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The other day, we had ratchetry foist upon us the likes of which we’ve hardly seen out of the North Shore. Revere is a hotbed of activity this week, and we’re learning more and more about some of the creatures featured in our “Meet The Ratchets” blog the other day. Click and catch up here.

We’ve come to know her as The Pink Pangolin, AKA Shannon DiBartolomeo, the successor in the Revere Lesbo ratchet fight against Herpesaurus Hoodratchetus, AKA Dee Marino. I stupidly assumed, based on what I could see, that Shannon was about a 6 on the ratchet meter.

Hi Shannon!

Immediately, my inbox blew the fuck up. Nope, I was wrong, I fully admit it. Shannon is as ratchet as they come, and we’ve learned that the crabapple doesn’t fall from the tree. Mama Jill is just as fucking stank and it’s honestly HILARIOUS.

So, someone tipped these velociratchets off that we had blogged about them, and instead of coming to defend their honor, Shannon decided to post it on her own wall. Of course, it’s public, and of course, we saw it.

1. You didn’t *just* have a baby, you had it in June. That’s 10 months ago. Not that I’m body shaming a mother, but, you’re still fluffy af, bitch.
2. No one said you were a lesbian, or part of a lesbian love triangle. We clarified that in Part 2 – you might wanna read it.
3. We did get it right, we don’t lie, and everyone knows Turtleboy is the only real news in New England.
4. Dee’s a hermaphrodite? Thanks for that one! We’ll put that away for future blogging reference.

So, the comments go on for a bit here

Now we know why they were throwin’ hands! Dee was running her flappy gums.

Here we have these bleeding heart bitches, Barbara Walters and Pam Martin (hate you two Nosy Nellies, mind your damn business!) telling Shannon to reach out to Deskie to get the blog taken down. Mama Jill is already on it.

Another day, another lawsuit. Paging Dick N. Vulva!

Unfortunately, the Facebook machine wasn’t cooperating and Abi was stuck in the can right up until quitting time, so we weren’t able to get the blog removal form sent. Bummer. Don’t know what we pay you for, Abi!

As you can see, the DiBartolomeo family had a tragedy last year, therefore, it’s cruel of us to blog about her ratchetastic crotch fruit. Got it. I’m not really sure what else she’s trying to say, something about having someone else’s daughter? God forbid. You did enough to your own, lady, don’t ruin someone else’s too.

A little while later, we checked back in to the post on Shannon’s wall to see if anything had transpired. And of course it did, because #revere

Now we’ve got the name of the videographer. I was wrong there, too. Her name is Nicole D’Addario and she is best friends with Dee. She’s fairly normal, though, aside from hanging out with doped out, zombie bulldykes and encouraging them to brawl on Methadone Mile. And what’s that? We got Mama Jillybean jumping in, letting Nicole know she’s a fucking cunt, and wondering how the hell she got to commenting on an open, public post. (Duh)

Anyway, we learned a LOT about Shannon in the last 24 hours. Probably more than anyone would want to know. Here’s the quick rundown. Shannon has a daughter that she does not have custody of that lives in Florida with her paternal grandmother.  According to a source, up until this past August, it had supposedly been years since she saw the girl. She looks to be about 5-6 years old. Shannon had another child with a man named Joseph Quinn in late June 2016. According to a source, the baby was born addicted to methadone and benzos. What a great start to life, huh? To substantiate this claim, we took to Shannon’s FB page and lo and behold

July 9, 2016 – 2ish weeks after her kid is born. She bumps into SJW Crusader Marty Walsh at CVS near Boston Medical Center where she says her son is a patient. This coincides with all the information we received from the source, so, have to believe it to be true.

Next, we learned that shortly after this, Shannon was banned from the PICU at BMC for nodding off too much in a drug-induced stupor while visiting her son. The source says she bumped into the new baby’s paternal grandmother while there, and, grandma indicated that she now had custody of the baby. The baby isn’t discharged from the hospital til on or around July 29, 2016 – a full month after birth. That’s how long it took him to detox from the shit his mother was pouring into his tiny body. Shannon, you are fucking despicable.

Couple of things substantiate this:

The baby is at the baby daddy’s house with grandma, and Shannon is not allowed there because she’s a junkbox skagbag and no baby should have to endure that – at least someone seems to have an ounce of sense in all this mess. We’re told that Shannon rents rooms from randos and has her friends on the lookout for new places to stiff every so often.

Of course you’ve got no voucher you dimwitted dingleberry, you don’t have custody of any of your crotch fruit!

It’s not like this is all Shannon’s fault, though. She didn’t have the best role model for a mother. Jill DiBartolomeo is another scumbucket skagbag, and probably a junkie right along with her kids given the way she types and her inability to string together a cohesive sentence.

Looks like one, too.

Check this out:

Via Boston.com: “ March 18, 2014: A mother and her adult son were charged with stealing baby formula from a CVS in East Boston, authorities said.

Jill Dibartolomeo, 52, of Peabody, pleaded not guilty in East Boston Municipal Court on Tuesday to a charge of larceny over $250, a spokeswoman for the Suffolk district attorney’s office said. Her son, Shawn Dibartolomeo, 25, of Peabody, also pleaded not guilty to charges of shoplifting $200 and over and possession of Class B drugs.

Both mother and son were released on their own recognizance. They were ordered to stay away from the CVS, said spokeswoman Renee Nadeau Algarin.

The pair are to return to court April 24, said Algarin.

Police responded to a call about a larceny at about 4:35 p.m. on Monday at the CVS pharmacy on Saratoga Street. When police arrived, employees told them that a woman wearing a yellow sweatshirt with a hood had fled in a black Ford Explorer, police said.

Officers saw the Explorer stuck in traffic on the Saratoga Street bridge. They stopped the car and found the suspect and a man in the back seat, who was later identified as her son, police said. He was trying to conceal cans of baby formula by putting them in a computer bag, police said.

The officers said they also saw a yellow sweatshirt beside him. Police seized the sweatshirt, baby formula, and suspected drugs from the car.”

Sticky fingers run in the family, apparently. As you may recall, Shannon’s also been arrested for boosting shit. This adult son the article refers to is the same son who OD’d and died a year later in March 2015. He got popped for possession of Class B drugs, which, we all know includes things like opiates in pill form. Considering all the info we have, we’re pretty sure he got popped with OCs.

Because of course he would. Flat brimmed Bulls cap says so.

The most infuriating part of this is his mother was with him and complicit in fucking shoplifting with him and his pill possession, then, two years later after he’s dead and buried, she wants to play the fucking POOR ME card while messaging us. OH HELL THE FUCK NO, grandma. YOU are just as responsible for his death as he is and don’t you dare use it to garner sympathy or to demand people bend to your will, you cheesehog.

That’s not the only instance of them getting popped together, either. Prior to that, in February 2014, they got caught boosting out of Macy’s together at the North Shore Mall

What in the fuck kind of ratchetry is this? This is some next level shit. The whole family needs to be eradicated; someone call The Orkin Man, we need a gutterslug annihilation, please.

I’m sure there will be more to come on this, because, people like this don’t just go away and once we get the word out, more shit just pours in like a sieve from people they’ve wronged.

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