The Agawam Foodstamp Fapjuicer Who Stole A Dog Last Month Was Killed By A Hit And Run Driver In South Carolina And The World Is A Better Place Without Him
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Source: The person who police say is responsible for a fatal hit and run in Georgetown County is now in police custody. William Colton Fulton, 22, contacted law enforcement Tuesday morning and turned himself in, according to South Carolina Highway Patrol. He’s charged with leaving the scene of a collision involving death and operating a vehicle without insurance. At around 9:15 p.m. on Monday, August 28, a pedestrian, later identified as Aric Myers, 22, from Wast Windsor, Connecticut was struck and killed in the Browns Ferry area near the Georgetown County Detention Center, according to Trooper Corporal Sonny Collins. His cause of death is multiple trauma, according to Georgetown County Coroner’s Paulette Radcliffe. We’re told the vehicle involved in the incident left the scene with damage to the front passenger side.
I know it might sound sad reading this, and your natural inclination is to say what a shitty person the driver is. But the guy he killed totally deserved to die. Remember Aric Myers? We first discovered him on Food Stamp Friday, trying sell his EBT on the Facebook machine:
This was his “girlfriend” ISIS:
Arik’s life was a wasted existence. His only purpose was to be a nuisance to law abiding people. It’s why he was once arrested for stealing a car, driving it to a car dealership, taking another car for a test drive, and then stealing that car too:
He was a pain in the ass who constantly caused problems for the police:
Him and his “girlfriend” used to steal from the tip jar at local pizza joints:
And most recently him and ISIS kidnapped some poor woman’s dog:
Luckily he was arrested shortly after we blogged about it, and the dog was returned safe and sound.
Oh yea, and he was also a fucking Nazi.
I have no idea what he was doing in South Carolina, but he was probably up to no good. I have no idea what the circumstances were that led to him getting hit by a car, but it was more than likely largely his fault. He was killed while walking in the road directly next to a jail of all places. There was a 0.0% chance he was a completely innocent victim, and more than likely he got what was coming to him. He was wanted in Connecticut, but it looks like he’s not wanted anymore.
Aric Myers’ entire existence was nothing more than an inconvenience for the rest of us. At this other guy’s trial no one will give a victim impact statement, because no one will miss him. He was incapable of carrying on in a civilized society, which is why he stole cars, dogs, robbed minimum wage workers, and committed EBT fraud. He contributed nothing to society and the world is a better and safer place without him.
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