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The Court Records From Rian Waters’ 2017 Domestic Violence/Animal Cruelty Arrest Paint A Stark Portrait Of The Terrible Fate Luna The Puppy Suffered At His Hands

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We have been blogging about Rian Waters, a lice infested vokestachio from Western Mass who is currently in the middle of a completely frivolous lawsuit lodged against the blog, and also attempted to sue his ex girlfriend, who also happens to be a victim of domestic violence, at his hands, for malicious prosecution.

Rian wisely chose to drop suit against his ex, and it’s a good thing he did, when he did. Because I had put a FOIA request in for the reports related to his 2017 arrest. Needless to say, they’re far from exonerating, and worst of all, the evidence strongly suggests what we already suspected; that he was ultimately responsible for inflicting injuries on Luna, his daughter’s 10 month old Great Pyranese puppy and service animal, in a heinous, cold blooded act of senseless violence that forced her to be euthanized.

What a smug little shitstick he is. Truly.

If you recall, Rian had a “totally reasonable” excuse for what happen to Luna.

He didn’t kick and kill the dog, he came home one day and found a metal cabinet on top of Luna.

Inconveniently for Rian, however, each and every single one of his bullshit claims is clearly refuted by the actual court evidence. I’ll warn you, these documents made my blood boil and in full disclosure, parts brought me to actual tears.

Remember how Rian was attempting to sue Sam for “malicious prosecution”? Well, not only did she not prosecute him, as she is clearly not a District Attorney, she – as many domestic violence victims do – attempted to protect him from the consequences of his own shitty actions when the police showed up. It was the veterinarian who called the police. But of course Rian only goes after those who are vulnerable, so the wrath fell down on his victim instead. What a piece of shit.

Rian lied? You don’t say. It’s not shocking, but there it is, in black and white – there was no metal filing cabinet like he claimed both in his Facebook post, and in the lawsuit against Turtleboy. After his “the 10 month puppy had back problems” lie fell flat immediately upon exiting his cavity and decay filled suck muscle. So he moved on to the next line of bullshit his grimy little brain could produce. That’s not what the evidence suggests, though. This man is truly a monster, and I use the word “man” loosely here. He is an unconscionable, cowardly worm.

And the necropsy report came to the same conclusion – Rian kicked Luna so hard that she had to be euthanized. It was brutal. It was callous, and she suffered.

And she saw no justice for it. I am so saddened and angered by Luna’s fate. Rian doesn’t deserve to be free, walking around completely unaffected by the destruction he left in his wake. He betrayed and hurt his own family, and coldly snuffed out a beloved family pet in just the beginning of her life.

But if there’s any silver lining here, we can do something good in Luna’s memory. I talked to Uncle Turtleboy, and we have agreed to donate 15% of all donations and merchandise proceeds for the next month to Second Chance Animal Services. They are an organization that offers adoption centers and full service vet clinics that include a sliding scale for qualifying fur families, so that anyone can receive proper care for their pets, regardless of their financial situation. Last year they helped 37,000 animals find homes. That is truly amazing. Thirty days from now we will take the proceeds from all the donations we receive and sales we make, and write a check in memory of Luna. Because her life means something, and even though she has never seen justice, her death can mean something, too.

Additionally, we have released 2 new T shirts in honor of Luna. They are available in our store and can be purchased by clicking here or hereAnd for as long as they are available 20% of every purchase will be donated to Second Chance as well.

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I would also encourage our readers to call the Hampden County District Attorney’s office at (413) 283-2388 and demand justice for Luna. It is all too often in cases of domestic violence that the victim is intimated or coerced into refusing to testify against her abuser, and so cases often get dropped without prejudice, meaning they can be reopened and prosecuted. Samantha Cardin is willing to testify this time, as she’s no longer scared now that she knows she has all of us supporting her.  Luna didn’t have a voice, or a choice. She deserves justice, Samantha Cardin deserves justice, and the world would be better off for holding the monster who did this to them accountable.



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21 Comment(s)
  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    February 14, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    I would love to slaughter rians entire family down to the child.

  • Just Sayin'
    February 14, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Only 20% of shirt proceeds will go to Second Chance??? ….and the donate link under the shirt pictures is for donating directly to TB not Second Chance? I 100% agree this chump desrves a kick in the teeth but, why should TB profit off the tragedy? TB is not a non profit…

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      February 15, 2019 at 9:06 am

      If we could afford to pledge 100% of our proceeds, we would. We can’t. You can definitely donate directly to Second Chance, we linked their page. We are simply doing what we can to give back. And this way we can have Samantha and her daughter present the check, to give them some closure. I pledged a portion of my own day job paycheck for the month to this. We aren’t really profiting, we sell merch and take donations regardless.

  • Execution worthy, throw Michael Vic in the gas chamber with him
    February 14, 2019 at 6:29 am

    Can you imagine hurting a dog, your own dog. It wouldn’t fight back it would beg for your forgiveness while you hurt it… and this was a puppy.

    This man’s depravity and evil are beyond reason he will harm people and animals again. If the law recognized animal torturers for the threat they are to people, as a society we would lock these people up for a very long time.

  • Tracking
    February 14, 2019 at 2:46 am

    According to one online source, the dickless wonder moved to Hayfork, CA. I think it’s bullshit.
    I’m sure somebody knows somebody that is from around there that can verify who loves dogs and beating scumtwunts like this one within an inch of their lives.

  • Wrathful Vengeance, Righteous Justice
    February 14, 2019 at 2:00 am

    If this shitbag is on the street, he better go into hiding.
    I can’t say what I’d like to do to him but be assured that it would be legendary, lasting and horrific.
    Dogs are some of the most loving creatures on this earth. Any abuse is inexcusable.

  • Sulfer Powder
    February 13, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    I truly want to beat the shit out of him. In fact, I may spend this weekend trying to find this mother. I am that pissed right now. Just want to hurt him enough to make him cry for me to stop. Then one more for good measure…

  • Call of the wild
    February 13, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    I fucking laughed out loud to this one. Tough guy Rian, who kills dogs and beats women is 5’10’ 125lbs. HAHAHAHA this fucking guy would get snapped in 2 by a regular hot turtle riding chick that stands at 5’4 125lbs with nice titties and ass. Can you imagine how skinny his wrists are? He must easily slip out of handcuffs. I could pick up this puke by his undies since I’m shorter than him and actually throw him. One last question…considering how he spells Ryan, Rian. Is he in transition? Is that why he is a women’s size 2 already?

  • Batman
    February 13, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    I come to this site for the news nobody else gives us and the laughs. The comments here are usually spot on and often funny, and of course also there are a few less than charitable ones. Then I read a blog like this…….. it makes my blood boil. I do believe in karma and Rian, you will pay for your heinous acts. Too bad we can’t all grab some popcorn and at watch it live. Who the fuck could kick a family pet?? Especially one as cute as that dog. Rot in hell you useless piece of shit, your day is coming.

  • Help a pet today
    February 13, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Even if you don’t want a T-shirt you can go directly to the Second Chance Animal Shelter website and make a direct donation.
    It’s an admirable thing to do and you can use your donation as a tax write off. All of the great information is on their site and it’s worth visiting.

  • And They Called It Puppy Love
    February 13, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    I still say he should self identify as black and say he is Talcum X’s twin brother.

  • Kim Wescott
    February 13, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    TB – how can we support Samantha?

    • Y
      February 14, 2019 at 10:05 am

      Did you read the article? Buy a fn shirt!!
      -Can’t Cure Stupid

      • Kim Wescott
        February 17, 2019 at 1:47 pm

        Excuse me, Mr Y. You are correct when you say you ‘Can’t cure stupid.’

        Did YOU read the article, Sir? The shirt fundraiser and donate button is to help animals at the shelter and to honor Luna, the poor puppy. It does not benefit Sam. I asked what we could do for Sam.

        Maybe you should hold back a moment before you disrespectfully and condescendingly respond to someone’s comment.

  • Kim Wescott
    February 13, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    Disgusting POS – doesn’t deserve to live…..poor Sam. Poor puppy. Poor everyone else (I’m sure the are more) he has abused during his pathetic life.

    This blog brought me to tears. What a scumbag worthless POS.

    And that smirk.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 13, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    i want to smash that fucking grin off his cock holster with a pillow case full of soda cans. I hope this girl sam testifies. hopefully he is not an organ donor so no other human is polluted by genetic defects…..Fuck off Rianne

    • Y
      February 14, 2019 at 10:02 am

      Great idea. Reminds me of Sean Penn in Bad Boys:

  • z
    February 13, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    go to “google images”

    Search for “Christopher Skorets, 19, 122 Archbald St.”

    I swear they are related. Same stupid haircut. Same stupid hardo look.
    Except Chris isn’t smiling.

    “A Carbondale man wanted by Forest City, PA. police on allegations he attacked and threatened a woman in Vandling, threw her cats from a second-story window and abandoned her dog outside, remains in Virginia awaiting a preliminary hearing on a litany of charges there.”

    “During a third incident on Sept. 20, Dalrymple told officers Skorets beat her with a belt, stabbed her with a screwdriver and bit her, police said.”

    Also, a sodomy charge, though I don’t think animals were involved.
    They did put the dog to sleep after she wasn’t getting better.
    Chris abused the dog for years.

  • John Blutarsky
    February 13, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    That motherfucker. A fitting punishment would be to smash his fucking spinal column so that he becomes paralyzed. That way he gets to spend the rest of his life in a chair, with a catheter up his dick and a shitbag to collect the other waste. Never to have an erection, never to walk again, all of the “fun” stuff paraplegics have to suffer through day after day. That would be some great karma for that fuckhead.

    • Cripple
      February 13, 2019 at 9:01 pm

      Paralyzed guys get erections dick head.

      We just can’t feel them.

  • Father Killington
    February 13, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    I hope he gets cancer of his tiny penis and it spreads rapidly

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