If you missed the Ratchet Madness Selection Show Thursday night, I got you covered.
Let’s take a look at the four regions of this year’s tournament, starting with the Fupasloth Region, which we will be starting with on Monday.
As always, turtle riders will be able to vote for which ratchets should advance in each matchup until we have a representative from each bracket. As far as I’m concerned this bracket is wide open, but there’s always a few surprises each year that I never saw coming.
Tuesday we vote on the Cheesehog Region.
Then we move to the Chudstuffer Region on Wednesday, which I consider the most stacked of them all.
And finally the Trap Queen Region, featuring #1 overall seed Bristol Blarney, begins Thursday.
After that there will be 32 ratchets left and we’ll be commencing voting in the next round on Monday the 13th.
People mentioned wanting shirts, but I’m not really a graphic design guy. I still rock this one from last year though.
So if you’re interested in doing a design for this year’s tournament I’ll throw some free gear your way. Send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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