 am

          “All I did was ask bob to quit being a bitch because I got tired of seeing his every comment here an unprovoked attack. So in return he started attacking me as well. I’m just defending myself.”

          Now if that is not a statement from a gargantuan fucking pussy boy then I don’t know what is. These above two sentences have a transgender crossdressing little fucking idiotic feminine boy tone probably going by the real name of Loren. Or as Johnny Cash sang famously about a “Boy Named Sue.”

          • BobnMic
            December 11, 2016 at 12:34 am

            A Turd quote from an actual Turd.

          • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
            December 11, 2016 at 6:49 am

            SHUT DE FUCK UP , fake cop.

  • Hopeless Hell of Holyoke
    December 10, 2016 at 3:36 am

    Who threaded his eyebrows though?

  • ktous720
    hahahaohreally
    December 10, 2016 at 2:17 am

    anyone who knows the systems asks to go to the hospital.. at least you can see nurses and be a bed with padding for a couple hours before they figure out there’s nothing wrong with you.

    • ktous720
      hahahaohreally
      December 10, 2016 at 6:10 am

      wow 4 down votes, I guess people can’t tell sarcasm. Ask anyone who watches prisoners for a living that are in temporary custody. Anyone with a BOP (Criminal record) asks to go to the hospital. I wasn’t siding with this douchebag I was pointing out a fact… dicks!!

      • Rutland Rider
        December 10, 2016 at 9:19 am

        Read comments from other stories. Lately, the only thing people do is fight with each other. It’s getting old. I rarely go back to see if anyone has anything to say about my comments. Some of these readers are unhinged, and try to be anonymous while trying to out everyone’s identity. The fact that this blog is rooted in anonymity is what makes it fun. You can say what you want…sort of a place for the silent majority to have a voice. Don’t let your feelings get hurt. Love and Peace.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          December 10, 2016 at 12:46 pm

          You’re right it really is great being anonymous here. However, that right stops when you attempt to lure a mother and her child to fitchburg the way the person who I’m talking about did. Seems like you’re new and have no idea what went on to put her in this position. She knew she was wrong and hasn’t posted here since I discovered she was a fraud loser. She attempted to justify her behavior and switch it up on me, but you know… Projecting.

          So, if someone is an admitted (proof documented) heroin junkie who attempts to use their own child as bait to lure an innocent mother and her kid out for playdates, she deserves to have her fucking life ruined here. I have been quiet about it and haven’t done it yet because I’m attempting to be the bigger person, but if she continues her bullshit I will do it without holding anything back.

          So, again, unless you know the whole story…….

    • Talisman
      December 10, 2016 at 7:25 am

      Upvoted you. What you said is correct. From faking seizures all the way to a bad toe. Anything they can think of to get out of going to jail right away, they will try.

  • 2cool4u
    December 10, 2016 at 1:38 am

    More of a rant than a blog, not great. At least the new blood isn’t trying to sound exactly like barstool.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    December 10, 2016 at 1:01 am

    I think that is a hospital gown… the guy probably wussed out when he got pinched and did the “now I’m suicidal” rag, so they have to dress him up in the open-ass gown.

  • Edward Lyle
    Darwin
    December 10, 2016 at 12:26 am

    Personally, I think the heroin problem can solve itself. Let them do it. Law of the jungle. Only the fitest and smartest should survive for the sake of the species. If you’re stupid enough to OD, our species is better off without you. I would say that even if it were my own kid. True story.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 10, 2016 at 12:05 am

    If you can’t keep your mouth closed for a picture, you’re too slow to sell drugs and get away with it. I’m sure he’s a mouth breather and would die otherwise… but the look on his face with his mouth ajar gets under my skin. Also, what’s with the UMass Johnny? I need to know why this guy is wearing an open back gown in a mugshot.

    • Win Nguyen
      December 10, 2016 at 3:32 pm

      15 YEARS? MIGHT get probation, probably get dismissed. This is MAsss and he works for SOMEONE.

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