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The Crew Is Concerned For Anselmo’s Lapdog After Police Reports From 2010 and 2012 Show He Doesn’t Treat His Ladies Well

Last night the crew went live to discuss Friday night’s takedown of “Auditing America” Anselmo Morales-Torres’ subservient little lapdog, Will Turbitt. He told a lot of lies that we effortlessly debunked – the warrant was 100% his, not a misspelling, and he has a court date to address the charge, by his own admission.

I was also able to get out one of my major talking points without Willy there to interject his conspiracy-laden bullshit every time I opened my mouth. His “nonprofit” Open Minds Alliance, started in cooperation with local ginger weirdo Joe Hart – is a sham.

Despite representing themselves as an “official nonprofit” accepting “tax-free donations” on their website, the corporation was revoked in August of 2019 for failure to maintain a registered address, and they’ve never filed one annual report. Zero transparency or legitimacy. So much for demanding the truth, Will.

We also revealed the disturbing police reports from Morales-Torres’ 2010 and 2012 felony domestic violence cases. You can see the reports we went over below.

2012 AMT
2010 AMT

We really hope that Will isn’t being beaten down like a bad dog who got into the garbage by Anselmo, because clearly, he doesn’t treat his ladies well. And make no mistake, Will has accepted the role of being Anselmo’s little lady in return for a few extra YouTube clicks. Sad stuff. If you missed the show, you can see it in the link below.




10 Comment(s)
  • Meh
    November 13, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    Why the crusade/obsession with these assholes? No need to answer…moved on. Yawn. Bills to pay.

  • SnarkyRider
    November 12, 2019 at 10:56 am

    You really should be an attorney or a private attorney.
    I’d recommend the Fuck out of you.

  • FTB
    November 11, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    nice fake paperwork LOL E Z to make these days i guess thats CRAZY you would go to that length to try and make him look like a criminal…

    • Gaza
      November 11, 2019 at 4:58 pm

      And got him arrested by fake police, and in front of a fake judge tomorrow! He might end up in fake prison!

    • Chester the Fupa Molester
      November 12, 2019 at 6:59 am

      FTB = Fondles Turbitt’s Balls

      Glad to see you’re out and proud it’s such a 2019 thing to do. Keep sucking them piss covered raisins. Too bad once he hits prison his ass will belong to Tyrone. He’s going to make an honest woman out of silly Willy Turbitt.

  • gazza
    November 11, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    I can hear Little Willy pleading “Be gentle with me Mr America!!” As Anselmo spanks him with his pretend microphone, and demands he recites Poster 7 verbatim.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    November 11, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    Tickle-Me Anselmo will be absolutely seething.

    Lovely work, Bristol et al.


  • ncfoothillbilly
    November 11, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    Morales-Torres? So, did asselmo take his husbands last name or vice-versa?

  • Oliver Klozoff
    November 11, 2019 at 11:49 am

    This shouldn’t surprise anybody. These “full disclosure accountability auditors” are just dodgy shysters looking to make money for being talentless wastes of flesh. That’s what made ‘hot’ towtruck girl ripping off their bootlickers so hilarious, if still infuriating to watch.

    • funhouse
      November 11, 2019 at 3:40 pm

      Oliver Klozoff, brilliant internet troll name, your’e headed in new directions

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