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The Best Part About Going To Worcester South High School Is “Guess That Ratchet” On WPD Facebook Posts Turns Into Alumni Newsletter


I love when the local police department puts up a picture of a criminal they’re looking for and I know then. Feels like alumni newsletter. That’s what I woke up to this morning from the Worcester Police:

Oh, oh, oh, I think I know that one!!

Pretty sure that’s Canterbury Street’s finest, Jesse Oullet. Last we heard from him he was being arrested in 2015 for an armed home invasion of a teenager he coached in basketball, AND he brought his then 16 year old son along for the learning experience!!

Police have charged a Connecticut man with hitting a teenager in the face with a shotgun during a home invasion in November. The juvenile victim told police that his basketball coach and friend’s father, Jesse Ouellet, was the one who forced his way into his apartment and fired the shotgun into the air before striking him in the left side of the head with the barrel.

Detective Rosario said Mr. Ouellet burst through the door of apartment 3 inside three-decker at 3 Henderson Ave. on the evening of Nov. 11, the Telegram & Gazette reported. The victim told police that the intruder fired a round into the ceiling and then butted him in the face with the shotgun and ordered others in the room to the ground.

When Jesse got arrested it was immediately free muh boi central.

And for the first time ever, this may have worked:

Although “Worcester Daily News Blog” is no longer a thing that exists, the amount of “muh boi free now” comments on his Facebook page on that day seem to confirm that he was indeed found not guilty in the home invasion case.

But alas it appears as if Worcester South’s class of 2000’s shining star has run afoul of the law again. Despite his small stature Jesse was the kid in high school we were warned not to mess with because, 1) he knew karate (not even kidding), and 2) he was legit gangsta (like, brought guns to parties routinely).

I remember New Year’s Eve 2000-2001 like it was yesterday, and so does everyone else who was there. We hung out at this apartment in the biggest shithole in Worcester – Southgate Street. We had a friend who for some reason lived alone in high school and we used to party and whatnot over there. But because of the neighborhood it attracted the locals a lot. On NYE the hoodrat patrol showed up to cause trouble. I was more with the Abercrombie mafia back then, and one guy decided he would challenge the hoodrat patrol to a fight outside, except these aren’t the kind of guys who fight one on one. I was out there taking a wizz when all of a sudden poor Willy, who thought he was fighting one person, got the shit kicked out of him by 5-6 of them. When everyone inside found out all hell broke loose. It was a blur, but I remember the china hutch falling on top of my prom date, junior hoodboogers throwing glass plates across the kitchen, other junior hoodboogers in my friend’s bedroom stealing all his clothes, 4-5 chicks hiding in the living room closet, and general anarchy from that point on. Unfortunately this was an all too common and completely normal experience growing up in Worcester and attending the public schools. But I wouldn’t change it for the world because I got to see some wild stuff, and now I always win “guess that ratchet” when the WPD put one up on their Facebook page.


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37 Comment(s)
  • Long arm of the law
    December 19, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    Picked up today, in West Brookfield

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    April 19, 2019 at 9:02 am


    • youramoronicanddementedassclownofthefourthkind
      December 14, 2019 at 7:09 am

      You couldn’t be more of a MORONIC ASS CLOWN if you tried. Who the hell would come up here and post a comment like that? WTF is this world coming to?

  • King Crunchie
    April 18, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    If you look up “dirtbag” in Webster’s there should be a black and white portrait of his face beside the word.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    April 18, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    So it appears there is now a warrant for Jesse Ouellet attempted murder and various gun charges. I’m sure he’ll be real happy when he finds out turtleboy is the snitch.

    What’s that saying? Snitches get ….

    • Nadia Yenraek
      Nadia Yenraek
      April 18, 2019 at 3:18 pm

      Guess you lucked out. He’s in custody.

      • Nadia Yenraek
        Nadia Yenraek
        April 19, 2019 at 6:25 am

        Looks like the report of his capture was unfounded. He’s still out. Hope he’s heading for Holden.

  • White Afro
    April 18, 2019 at 4:59 am

    He and his son get their wigs or haircuts at the same place?

  • I Love How
    April 17, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    The criminal cam makes him look like as chud, oh wait; there are his social media pics. He is a chud.

  • I Swam in The Rez
    April 17, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Abercrombie Mafia thought it was a social club BOK

  • Wormtown Original
    April 17, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    We kno where ya fam at bitch, GAYden gonna be a crybaby ass niqqa juss like h.s.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      April 17, 2019 at 5:04 pm

      Another shit-bag, wannabe thug; you’re nothing but a drain on society.
      How’s your 401K, pension, or whatever? Non existent?
      Go get yourself an edumuhcation and come correct.

      • Wormtown Original
        April 17, 2019 at 5:43 pm

        Say dat shit 2 my face when we come for GAYden ya fag.

        • Y
          April 17, 2019 at 5:48 pm

          I don’t speak ghetto.

  • Said Nobody
    April 17, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Ain’t diversity great

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    April 17, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    Boom! Identified and going down. Today life is good.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    April 17, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    I’ll be sure to let him know who ratted him out. Don’t worry, I’ll tell him to definitely not retaliate.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      April 17, 2019 at 12:51 pm

      So, Randall/Nadia is/are an old classmate of UTB, presumably, and I’m guessing s/he was featured in a previous blog.
      There’s no other explanation for this level of constant hate/bitterness.
      Get fucked, Brandy/Labia.

      • Nadia Yenraek
        April 17, 2019 at 3:27 pm

        I don’t speak for Randall, but you’re zero for two on my account.

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          April 18, 2019 at 11:02 am

          Your presence is not required here, Nadia.

          Off you fuck, there’s a good girl.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    April 17, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    Jessie Ouellet?

    Is that Jussie Smollett’s new alias?

    They’re both moronic, criminal cunts – that’s too much of a coincidence.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    April 17, 2019 at 11:38 am

    I love how he displays his graffiti artworks on his wall/door.
    It’s the most pathetic artwork I’ve ever seen.
    My 8 y/o is more artistic.
    His son’s jean jacket it killer, too; I love the Canadian tuxedo.
    These wannabe’s are too easy to insult.

  • Big Wick
    April 17, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Looks like a younger cross between Charles Bronson and Mike Ditka.

  • The Name Game
    April 17, 2019 at 11:27 am

    Haha! Looks like he’s trying to get his crotchfruit’s Chia-pet hairdo, but he still has that Magic Marker hairline. And these reports almost write themselves: Jes’ Wee-less, or Jesse (SM)ouillett. Either way, hope your ID helped WPD in their search.

  • Kevi
    April 17, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Who else thought that was a tiny upside penis coming in from the right in the shirtless photo?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 17, 2019 at 11:12 am

    So many ratchets, you could open up your own Snap-on warehouse.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    April 17, 2019 at 11:03 am

    He got off the shotgun charges because he dropped a dime on his home boys.

  • Jussie Smellit
    April 17, 2019 at 11:01 am

    That’s my STAGE name

  • Hart Ford
    April 17, 2019 at 10:57 am

    But, but, but, a baseball stadium will make everything better! It better be named “EBT Accepted Stadium” because hoodboogers, Shitstains and roofers from Milford will be the only people attending. Oops. I’m being redundant.

    • Dr. Creepy
      April 17, 2019 at 1:52 pm

      I certainly hope we can fill the stadium with …whatever. If not the taxpayers can certainly make up my losses right Governor Faker?

  • Brian Mercey
    April 17, 2019 at 10:45 am

    How do I get a hold of writers ?

    • Barney Fife
      April 17, 2019 at 11:05 am

      911 ought to do it…

    • Peter Dautel
      Don Key Punch
      April 17, 2019 at 11:41 am

      Are you really that grey matter challenged….?

      Doh! Redundant question….

    • ABC and 123
      April 17, 2019 at 12:26 pm

      You email them Turtleboysports@gmail

    • Christopher Lettiere
      April 17, 2019 at 12:47 pm

      clive.mcfarlane AT telegram DOT com

    • The angry taint
      April 17, 2019 at 10:18 pm

      you have to go to the facebook page, contact abi the desk girl and tell her who you”re looking for. i think you have to do an online form but afterwards she can usually hook you up…homie

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