The fact that this guy’s boss trusted him with $18,000 might be the worst delegation of power we’ve ever seen.
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Meanwhile in Warren…..
That face you make when you have $18,000 on you, and instead of getting an Uber or just buying a used car, you try to steal a car and end up getting arrested and losing the $18,000:
So…..are they handing out nightgowns at the Warren Police Department now? What that thing?
Anyway, this guy has to be the laziest drug dealer of all time. Bro, you got 15 years worth of prison time on your person. If you get busted you’re gonna be better off in jail, because Frankie and the boys are gonna be none too pleased when they find out you’re short the $18K and 2,300 bags of H. You had one job – sell drugs and go back to Holyoke. You KNEW you had all that shit on you, and literally the only thing you had to do was NOT draw attention to yourself.
And what did your dumb ass do? Tried to steal a car. In a small town. Like no one’s gonna see your punk ass breaking into a car and not call the cops. Mother fucker, if you have that much shit on you, your ass better be WALKING back to Holyoke. I don’t care how long it takes. Stop at an Inn halfway and spend $60 to cut your trip in half. Whatever you do, don’t lose the $18K.
Then again, whoever the kingpin is that decided that this guy right here:
could be trusted with that much cash and product, probably is a pretty shitty drug dealer to begin with. I wouldn’t trust that kid to get my coffee.
And how did this numbnuts get all the way from Holyoke to Warren in the first place? He tell his Mom he was having a slumber party at his boy’s house in Warren? Kind of a sign that Warren is going in the wrong direction if this kind of people who are making business investments in town. The fact of the matter was that he was only there because there was demand for his product. If you’ve got a direct pipeline to Holyoke, your town has some serious issues.
Anyway, good for the Warren Police for posting mugshots of these fools. Springfield and Ware PD do the same thing. Every single police department in the state should be using this technique. I feel like a lot of police departments don’t wanna do this because they know Turtleboy will blow it up and they don’t wanna be accused of shaming these degenerates. But yet shame is exactly what we need right now. Shame these morons endlessly, because we all know judges will sentence them to 20 hours of talking about their feelings.
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