This Is Carmen Figueroa – The Hampshire College Cheesehog Who Attacked A White Chick Playing Basketball Because Her Braids Were Cultural Appropriation
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Earlier today we published this blog about a Hampshire College student named Carmen Figueroa, who was arrested for going up to a white woman playing basketball for a competing school during a game, demanding that she take out braids because it was a cultural appropriation, and then pulled her down by her hair and kicked the shit out of her when she refused. She also raised over $2,000 with this GoFundMe so she could go take a vacation to Thailand and play with elephants.
Anyway, if you wanna read about our take on how stupid the whole concept of cultural appropriation is, then just read the blog. Because it’s ridiculous and we don’t even need to go through all that again. But previously we couldn’t find this chick’s Facebook because there’s a million Carmen Figueroa’s from Brooklyn. Luckily a turtle rider sent it to us this afternoon, and she is every single bit of the cheesehog we dreamed she would be and more. The only thing she hates more than cultural appropriation is apparently exercise.
She has mastered the art of the duckface selfie:
She’s big into the dog filter
Here she is hanging out with some of Thailand’s world famous tranny hookers:
But hey, at least she got to ride some elephants, paid for by white guilt:
A Latino woman riding an Asian elephant and complaining about white people appropriating culture. Can’t make this stuff up.
Speaking of appropriating African-American culture, she also likes to use the n word when bragging about her elephant tattoo:
She was one of the students we blogged about last year who were demanding that the school cancel classes and expel students who they were falsely accusing of rape:
Oh, and in the least surprising news over, she’s reproduced.
Yup. A woman who has the time to go to college three hours from home while presumably abandoning her son for someone else to take care of. This person is the arbiter of moral justice in Amherst. She decides what is offensive and you don’t listen to her she will attack you by the hair. Great role model for her kid.
You might be asking yourself – what’s the point of this blog Turtleboy? Simple – public shaming. Hampshire College is a plague. It’s out of control and it needs to be destroyed with fire. They train an army of SJW thugs who think their cause is so righteous that physical intimidation is a fair way to silence people who disagree with them. It’s not. And we need to teach them that.
More than anything, this woman needs to be charged with a hate crime and suspended from school. She was leading the charge last year to expel students who hadn’t been arrested for a crime. But she’s actually been arrested, she committed her crime in front of lots of people, and she did so to the other girl because the color of her skin didn’t match the hairstyle on her head. That’s racial prejudice. That’s discrimination. That’s a hate crime. Turtleboy has had it with these people and we’re not playing nice-nice any longer.
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