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The Best Way To Show Someone You Love Them Is Buy Getting Them Santa Turtleboy’s 2019 Naughty List In Paperback Or EBook On Amazon For Christmas 



Breaking News – the Santa Turtleboy’s 2019 Naughty List has been published on Amazon and is available for purchase in paperback and on EBook by clicking here. It’s a list of the 67 naughtiest people who will not be getting visited by Santa Turtleboy this year, and an explanation for why. This is probably the best Christmas gift you can get a loved one this year. Bring the joy of Turtleboy to someone you love and help support what we do.





15 Comment(s)
  • Gregg Bigda
    November 28, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    126 votes and under 3 stars? Let’s get this Puppy to 500 with atleast a four point oh. Say that last part in an Andrew Dice Clay voice.

  • Scottreilly44
    November 26, 2019 at 8:37 pm


  • Sweet
    November 26, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Who made #1 on the list ? Josh ?

  • Tough Guy On Screen
    November 26, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    Robert Dinero shooting off at the mouth again talking about jerking off and jerkoffs. Little jewbois dad was a cocksucking fag who left dineros mom. Little bobby got daddy issues and he lashes out at real men like Trump.
    Get over it Bob. Your dad loved it in the ass and so do you, allegedly.You wish you could emulate real men like Trump but have to settle for playing tough guy mobsters on the screen. Trump would knock your raging faggot ass out.

    • Jewoven
      November 26, 2019 at 5:18 pm

      He’s Hollywood he must follow jewish directions.

  • Jesus.
    November 26, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    Did you run the book through spell check?

  • Said Everyone
    November 26, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Love it. Maybe a calendar next year to commemorate all the featured douchebags

  • Finn
    November 26, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Greatest. Gift. Ever.

    Last year it was poo-pourri — this year, it’s a TBS book. Both would be a bathroom treat.

  • Captain Trips
    November 26, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    I wonder if Failure Swift has offed Metro yet. Has she been digging in the back yard recently?

  • Scroocho
    November 26, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    Who the fuck is going to buy a book you wrote
    Your blog is bad enough
    Only read by losers and degenerates like myself

  • Russmo
    November 26, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    I live near Josh’s parents in Stoneham
    The most fucked up thing I ever saw was his father Shit faced as usual walk down to the store to get another case of falstaff beer
    He passes out and shits his pants on the floor of the store
    The poor dot head behind the counter has to drag him out by his feet to the side wall

  • Buy vs. By
    November 26, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    And the best way to make an impression is to spell everything:


    TurtleWaste never studied “Hooked on Phonics”

  • Keep up the good work TB
    November 26, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    Been a helluva year, I will pick this up to commemorate it.

  • Breeding Bull
    November 26, 2019 at 11:29 am

    My favorite shot of Joshy-poo. His big, fat, junkie beak wide open and waiting to catch my churning load.

    • Make a josh shirt, please :)
      November 26, 2019 at 9:25 pm

      I wish they would make a shirt with the turtle pissing into Josh’s mouth, using this picture of him. I would definitely buy a few of them!!

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