A couple years ago we introduced you to Carmen Figueroa, a Hampshire College hog o’ cheese who attacked a basketball player from another school during a game for wearing braids in her hair while being white.
Figueroa, 20, approached the players after the game and demanded that at least one player remove braids from her hair, according to court records. Figueroa apparently decided the braids amounted to “cultural appropriation” because a Central Maine player who had the braids was white. The white Central Maine player with braided hair opted not remove the braids and tried to leave the building. In response, police say, Figueroa attacked her by pulling her braided hair so hard she fell to the ground. Once the unidentified player was on the ground, Figueroa allegedly kicked her and stepped on her.
A second Central Maine tried to intervene, but Figueroa was having none of it. Figueroa “grabbed her by the head and threw her to the ground,” according to court documents obtained by the Daily Hampshire Gazette. Coaches tried to restrain Figueroa as she tried to wallop the players. Figueroa “was screaming swears and racial slurs” at the players by this time because of her rage about “cultural appropriation,” according to court documents.
She’s also a mother from Brooklyn, who has the privilege of taking time off from being a parent in order to attend a school that doesn’t give grades and costs over $60,000 a year.
She violently attacked multiple white women for being white. If the player was black and had that same hairstyle she would not have done it. That should make this a hate crime. And on top of that she fought the entire team and had to be dragged out by the police like the savage she is.
In a sane world this laardvark would be expelled. But there’s nothing sane about Hampshire College. It’s not a real school, which is why they’re broke and going out of business. And we never found out what happened to her until I read an article in Masslive today about Hampshire’s graduation, and look who was featured:
The Queen Cheesehog herself. Despite the fact that she’s a “marginalized” person, and thus would be treated unfairly by the school and the courts, she still managed to NOT get kicked out of school after violently assaulting guests from another school because of the color of their skin.
This is why you should laugh, and laugh, and laugh some more the next time you hear someone mention white privilege. It’s the most easily debunked nonsense social justice warriors have ever come up with. This wild animal should be caged, and at the very least permanently banned from campus. Instead she’s posing for pictures for Masslive as she gets handed the most valueless piece of paper a person can obtain – a degree from Hampshire College.
Seriously, check out the freak show parade at their graduation:
Of course there’s a dude in drag who doesn’t bother shaving or doing anything else that an actual woman does, while claiming that he’s a woman.
This is your typical graduation day attire on campus:
Go to a clown college, dress like a clown.
And the graduation speaker was everything you imagined she would be and more:
Erika Hart recounted her own experience after graduating college, describing myriad instances of discrimination, sexism and racism – and one of her first jobs working on a luxury liner, when her boss said she must salute the ship’s captain whenever she encounters him on the boat. She refused, and thus extended a journey already begun in search of individual, and social, and economic, justice – imploring the graduates to say what needs to be said, to whoever, in the moment.
“What the hell am I going to do next,” Hart said, recalling the stress she felt right after graduation – formulating that discomfort as “a capitalist induced anxiety.”
So what does she do now?
Hart began her speech saying: “I want to recognize the black people that have been pushed out of Amherst.” She referred to New York City – where she works as a sex educator for Kindergarten through 5th grade students – as “the most segregated school system.”
A sex educator of Kindergarteners. Of course.
Hart told the graduating class that “white-supremacist capitalism expects you to pull yourself up by the bootstraps” and that “educational institutions” will do many things “to claim credit for your success.” Prior to concluding, she addressed, in a general way, blacks and then whites, saying first: “your worth is not measured by your production,” then asking: “how are you using your white privilege?”
She lectured a graduating class about white privilege. A class that included a Latina woman who had the privilege of not being expelled after attacking several white women because of the color of their skin. Naturally this went over well because it was Hampshire College:
During the roaring applause, a man attending the graduation shouted: “thank you, thank you for keeping it real.”
Sorry kids, but there’s nothing real about a degree from Hampshire College. Every single one of you just got conned into $200K worth of debt for a useless piece of paper. The only thing college taught you was how to cry about being a victim. But at the end of the day this oppressive capitalist system isn’t going anywhere, so you can either listen to the idiots like this graduation speaker, or be an adult and realize that you can overcome the four years of brainwashing you just had to endure by embracing the fruits of capitalism.
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