
Breaking News – the Santa Turtleboy’s 2019 Naughty List has been published on Amazon and is available for purchase in paperback and on EBook by clicking here. It’s a list of the 67 naughtiest people who will not be getting visited by Santa Turtleboy this year, and an explanation for why. This is probably the best Christmas gift you can get a loved one this year. Bring the joy of Turtleboy to someone you love and help support what we do.
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126 votes and under 3 stars? Let’s get this Puppy to 500 with atleast a four point oh. Say that last part in an Andrew Dice Clay voice.
Done
Who made #1 on the list ? Josh ?
Robert Dinero shooting off at the mouth again talking about jerking off and jerkoffs. Little jewbois dad was a cocksucking fag who left dineros mom. Little bobby got daddy issues and he lashes out at real men like Trump.
Get over it Bob. Your dad loved it in the ass and so do you, allegedly.You wish you could emulate real men like Trump but have to settle for playing tough guy mobsters on the screen. Trump would knock your raging faggot ass out.
He’s Hollywood he must follow jewish directions.
Did you run the book through spell check?
Love it. Maybe a calendar next year to commemorate all the featured douchebags
Greatest. Gift. Ever.
Last year it was poo-pourri — this year, it’s a TBS book. Both would be a bathroom treat.
I wonder if Failure Swift has offed Metro yet. Has she been digging in the back yard recently?
TB
Who the fuck is going to buy a book you wrote
Your blog is bad enough
Only read by losers and degenerates like myself
I live near Josh’s parents in Stoneham
The most fucked up thing I ever saw was his father Shit faced as usual walk down to the store to get another case of falstaff beer
He passes out and shits his pants on the floor of the store
The poor dot head behind the counter has to drag him out by his feet to the side wall
And the best way to make an impression is to spell everything:
fo-net-ick-ly!
TurtleWaste never studied “Hooked on Phonics”
Been a helluva year, I will pick this up to commemorate it.
My favorite shot of Joshy-poo. His big, fat, junkie beak wide open and waiting to catch my churning load.
I wish they would make a shirt with the turtle pissing into Josh’s mouth, using this picture of him. I would definitely buy a few of them!!