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The Fitchilantes Apparently Bagged Stow, MA Chief Of Police Ralph Marino Trying To Meet A 14 Year Old Boy, Compares Dick Sizes


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The Fitchilantes busted what is quite possibly one of their biggest pedos yet yesterday, and it’s allegedly Ralph Marino, the Stow, MA Chief of Police. They are releasing the video later, but he (predator poacher) has got images of him from the bust, he’s been visited by the State Police for questioning, the Town of Stow has put “acting police chief” on their website and taken his name down, and they’ve taken down all their social media.

Yea, I would say that’s clearly him based on video of him 5 days ago after a two year old girl went missing in Stow and he was on the news.

They have not published the chat log yet, but based on their past history they are always accurate. He has read some of them out loud on a live stream, and Marino asks him how big the imaginary 14 year old kid’s male member is, says that his is six inches, and claims to live in Leominster. He also agrees to meet at the boy’s house while he thinks his mother is at work, and drive him into the woods. This messaging was happening on the same day the child in Stow was missing. The vigilantes have now caught over 30 pedophiles and many have been arrested as a direct result of their work. They plan on putting the video up this afternoon.

I know I gave these guys crap the other day about the flat brimmed hat, but this is a huge public service and they should be commended for it. If this turns out to be true, which it almost certainly will based on the evidence, then this is the biggest story we’ve seen in quite some time. A guy who would gladly oversee the arrest of a pedo in his town is actively trying to bang teenagers when he thinks no one is looking. He also did it during a pandemic in which people are urged to social distance, and here he is trying to do the exact opposite with a child. Un-fucking-real.

How the fuck does the Chief of Police not know about these pedo hunters? They’ve caught a million people in a concentrated area in just a couple months. They’ve been featured on Turtleboy many times. If you’re still dumb enough to go out looking to fuck kids, knowing that these guys are out there, then you are a fucking moron on top of being a filthy, disgusting pervert.

Greg Hill does a weekly “Stow 5-0” segment on his show, because he lives in this town, in which he reads the police call logs. Wonder if he’ll be reading this one this week.


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119 Comment(s)
  • Scarletto
    July 24, 2021 at 11:04 am

    If I had known how badly the police treat people here, I would’ve thought twice about moving here. Had to see it first hand to believe.

  • P C
    April 20, 2020 at 10:16 am

    The most surprising part of this story is that Greg Hill is still doing his lame-ass “Stow 5-0” segment after switching stations.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    You Work for Us
    April 20, 2020 at 8:35 am

    Our brave hero is on administrative leave. In a few weeks he will submit his resignation and begin collecting a full pension and healthcare for life. Good democrats that have been in the system this long always get their pension. Nothing to see here folks, please move along.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      You Work for Us
      April 20, 2020 at 8:44 am

      The shutdown has been a well deserved PAID vacation for me. And with my bonus stimulus check I’m going to put a down payment on a new boat. Just keep paying your taxes. You literally work for us.

  • WeRFucked
    April 20, 2020 at 8:21 am

    He hasn’t been arrested. If they ever did get someone arrested, any lawyer will get the evidence thrown out if all they have is a text exchange. So like the rest of the pedos these great guys have caught… nothing happens in a court of law. No sex offender registry. No giving up pensions. Just humiliation and massive embarrassment. But that works for me. Better that than nothing.

    The fact that these guys can catch this many pedos in such a short time and relatively small area should really make you wonder… how many millions of child predators are there in this country?

  • Keep the Children safe
    April 20, 2020 at 7:13 am

    A man with so much power and respect feeling untouchable? How’s your reputation now you old greasy fuck? You’re no different than any other scum pedo out there. The highest up there and in the police force? What the fucking fuck is going onnnn. My girlfriends uncle passed months ago and left behind two 9 year old brothers with mad other siblings in the projects. I bought them both simple cell phones because they have already told me about creeps lurking around. Got them there first baseball gloves and have there back and let them know I live close and will drive over if any of these old slimy fucks even try n approach. There step dad was a lion. Everyone was scared of him. With him gone I can’t ever take the role of a step dad but I will be there to be an older brother and show these kids the right route. I’m 24 have a big ass friendly dog a full time job plenty of bills and live with my girlfriend of 3 years. I’m going to keep and eye on my little brothers at all costs. These monsters are everywhere. And who do you call after this one? The police? Fucking pathetic. The youth need a voice and I’m so glad these pedo catchers are doing what they do. some of the situations I was in as a child with a mother addicted to drugs I am so fucking lucky that the guys she brought around were just into cocaine and not young boys. I could’ve used an older figure though. All were hooked on drugs. Keep the kids safe.

    April 20, 2020 at 5:33 am

    For every white pedophile there are 60 J£wish pedophiles. They have an entire religious ritual, a bris or brit malah, centered around an adult male sexually assaulting a baby. Just ask the rabbis that suck on baby penis.

    The ADL was created by B’nai B’rith to defend a famous J£wish pedophile named Leo Frank. He raped and murdered a 13 year old white girl named Mary Phagan and tried to blame it on a black man.

    • WeRFucked
      April 20, 2020 at 7:31 am

      You need serious help. Of all the people on Turtleboy, you are the worst. Yes, you are worse than all the people this website blogs about. I’m not Jewish. I’m not aware of anyone I know that is Jewish. But I do know that your obsession is very unhealthy. Pedos always start out hating the Jewish race, then the next thing you know they’re trying to molest children. Guess what? The Jewish own this country. Get over it. We are the Jewish bitches. Bend over and take it like a woman.

  • Guinea Geisha
    April 20, 2020 at 5:24 am

    Funny that society as a whole decided to go with dic pic when dicture was still on the table.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 19, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    pedo pork (6 In.) is driven by compulsion to ignore their self-destruction, lighting the fuse with a spunky attitude and knowing that some day soon this behavior will be legal in a (D) world.

  • Do you like gladiator movies?
    April 19, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    It may have been nothing more than a misunderstanding. Maybe they were in the kitchen near the island and all he did was ask if he could push in the kid’s stool. I mean, that could happen to anybody.

    • george costanza
      Capt.Clarence Oveur
      April 19, 2020 at 8:06 pm

      So Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

  • Michael
    April 19, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    When this old world gets me down and there’s no love to be found
    I close my eyes and soon I find I’m in a playground in my mind
    Where the children laugh and the children play
    And we sing a song all day

    My name is Michael, I’ve got a nickel, I’ve got a nickel shiny and new
    I’m gonna buy me all kinds of candy, that’s what I’m gonna do

    In the wonders that I find in the playground in my mind
    In a world that used to be, close your eyes and follow me
    Where the children laugh and the children play
    And we’ll sing a song all day

  • Great rules, dems.
    April 19, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    All of those rules that deny the average citizen’s right to carry a firearm sure look impressive when those same rules allow this jagoff to carry. Look what all of his supposed training and years of experience did for his judgment. At the least, I hope this guy is forced to register as a sex offender and loses any pension rights. And lose his right to carry.

  • BucketNutz
    April 19, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    More of these diddlers than you’d think.
    Google “Bryan O’Haire” of the Mass State Police for another example from a few years back.
    Amazing they’d be willing to throw so much away….

  • george costanza
    Rick Dalton's flamethrower
    April 19, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    I think I could be of some use here….hmu

  • Popeyes chicken sandwich
    April 19, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    Beautiful Sunday.Getting warmer.Its going to sound like the 4th
    of July tonight in the “oppressed” neighborhoods of Boston.

    • Snoop Dawg
      April 19, 2020 at 6:55 pm

      Dat be da color of covid summer yall.
      We are only 30 percent of shit ago and we make up 70 percent of da covid victims

      But we make ip over 90 percent of da murder victims in shit ago a d we be 100 percent of da killers.

      Now dat be da color of covid a d dats what im tslkin bout boi.

  • randiguy2006
    April 19, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    It’s always white guys.

    • Dragon Dad II
      April 20, 2020 at 7:35 am

      No. The recent school teacher/coach from a private Catholic school was African-American.

  • randiguy2006
    April 19, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    When will you sheep wake up and realize all cops were kids who got picked on in junior high and couldn’t qualify for a decent career.

    • WeRFucked
      April 20, 2020 at 7:52 am

      LOL – & now they’re making $150k with benefits fit for a king.

  • Paul Casale
    Lock Him Up
    April 19, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    Put him in a cell with The Ludlow Grundle Gopher aka TAMI Sexless. That will be enough to push him over the edge.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    April 19, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    Remember burp, tomorrow is Marathon Monday.
    If you try to drink on the marathon route Monday, you’re not a champion, “You’re actually an alcoholic like me. You’re putting people at risk.”
    Drinking during the race Monday would not be “a great accomplishment.”
    “You’re not going to be celebrated for it,” .“No one’s going to be clapping for you. And I would ask you not to do it.”

    • Put the liquor down Mahty
      April 19, 2020 at 5:22 pm

      Awkward. Should we tell the mayor???

      • Wear A Speedo Snd Stay 6 Feet Away
        April 19, 2020 at 5:28 pm

        Hes at the boathouse right now.

  • Sarah Silverman
    April 19, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    You wouldn’t do this in the hood you’re too scared of color. White men talking about white men can’t wait for all of you to be exposed for the oppressive racists and rapists that you are.

    • Jane Goodall
      April 19, 2020 at 5:18 pm

      The hood can be quite dangerous indeed.

    • Planet Of The Apes
      April 19, 2020 at 5:27 pm

      Dont look now theres a monkey on your back.
      Weneed reparations for covid yo.
      The only race that perpetually begs.

    • Terrell Suggs
      April 19, 2020 at 5:32 pm

      Warm weathers here.Bullets are already flying.
      10 year old girl shot last night in Wellesley….I mean Roxbury…

      • Snoop Dawg
        April 19, 2020 at 6:57 pm

        Color of covid summer begins yo

    • The Mind Is Like A Muscle
      April 19, 2020 at 5:38 pm

      A Capuchin Monkey fell through my sunroof while driving through
      Nubian Square today.Stole my Newports and jumped out the window.

  • Jordis
    April 19, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    I wonder if the travel ban will expose more local pervs? Many higher income child predators are said to travel overseas to take advantage of third world discretion. Just a thought…

  • juror seven esq.
    April 19, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    Off topic, but what happened to the $15.99 water story from Rhode Island? I can’t find it.

  • only is stow
    April 19, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    i sure think he is a dick. 6?. this chief is going to have to walk around with a mask on!

  • Playing with fire
    April 19, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    Fitchilante needs to think about his own safety, the Stuttering John approach isn’t smart. It’s crazy how close he gets physically to strangers who are there to rape. When the predator realizes their cornered they can become dangerous. Eventually one of these predators will pull a weapon and and go wild.

    • Klow
      April 19, 2020 at 4:33 pm

      I am sure this fine public servant was just going to offer the young lad a ride to Carcosa to honor the Yellow King.
      Dark to Light

  • Cheddah
    April 19, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    If there’s one thing I learned from this site, it’s that western MA is filled with some creepy, weird ass motherfuckers…

    • Mike List
      April 19, 2020 at 3:46 pm

      Stow is not Western Ma

      • 5150_Mike
        April 19, 2020 at 3:48 pm

        But from Revere Stow is next to California sooo how u splain that shit?

      • Cheddah
        April 19, 2020 at 4:22 pm

        Fahk.. anything 15 minutes west outside of Dot might as well be kehd..

  • Rockets Redglare
    April 19, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    Posted on YT now…

  • John Podesta
    April 19, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    He’s welcome to join our next Hillary fundraiser. We will provide him with pizza, extra cheese and pasta. Maps will be plentiful.

  • Curious George
    April 19, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Am I the only one who is worried for the safety of the Predator Poacher here? The cops will look the other way when he’s exposing sex offenders. When it’s one of THEM??? I have to say I’m scared for this dude.

    Am I wrong?

    • Mike List
      April 19, 2020 at 3:48 pm

      Your comment is quite silly. To think the Police are going to do anything to the poachers becasue they bagged a Police Chief, your an idiot. I promise you any Police Officer who sees this will be disgusted. Real nice to bash cops because of this dirt bag, its people like you that make cops cynical!

      • randiguy2006
        April 19, 2020 at 5:39 pm

        Yeah, cops never protect other cops. Never. Ever. Who ever would think of such a thing!

  • Ozzy
    April 19, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    I’m sure he’s been doing this on a regular basis.

    • Michael Collings
      April 19, 2020 at 4:39 pm

      I agree, most good cops would be absolutely disgusted by this type of behavior.

      • randiguy2006
        April 19, 2020 at 5:45 pm

        There are no good cops. Good cops quit.

  • Uncle kraft
    April 19, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    I love this jewish country and little Chinese boys.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    April 19, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Unfortunately I’m not surprised one bit.. I’ve been saying for years how corrupt the police are in that little town.. Some of them are best buddies with Stows finest Meth dealers. They are like little puppets.

    • Kinda Townie
      April 20, 2020 at 11:57 am

      Meth dealers, huh? Spent a lot of time on the hard streets of Stow, have you? Can’t say I’ve ever seen anyone breaking bad there myself but I’ve lived there long enough to have had dealings with both this pedo AND his replacement and if you think that pedo is bad news, wait ’til you get a load of his replacement. Thraen is as bad as the day is long. Ask former Chief Trefry (a GREAT guy) why he’s no longer chief. Too much cronyism. I saw an earlier poster make mention of how the good ones always bail. Too true (Trefry). But I gotta give Sallese his kudos. Always treated me with dignity and LISTENED. I’ve seen a lot of wrong in that town over the decades (on BOTH sides of the badge) but there’s far more right with it.

      • I See Dumb People
        I see dumb people
        April 23, 2020 at 3:29 pm

        How nice it must be to be so sure that the stow cops dont have atleast 2 officers whom pick up and drive one of the biggest meth dealers to make his exchanges under the guise they are driving him to ” estimates” as a favor for his wealthy mommy.. Seen it fist hand and heard the maggot brag about it to anyone who would listen with my own ears ” i got the stow pigs in my pocket” what’s sad is he is very correct he calls they jump to ” help him out” the kid is a maggot and so are his little corrupt cop buddies.. Hell i even commented many many blogs ago about the corruption in that little town.. There is definitely a very well known meth dealer disguised as a rich twats son supplying stow and all the surrounding towns with the new improved drug of choice for other scumbags all while operating a ” business” and ripping many different people off left and right for thousands of dollars thinking he’s untouchable because his corrupt cop buddies won’t arrest him on his default and capias warrants after he’s found guilty in a court of law and ordered to pay thousands he stole back to an innocent victim.. Guess what though.. Times running out for all these one is above the law forever

  • juror seven esq.
    April 19, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    According to public records this pedo was collecting a yearly salary, 2018, of $129,834.00 from the town of Stow.

    • Snarky Pete
      April 19, 2020 at 4:51 pm

      He blew $129,834?? That’s more than 14. Hehehe

  • Chris Hansen
    April 19, 2020 at 2:15 pm

    Why don’t you have a seat..

  • Hat Trick
    April 19, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Rapist, pedophile, fag. Stows Finest.

  • juror seven esq.
    April 19, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    I understand that Stow is beyond the Telegram’s circulation territory, but do you think they’ll have anything on this? Stow is about the halfway point between Worcester and Boston. In Middlesex County. DA Joe Early won’t be involved. So it will be minimally covered by the Worcester rag. Stay on top of this turtleboy,

    • Deep Throat
      April 19, 2020 at 2:27 pm

      After I read this story On Turtleboy around 11am I quickly started my own investigation.
      -I first Googled “Stow Ma Police Chief “ nothing came up.
      -Switched over to FB to find The Stow Police FB group. Could not find it. (they must have taken it down)
      – The Stow Fire Departments FB group was up though.
      -Next I moved over to the “Stow Independent” (the local paper) FB group and low and behold they have posted this..
      . From the town of Stow:
      On Saturday, April 18, 2020, representatives of the State Police met with Stow Police Chief Ralph “Rusty” Marino at the Stow police department. After that meeting, Chief Marino placed himself on indefinite administrative leave and named Sgt. Darren Thraen as Acting Chief. Chief Marino has been relieved of all duties.

      The Town of Stow and its police department will cooperate fully in any investigation of Chief Marino or any other matters. There is no reason to believe that the activities being investigated involve or concern the operations of the Stow Police Department. We refer all inquiries to the State Police.

      NOTE: The Independent is following up on the announcement and will bring additional information in as it becomes available.

      But in the comment section Turtle Riders were already giving links Turtleboy. Keep up the Good work Uncle

      • juror seven esq.
        April 19, 2020 at 3:44 pm

        Long weekend with the Monday holiday. First court appearance will be Tuesday. Just enough time to submit his retirement papers. More than likely he’ll opt to take a lump sum for his unused sick time and earned vacation time. Efforts will be made to get charges reduced to a level that he won’t have to register as a sex offender. He wasn’t looking for sex, only attempting to guide an at risk teen towards help.
        I’m wondering if he is married. Going to say divorced.

  • Snarky Pete
    April 19, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    His nickname is Rusty. As in Rusty Trombone???

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 19, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    If he said his dick is 6 inches it’s really 4. No one brags about having a six inch dick.

    • Charlie Baker
      April 19, 2020 at 6:53 pm

      If I had a 6 inch dick I would brag about it.

  • Honky Tormentor
    April 19, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Wow what a pig. And I don’t mean that in the sense that he’s a cop!

  • whatevuh
    April 19, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    I will never understand why a grown man is interested in a little boy’s wiener

    • Red Flag!
      April 19, 2020 at 2:14 pm

      You obviously need mandatory sensitivity training. Your cisgendered, toxic masculinity, white privilege, eurocentric view of the world is what’s wrong here.

  • capone181
    Donald Duck
    April 19, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    Like Einstein said, the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

  • Jordis
    April 19, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    This is why we needed a plague.

  • Sandusky Breath
    April 19, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    Does a young lad good to get out and get some fresh air.What could
    be better than throwing the ol’ pigskin around with Forrest Jerr?

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    April 19, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    I think the chief is going to be doing the pokey shuffle shortly.

  • John Wayne Gacy
    April 19, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    Wonder if he knows how to pour a decent foundation?

  • Give’ em hell Harry
    April 19, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    Can you at least wait until he’s tried before a firing squad is lined up? If convicted throw the book at the perv.

    • The Bomb Squad
      April 19, 2020 at 1:45 pm

      No. No. No.

      Fire away fuckers. He’s guilty. No need to wait. I mean he didn’t wait to rush to meet a 14 year old boy, did he? Did he wait to message with a 14 year old boy while a 2 year old was missing? Did he wait to find a person of legal age? NO, no he didn’t.

      Screw the firing squad. The bomb squad just got called in.

  • M H
    April 19, 2020 at 11:51 am

    Stow police department is extremely corrupt. The “Acting” police chief Darren Thraen likes to falsely arrest people and has many civilian complaints. A big story is brewing here.

    • M H
      April 19, 2020 at 1:09 pm

      Got a thumbs down. Thank you “Chief” Thraen! You are a disgrace.

      • Concerned Taxpayer
        April 20, 2020 at 1:11 am

        I completely agree! This $h!t bag licensed me with a Class A LTC advising me as the bona-fide ‘licensing authority’ I could legally move to Stow, MA with the weapons I owned and had insured when I relo-‘d there with work. I even wrote a letter to the Chief stating I wished to comply with all the laws and regulations of MA and wanted to be in compliance prior to bringing a weapon into the state. Six years later, Sgt. ‘S’ relicensed me and also said I was good-to-go – still not wanting to review my weapons, receipts, or paperwork on them. Chief ‘M’, (Lieutenant
        at the time) ends up arresting me for possessing assault weapons and high capacity magazines that my Class A LTC permitted. The very ones they directly told me I could lawfully possess. That entire department is full of corrupt $h!tbirds… but Chief ‘M’ takes the cake with this! The entire department needs an overhaul and I hope it is scrutinized closely.

        • Stow-Away
          April 20, 2020 at 8:09 am

          LOL tell the rest of the story asshole. I’m very familiar with it.

  • Josh Abrams
    April 19, 2020 at 11:44 am

    This is why these people need to be audited!

  • Josef Fritzl
    April 19, 2020 at 11:39 am

    What a sicko! Who does stuff like this?

    • Stow's Finest
      April 19, 2020 at 2:17 pm

      The Stow Police Chief for one and some guy at Target named Dominique for another.

  • Southie changed I didn’t
    April 19, 2020 at 11:35 am

    Time to end this lockdown. I can’t go out and get a fucking haircut, sit at the bar and enjoy a beer, have to stand in line at market basket but this fucking pervert with a badge is out trying to suck a 14 year olds cock

    • Duke of Dorchester
      April 19, 2020 at 11:53 am

      The Chief is an Essential Cocksucker

      • whatevuh
        Larry the Cable Guy
        April 19, 2020 at 12:13 pm

        I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there !

      • Barry Horowitz
        April 19, 2020 at 1:32 pm

        Duke, I give you permission to steal my gimic. Pat yourself on the back

  • Pelosis Heroes
    April 19, 2020 at 11:32 am

    He gets to keep his pension like any good democratic public servant.

    • How Many
      April 19, 2020 at 2:10 pm

      If Stow Police Chief, Ralph “boy rapist” Marino retires before being convicted he will probably keep his pension. Silly chief, sex with 14 year old boys is for hot married female school teachers.

  • Former Stow Police Chief
    April 19, 2020 at 11:26 am

    What? No “going away” pizza party???

    • Jeffrey Dahmer
      April 19, 2020 at 11:28 am

      Lets do lunch sometime.

  • Wow, wow, wow
    April 19, 2020 at 11:25 am

    Wow, wow, wow, as a former employer of mine used to say. The Fitchilantes walk on water! TB, thanks for posting this and their YT link.

    Sadly, one of my first thoughts is to imagine how many desperate political strings are being pulled, er, yanked, frantically. Debts and other IOU’s called, threats screamed at higher ups — “If I go down, you go down” (think how many buried bodies, literally, this guy knows about). Damage control consultants naming their price. But never let a crisis go to waste — I wonder whether opportunists like Rachel Rollins have offered their help in exchange for??? Let’s hope the victim isn’t “disappeared.”

    • WTF
      April 19, 2020 at 11:28 am

      There is no victim. Can’t you read???

      • Pictures only
        April 19, 2020 at 1:17 pm

        No, I’m here only for the pictures.

      • Look over your shoulder
        April 19, 2020 at 3:56 pm

        There most certainly is a “victim” here, albeit hypothetically — the videographer. If he/she/they aren’t looking over their shoulder 24/7, they may well disappear. Lighten up.

    • Mike List
      April 19, 2020 at 3:53 pm

      Relax, the guy is a Police Chief in a goofy little town, christ he isnt a Clinton, hes a scumbag though. Rachaell Rollins is a piece of shit, glad she isnt our DA. Good luck with that!

  • 8 inch night stick
    April 19, 2020 at 11:19 am

    I always knew those hard ass cops who act tough are all gay pedophiles

    • Josh Abrams
      April 19, 2020 at 11:52 am

      Me too!

      • 8in NS
        April 19, 2020 at 4:42 pm

        We all know you’re a pedophile Josh, but jeez you don’t have to brag about it

  • Pogo The Clown
    April 19, 2020 at 11:10 am

    Will he get a pension?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 19, 2020 at 11:17 am

      If he was a state trooper he’d probably get a raise

  • Michael Collings
    April 19, 2020 at 11:08 am

    He’s eating the barrel of his gun in 3..2..1

    • Yup
      April 19, 2020 at 11:23 am

      Guaranteed. No way he can go to prison. He’d be dead in the first 5 minutes.

    • Boston Irish
      Barney Frank
      April 19, 2020 at 1:27 pm

      Let’s hope he gives his gun oral

    • WeRFucked
      April 20, 2020 at 8:02 am

      How long is the barrel of a .44 Magnum? Think the chief can deep throat it?

      Fuck him – I hope he sticks it up his ass & pulls the trigger.

  • Carol Baskin
    April 19, 2020 at 11:07 am

    I wonder if he’ll use the “I was just meeting the child to be a mentor” defense most of these guys use.

    • Sandusky Breath
      April 19, 2020 at 11:15 am

      “I was just meeting the child to be a mentor”

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    April 19, 2020 at 11:04 am

    This is fantastic!

  • Eugene
    April 19, 2020 at 11:03 am

    This is the same POS you have too go to on bended knee too get your LTC.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 19, 2020 at 10:59 am

    Sad that this dude thought with his dick. Now he’s lost it all. Should have stuck to his hand and a good imagination

  • The Hardly Brothers
    April 19, 2020 at 10:51 am

    I’ve got a raging clue

    • jobrienxxx176
      April 19, 2020 at 5:09 pm

      I’m gonna shoot clue goo all over Joe

  • Hard Working Mother
    April 19, 2020 at 10:48 am

    Nothing worse than a lecher disguised as a must-trust member of society. Right up there with parish priests.

    • Paul Shanley
      April 19, 2020 at 10:53 am


      • Satan
        April 19, 2020 at 11:22 am

        Hi Paul.How have you been?

        • Paul Shanley
          April 19, 2020 at 11:32 am

          Hi Satan.Not bad.

      • Father Mahan
        April 19, 2020 at 11:34 am

        Little boys are the best

  • hartf811
    Ouch that’s so true
    April 19, 2020 at 10:44 am

    Confirms the connection between small town cops, guns and penis size.

    • Deep Seeded Jealousy
      April 19, 2020 at 1:02 pm

      Let’s be realistic. You failed the test right?

      • hartf811
        Ouch that so true
        April 19, 2020 at 5:24 pm

        I passed!
        Chewing gum and walking. Pretty easy I thought.
        Nifty activity belt.
        But I turned them down as the pay wouldn’t cover my parking monthly rent in my building.
        Proud graduate you?

    • Thin Blue Vein
      April 19, 2020 at 2:21 pm

      That’s just plain mean, cops are all issued the same size guns.

  • Sandusky Breath
    April 19, 2020 at 10:40 am

    Whats the problem?

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