The Fact That John “Dick Pics” Fresolo Can Resign As State Rep In 2013 After Ethics Probe And Run For Election 3 Years Later Is The Biggest Joke We’ve Ever Seen

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So Worcester’s got five state representative districts, three of which are uncontested in November. That leaves two seats that are up for grabs. If you live in South Worcester or Leicester then obviously you have to vote for Kate Campanale, because her opponent Moses Dixon was recently arrested and charged with assault and battery for choking his girlfriend, and only recently moved to Massachusetts a couple years ago because he couldn’t get elected in South Carolina.

But the other race in Worcester is a no-win situation. The 16th District is between 29 year old incumbent democrat Dan Donahue, and perhaps the shadiest politician in Worcester’s history – “Independent Party” candidate John Fresolo. In a nutshell it’s a lot like the Presidential election – it’s a bad deal no matter who wins.

Donahue is nothing more than a hand-picked McGovern Crime Family foot soldier. They just package these guys all together. If you vote for McGovern then you have to vote for the whole ticket – Petty, Donahue, Moses Dixon, Hillary, Liz Warren, etc.




And just like 99% of the people that this notoriously racist and sexist group of “liberals” chooses for office, he is a white guy who went to an expensive private school. These are the same people that allegedly want more diversity and representation from women and people of color. But all they do is prop up white guys with tight pants.


But at least you know what you’re getting with this guy. He sucks and he’s useless but he is what he is. John Fresolo on the other hand is probably the worst politician at hiding and covering up his own scandals. If you’re not familiar with his past, here’s a quick run down:

  • In 1996 he was arrested for assaulting his wife. The charges ended up getting dropped, as they most often do in cases of domestic violence. Turtleboy would NEVER endorse a candidate who has faced these charges unless they released the police report.
  • In 2006, the state Department of Social Services supported allegations that he struck his then-13-year-old daughter.
  • Later in 2006 he found himself locked inside St. John’s Cemetery after closing, and had to break his way out, then refused to say whose grave he was visiting. Probably because crooked politicians only to go to graveyards to do one thing, and it’s usually a wicked good time. But the fact that he couldn’t even come up with an alibi about a grave he was visiting (because he couldn’t name anyone buried in that cemetery) shows that he’s not only shady, he’s really bad at covering up.
  • Then in 2013 my favorite Fresolo scandal came out:


Piece of advice for all guys out there – dick pics are never a good idea. Literally nothing good comes from dick pics. I know you’re probably thinking in your head that chicks out there are just DYING to see what your purple helmet warrior, but they’re not. Our bodies are not like female bodies, which are a work of art. Our bodies are built for mechanical purposes, not cosmetic. Chicks aren’t gonna look at your dick pics and admire them the same way guys do pictures of girl’s boobies. That’s not how this works. The best was his explanation for this:

“He said it was one photo, and said it was a photo “someone sent me” that ended up on the computer. It was there for months, and he knew nothing of it, he said. It was all rumors, he said; it was people coming back to smear his reputation and good name.”

Wait…..what?? Someone sent you a dick pic of your own dick pic? And then that dick pic, which was sent from your taxpayer funded cell phone and received by a female aide who had no desire to see it, ended up on your computer? Oh yea, and it was there for months and he knew nothing about it, presumably because he doesn’t understand how computers work (which at this time is actually believable). OK then. Guess we’ll just have to take you at your word.


Then in 2013 he finally resigned after an unreleased state ethics probe into his per diem expenses. In other words, they had some serious dirt on him. Otherwise, why would he resign? According to our good friend from Boston and noted radio political commentator and blogger, Michelle McPhee, he was filing for reimbursement from the taxpayers for driving into work 218 times in one year, even though he admits he was carpooling, and no one saw him at the State House:

“And, according to recently released records, Flash Fresolo put in for 218 days (just as michelemcphee.com reported) of reimbursement for his drive to the State House in per diem costs. Taxpayers gave him $8,676 to allegedly drive to the State House. Funny thing is, no one can remember seeing him in a while.”

Yup. Nothing shady about that.

Watch this video of a guy working for an anti-domestic violence project confronting Fresolo at a standout (the part where the cameraman confront Fresolo about the domestic abuse arrest starts around 1:10)

Yup, nothing shady about that!!

But none of that matters because we’re in Massachusetts, and he has an Italian last name in a district where people vote heavily along ethnic lines. That’s not an opinion, it’s a scientific fact. The recent article about him in the Turtlegram is telling:

“If I don’t win this seat, I’m not going to lose by much,” the newly minted United Independent Party candidate said standing near the pedestrian bridge over Route 146, at the bottom of Vernon Street. “They are in fear of my running, believe me. They are in fear.”

The only one who should be in fear of Fresolo winning this seat is the next unsuspecting recipient of unsolicited dick pics.

And what about the allegations that he resigned in order to keep the results of the house investigation sealed?

“Couldn’t have been further from the truth,” he said.

Well then, that settles that!!

“If I put in for 200 days, just to use as a figure, if my car, my transponder, my pass, only ignited 100 days, that’s because the other half the time I was in his car,” Mr. Fresolo said.

Sounds like a pretty reasonable explanation (except for the fact that no one ever saw him on Beacon Hill for 218 days a year). Why not just have the investigation findings released then? Should clear this whole issue right up. That’s what a normal person who wasn’t hiding something would do in a situation like this.

This it the best part:

“If I win or if I don’t win, the day after the election I will change back to being a Democrat,” the one-time Democrat said.

So let me get this straight – he can’t beat the democrat in a primary, so he’s running against him as an independent, but he’s not really independent. So he’s just being intentionally dishonest for political gain. Gotcha.

At the end of the day you have two choices if you live in this district. You can go with the hand picked machine candidate who will do nothing except spout buzzwords and feel-good bullshit while following the commands of crime boss Jim McGovern. Or you can go with the openly shady and disgraced former politician. This is why democracy sucks. Because we can’t win. Therefore we are not endorsing either candidate and urge you to write in for Turtleboy if you live in this district. Although it would probably be funnier and more entertaining if Fresolo ended up winning.

My question is, why would John Fresolo ever wanna get back into politics? He could’ve gone quietly into the night and all this shady stuff would be forgotten about. But by running for office you force it back into the spotlight. Why put your family through that? Oh yea, because politicians who know how to game the system and use the government as a public feeding trough don’t know how to make a decent living outside of Beacon Hill.


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19 Comment(s)
  • John Lennon
    February 22, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    Well, since this site is run by a sexual predator that also quit before he could be charged, I kind of understand your anger here Turtleboy.

  • BobnMic
    October 27, 2016 at 8:58 am

    Don’t be a Dick:


  • joe
    October 25, 2016 at 11:45 pm

    how much does he make a year if he wins?

    • Good Gig
      October 26, 2016 at 12:46 pm

      About 60 grand, add up to hundred bucks daily for traveling expenses. Pension, health insurance, etc. Comes out to at least 80 plus, benefits usually are one-third of the base salary as a rule.

  • Ralph
    October 25, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    His daughter went court last week she got 1 year probation and the other kid that she hired got 5 years in state prision that’s what you call A RAT. Daddy got her out of trouble again, same crime one gets probation one get 5 years state prision all I can say is WOW

    • LNG
      October 26, 2016 at 6:02 am

      There’s your story.

  • NFL
    October 25, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    Couple weeks ago was going to work at 7am , driving down Cambridge st buy St. Johns. Came by a black car,a honda i think with a vanity plate. He was going like 10 miles per hr. Looking in cemetery up and down side streets. I got close to him try to get to go a little faster he slamed on his brakes, i went around him, had to stop for red light at Douglas st. Look in mirror its this pos . Should of got out and slapped him, like we used to do on G.H didn’t recognize me did you johnnie. Can’t make this stuff up

  • Publius
    October 25, 2016 at 4:48 pm

    Very few liberals ever voted for John Fresolo. In fact the liberals who vote for McGovern and Petty and Warren are repulsed by Fresolo and have been for a very long time. The problem for Donahue is the district is not exactly a Warren stronghold.

  • LOB
    October 25, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    Why is he running – because he is a moron and there are some low information liberals that will vote for him.

    It is evident he can not run a business – even a bar, so he wants to go back to pillaging at the public trough , pensions and free healthcare, and not have to show up to work.

    Only in Worcester!

  • Only in the Woo
    October 25, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    Yup. Makes the Woo proud! Who says Worcester cant have nuce things? People will vote ffor ir him cuz of name recognition….they just wont remember most of it has been pretty creepy.

  • Disgusted with politicians
    October 25, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    Just don’t go into a cemetery with him if it’s close to closing time.

  • Wabbitt
    October 25, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    I wrote in Turtleboy for Congress when I early voted yesterday. Because I sure as shit wasn’t voting for Don James.

  • Ed Augustus
    October 25, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    The moment I saw that dick pic I knew it was Fresolo.

  • SMRB
    October 25, 2016 at 2:17 pm

    TB, can you please look into what happened with his daughter? Her trial was supposed to be in the summer of 2015. Can’t find a damn thing on the ‘net about the outcome of that trial. The cynic in me wants to think some paying off is going on to keep it quiet.

    • Publius
      October 25, 2016 at 4:44 pm

      The daughter should be in back in court Thursday. This has been in the papers. Sounds like in 2006 John was trying to straighten out his daughter so when those charges are brought up most on Grafton Hill nod in disgust and think “too bad more parents don’t care enough to slap their kid upside the head.”

      • PatsServiceCenter
        October 25, 2016 at 11:38 pm

        ^ Wonder where those parents were when all their white wannabe kids brought that neighborhood down…

  • Joe Max
    October 25, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    He does have support, mostly from older people. Of course he would try again, why not ? He served a lot of years, put time and money in the state retirement system too. Don’t know the specifics, but he was not eligible to collect a pension at the time. He’s old school, lots of older people are comfortable with him. Something of a throw-back to another era. Bottom line, it’s a long shot. Go for it and move on !

    • AJ
      October 25, 2016 at 8:15 pm

      If he’s running strictly on the Italian vote, on Grafton Hill, he’s in trouble. Take a stroll through the hill, it’s not full of Italians, or Irish for that matter. The hard working stiffs who owned their own homes at one time are long gone. Moses Dixon could move to Grafton street and get elected strictly on the color of his skin.

      Fresolo has quite a few skeletons in his closet, all publicly known, so it’s safe to say people will vote against knowing these things. He just took another shot on the chin by the license commission for violations at his restaurant.

      Would you back a law maker who knowingly operates a bar and allows patrons to drink after hours, drink outside, and drink underage?

      Let’s call a spade a spade and say he was up to no good at St Johns when he got locked in. You don’t even see that happening to teens.

      • Chris
        October 26, 2016 at 10:55 am

        Vernon Hill, Grafton Hill, and Quinsig Village aren’t what they used to be. In 2000 they were majority white, now they’re full of people who might even be here illegally. That’s what the D-party is all about. All the old-timers are dead.

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