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Man, oh man. Hat tip to the Turtle Rider who sent this in! Amelia Ferreira is her name and stealing dog’s from Patriots players is her game, just didn’t get the memo in the blog I published earlier this week.

Is that a mugshot? Because that profile picture looks like a mugshot. Too bad she retreated and took her profile down, because I’d reeeeaaallly love to chat with her. Apparently earlier this year she was picked up on drug charges and frankly, I’m fucking shocked. Seems like that happened around the same time her man was charged with animal cruelty.

How the fuck did this happen? How was she not immediately fired or at least looked into when these charges first came to light? I’m not saying fire your employee for having a drug problem, but definitely fire them if they’re married to and living with an animal abuser, especially if your business is training animals. If not for caring about the animals under her care, then at least for your own business’s sake. But nope, these two got a hold of Knox and who knows what happened afterwards.

As a side note, I’d also like to know who her wedding makeup artist was because she managed to look somewhat normal. I need that sort of wizardry in my life.

Alohomora bitches!

Now, let’s move on to husband Darrell…ya know, the one who was living in the basement with 5 dogs and got pinched for animal cruelty charges?

He seems nice.

His Facebook profile is filled with memes about military life as he was in the Army, posting about The Patriots (irony at its best) and how he’d never want to disappoint his dead mom…News flash: You biffed, bro. Hard. Everyone is disappointed, especially those dogs you fucked up for life. This is one of the worst posts:

He picks up poo. Give this bitch a Snickers.

I want to know why the police decided to let Amelia go after lying to them. Even with her being separated from this dude, they still lived together. So she ended up telling the truth about lying…OK, so what was the truth after that? Where’s Knox?

Look, I know it’s a dog. Obviously this dog was family to the Mayo family. I mean, again…look at these fine folks and their chubby wubbers:

They bought him matching pajamas!

So yeah, obviously these two scumbags aren’t telling the whole truth. I messaged Mr. Ferreira and he hasn’t responded so until he does, I’m just taking that as an admission of guilt. They know what happened, we’ll probably never know what happened. At least we can find solace in the fact that the internet is forever and they’ll likely never get to have animals around them again. Because they are animals themselves.

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