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I blogged this yesterday morning on that Plymouth assbag I had nicknamed “Blue Shirt,” who was a CO at Plymouth County Correctional, after he picked a fight with a stout dude I had nicknamed “Green Shirt.”
Here is the video in case you missed it.
You can read the blog from yesterday HERE:
Blue Shirt’s name is Eric Weibrecht. Just as I suspected he’s a needle-dick badge-chaser who has been working for PCC, which is technically under the Plymouth County Sheriff’s Department, for the last ten years. Guess that career is over! Whoooooopsiedooooodle! (You cunt.)
The Cliche Screaming White Lady featured in the video is his wife Lynne Weibrecht. She’s like 15 years older than her choad-looking bridegroom. She also has weird hands. They almost look like the should be covered in fur or something. Yeesh. She’s going to have to use those things to give a lot of rub and tugs to make up for that lost income, eh?
The real star of the show was Green Shirt, whose real name is Harold Pratt, a man that was perfectly capable of beating Eric in to a bloody pulp, but showed incredible restraint. Harold doesn’t have a Facebook but he wants to scrote-punch the kid who put him on the Internet.
Oh Cement Head, I hope you’re on my side if I ever get in to a bar fight.
I was right on some of my theories about what happened here. Harold, who lives right where the fight took place, was driving down the street when Eric and Lynne walked in front of his car. Harold pulled in his nearby driveway and went about his business. Needle-dick decides he was real mad about his inability to look both ways and walked over to Harold’s house to confront him.
Now, from what we have learned about Harold is that he has a heart of gold, fixes cell phone towers, and grew up kicking asses and taking names. His nickname is “cement head” and is basically a legend in these-here parts for not taking any shit. People said that he is one of the toughest SOB’s they’ve ever met. So, Eric thought he was “the man” because he probably failed the police exam once, had ten years worth of CO training, and that he could handle Harold. Eric was VERY wrong.
- So, Eric was the one who almost got himself hit by a car.
- Eric is the one that walked over to Harold’s house.
- Eric is the one who threw the first punch against a man nicknamed “cement head.”
- Eric is the one who got his ass kicked, and when he went down like the bitch he is, played dirty by spraying pepper spray in Harold’s eyes.
- Eric was the one who walked away crying because he had just committed assault and battery.
- Eric probably doesn’t have his cushy $65k a year job anymore.
- Eric has been arrested.
- Eric, is a pussy fucking asshole that had spent his entire career thinking he was a hard-ass and had to learn the hard way that his dick was the smallest EVER.
- Eric, and his second belly button, suck.
So, I look forward to having Eric serving me my delish vanilla Frosty from Wendy’s in the near future because he is a pussy failure, who gave up everything, to get his ass kicked. Sucker. I’ll take it large. Which I know is new to you. 😉
36 Comment(s)
Real co i have to laugh if you think for one moment any thing you say makes me angry. Ive never been raped if you tell me the prison not even the prison cause i understand you have a job to protect .so tell me the county and ill tell you who i am so that way you and all your friends can google search me matter of fact run my cori and im willing to bet my left lung you will have a holy shit moment. from that statement you must know the phrase been there done that right . Everything your talking about is complete horse shit that the doc puts to the general public to make them afraid of people who has done time . I dont generalize nothing i can admit there are some good co but if you cant side with whats right then your no better .what i mean by that is if you see a fellow co beating the shit out of a prisoner and that prisoner was to report it ,report that you witness the abuse you would deny the fact of what you saw . So you might be a great co but until you can see people as people regardless of the poor choices theyve made in life then your just as bad as the co who crave power. Its people who turn a blind eye that makes living hell. Not realizing that your creating a monster that will be released back into society .doc treat people that way purposely its called job sercurity i get it .this free enterprise that you refer to is a jail house store ,drugs big deal someone gives two for one its called options. You have the option to get your self involved with jail house politics . Drugs get into the prison from guards who aint happy with their 16 a hour pay check so greed takes over and in some cases vists is how drugs get in the prison . Gangs exist because violence exist most prison are ran by gangs not by co’s .most problems in prison are solved by gang memebers not by co’s .so while you have the people confused im not i know you are a over paid baby sitter . Who whenever the opportunity arises cry about being under paid over if the tax payers knew just how easy your job is . Stop playing off of society fear of violences because the reality of it all is untrue . Its nothing like the movies so tell me real co which kiddy camp are you from ? And please dont say dartmouth. At least be a state correctional officer shirley max ,or a fed co msp big sandy ,adx if you aint worked at some of these places then your job is a cake walk . Fyi i will never be mad over a debate with a guy idk nor who knows me .this is fun but thanks for the concern
I no longer live in MA, I’m in NC and I have taken the side of an inmate at times because right is right. I’m not a part of the good old boy club but you stated 99.9% are like this. I agree some can be Dickson but that 99.9 isn’t true and as for gangs running prison, can’t speak for MA but in NC they are in control of certain aspects. Your right we don’t know each other but to call my job cake walk is absurd. In NC to gang rank in Bound for Glory or Folk you need to assault an officer. This is unprovoked and happens a lot. I’ve been a first responder for fires, assaults, overdoses, stabbings ectopic. I’ve gotten teeth knocked out and have had shit thrown on me. Is that a cake WALK? MAyre it’s different in MA then NC.
Mr mister glad to have a debate without but Thurs people then. If you know the job so well you also know aside from CO bringing in drugs it comes in over the fence, through mail and visitation as well. Gangs exist in prison as an extension of outside activity. They run their sets from behind walls, move product around, give orders and exploit weaker inmates. When an inmate orders a buck fifty on a rival I don’t see how this is gang stopping violence in prison.
Recently here in NC one of our sgts. Got beat to death by a fire extinguisher. She was a 29 year old mother. Look up Sgt Callahan and tell me my job isn’t hard, that we aren’t over paid. Read about how in NC every 8 hours an officer is assaulted and we are short staffed causing more stress. You have no idea so don’t pretend. As for your job I could care less. If your a director of prisons or a politician I could care less because you don’t work in where we work. It’s whatever I guess, I’m used to being called the bad guy because of a career choice.
If what you say is true then as a man i will apologize to you .because maybe you are a good one and by what you say it seem as if you dont have to lie . You say your in nc that means you deal with allot gkb and GD those are the biggest gangs in the carolinas , i played against a few guys that went to wsu i lived on 23rd and cherry in winston/salem if your in corrections then you must know about 23rd and cherry small town but crazy the carolinas are tuff .so salute to you for having to courage to do what most people in your position wouldnt .thats what makes your job dangerous .its easy to gain the respect of a con esp when they know your not like the rest of the people you work with . If people want crime to stop it starts in prison .when you treat people like shit for years then let them back on the streets their mind set is fuck it and because they couldnt do nothing to that co who bothered them their whole bid .they take that anger out on someone else and its messed up but it happens .so its cool to meet someone who actually does his job and not let his job do him by becoming a power monster that so many co become. thanks again for letting it be known
Thanks man, i know the area, the flatlands are bad. It does suckered that certain officers ruin it for the rest. I grew up in Brockton and I know a lot about respect which I carried with me in the prison. My prison is mostly divided by UBN and Folk. It’s a crazy culture man. I do understand your point too.
Real co call me what you want .what laws do you enforce ? Cmr aint law its jail house rules and regulation and inmate rights that the majority of you clowns violate everyday . So never compare what you do as the same as real police . As for me sticking up for child molestors im not so dont try and make this about me advocating for the worst type of criminals. Any one who robs a person of their free will and joy is scum ie rapist co’s etc etc not all people are the same but yet in your eyes and other co’s they are. So like i said never confuse what you do as important as what real police do .anyone can do your job not allot can be real police.real police solve real crime prevent real crime co’s on the other hand dont solve shit dont prevent shit if anything .yall enforce the rules and reguation of the prison and some of yall cant even do that right and the only reason you say blue shirt needs his nose broke is cause he got caught on camera ,if he didnt then you and your fellow officers would be in full support of this jerk off . Nice try at making me a ripper lover. Gotta go its count time co
Mr. Mister you are so angry. Is that because I triggered you? Were you bullied by a CO? Awwww, that anal leakage from the gang rape in the cell block should go away in time. You’re right, we don’t uphold laws except to prevent inmates from killing each other, gang members carrying out illegal enterprises and enter a block of 50 inmates alone with just paper spray. Of course not all inmates are bad, I get along with plenty of them and like I said you are either an ex con or a hug a thug, either way come back and talk to me when you get some pubes. I find it hilarious that you say not everybody is the same and then you say in the eyes of all COs they are so it looks like you are making a broad generalization, not me. Go on care bare, ill bring you the hygiene pack later so you can trade it for Top Ramen and pay the real convicts who run your block. If you don’t pay with food it will be your ass and you know it.
also Mr. Mister, detectives solve crimes, police enforce laws. CO’s enforce laws as well as rules and regulations which are bound by law. Maybe do some research before you pretend to be an expert.
You say anyone who robs a person of their joy is scum…. isn’t that what you’re all doing to blue shirt? The guy clearly did something stupid, but why ruin his life over it? Must be nice to be perfect.
It’s obvious you’ve been locked up and are bitter. Try not being a scumbag. It’s only your fault. Not the guys doing their jobs babysitting adult children who can’t figure life out.
I’m thinking cement head eats pepper spray for breakfast. Shit didn’t even phase him.
This guy gives CO’s a bad name. I’ve been a CO for several years and I must say that your condescending remark which insinuates that all CO’s are cop rejects. This isn’t true. I have never wanted to be a cop and I chose to work in a close custody facility for years and I assure you that its no cake walk. I’ve never let the “badge” go to my head but the “wannabe cop” stereotype insinuates that we are akin to babysitters. Have you ever watched one of your best friends get stabbed several times? Have you ever had to enter a cell covered in shit with a guy armed and have to extract him? Have you ever lost any teeth or needed to walk with a cane because of the many uses of force one finally got you? Maybe, but I doubt it. We are law enforcement and the police catch them and then I deal with their fucking asses for the next twenty years. For a website who claims they support police and law enforcement you seem critical of CO’s. This guy is a royal piece of shit and I am all for Cement Head in this video, I wish he did break this guy’s fucking face and knock him down a peg, but many CO’s aren’t like this and we certainly aren’t all police exam failures. I may have just taken your comments wrong and this is entirely possible but I just figured I’d add my two cents.
And there you have it all of you cops i mean co’s minus the p have control issues i get it pal ,but this aint the matrix so take it down a bit. Your on the job exprience seems mighty fine but i didnt need you to put up your work history. All i was saying was 99.9 % of you guys are dick heads for no reason.you out of many might be that nice guy right? Doubt it your responce to my comment tells me all that i need to know .when they run up in a inmates cell your in the back of the move team ,so breath little billy there will be more inmates to bully come sunrise and if your lucky you just might see your pal blue shirt roaming the corridors of prison near you. then you can show him what a lovable hugable cop i mean co minus the p you really are. until then my friend relax take steroids i hear it taste great with water or wine cant remember. But either way stop being a super hero leave that for the real cops …. face the music blue shirt is a loser and your his spokeman real MVP broham!! Bye bye small fry
Hey real co another thing there is a difference between majority and all .thought you might want to know that in case it was a question on the cop exam . Cant have our fellow boys in blue not listening and/or assuming oh wait thats what they do anyways .so f it youll make a great cop someday little timmy .if walmart had to hire mentally challenge, so will law inforcement .because every body deserves a chance to be somebody .so you ass hat keep up the good work tossing cells for to many bags of tang ,you will grow up to be boss hog someday,one day, just not today and tomorrow dont look good for you either .
hey Mr. Mister, apparently you are a narcissist and assumed I was talking to you but you’re wrong. My comment was to SSTG. Your comment didn’t even register as important, just verbal diarrhea about how much someone hates authority blah blah blah. People shit all over us all the time and thats fine, you are no different. Inmate lovers make me laugh.I love how people stick up for a man who fucks children over a CO these days. I work in a close custody facility which means 99.9 % are violent murderers, rapists and pedos, we are considered the bad guys. Many don’t have control issues, I never did anything like this, but being a little on edge all the time because you are greatly outnumbered by violent sociopaths on a daily basis can be understood. I can see from your response you clearly did time. I don’t judge others for their crimes because I’m not a judge, but it certainly makes sense why you defend inmate rights and belittle CO’s so much. Without us some of the most vile shitheads would be free. Let that sink into your thick head a bit. I get it, you hate authority, now grow up out of that 16 year old mind frame and get a job and follow the laws and then you won’t have to ever deal with us CO’s anymore.
also I said Blue shirt is a bitch, if you read my comment you would see that. I never stuck up for him I said I wished he got his nose broken. Before you get all excited and shoot in your pants read a comment fully. Have a good day and stay off the drugs.
I think COs have a harder and dangerous job than police officers. Yes, cops have a dangerous job, and I don’t want to minimize that or take away anything that they do. But the COs are the ones who are locked in facility their whole shift with hundreds of the worst of the worst criminals, and have to constantly watch look over their shoulders because many of these people have nothing to lose.
Both of these jobs are have their own set of difficulties, and at the end of the night they both have the same goal, to make it home every night.
Real CO, is prison like how they show it in the movies? Do they really hate the ones that hurt women and children, or is it even worse than I could possibly imagine?
My entire blog was specific to this one Jabroni. I have nothing but respect for the unbelievably thankless and dangerous job you guys do. I don’t usually comment on here but I wanted to make sure I clarified that.
Thanks SSTG I appreciate the reply and like I said I guess I read it wrong. This one guy is certainly a fucktard.
You’re very welcome. It was easy enough to clear up. I was speaking more to the type of person who gets in to any kind of law enforcement just because they have that need to be an authority figure. It’s like someone who is addicted to an adrenaline rush – only with being in charge. This guy gives anyone who is on the job for the right reasons a bad name.
Itsjustme the prison environment is certainly different. There is a gang culture which operates as a shadow government within the facility. Weaker inmates are pressured into sex, giving money, suit casing drugs or weapons, and paying rent to live in a block. Gangs have different ranking systems and in certain gangs, especially Aryan Brotherhood, Sons of the South, Bound for Glory and Folk Nation sets all require assault on a random officer as a final test to rank up. I am currently out of work due to an assault which was totally unprovoked. I got some teeth knocked out and have been struggling with neurological damage. Recently a sgt in our state got killed by an inmate who set a fire, pulled the fire extinguisher from her and beat her to death. As for the pedos having it rough or woman beaters, no. They usually resort to snitching or joining gangs in order to survive. If one brags about being a pedo, then their ass is handed to them. I just hate the division between police and CO’s. Both jobs are dangerous, vital, underpaid and selfless. I honestly hate total dicks like blue shirt because they give veteran officers a bad name.
SSTG I thought you were clear in both blogs that you respect CO’s but that this dickless wonder was an example of the ones who suck. Crystal Clear actually…
Majority of co’s have control issues ,they all think they are the real police ,real police think they’re loser . Good job green shirt . I know blue shirt wife is looking at him differently after this delightful event. Wouldnt be surprise if she spins the block later just to thank mr green shirt for making stupid blue shirt take it down a bit.its one thing to lose a fight in private ,but to lose one in front of your other half man someone put that guy on high alert he just might hang it up …..lmffao
Dumb enough to put where he works n what he does on fb. Yup. Big pussy without the CLOTH badge? Yup. Whackerism is a disease haha
Fucking idiots like this give legit COs a bad name…. Sadly there are more whackers than the outside world knows. Keep an eye on this story though. Dude should lose his job but the good ol boy club runs deep.
Big Harold should be the co or cop, he has self control and confidence in heated situations, too many insecure young men looking for a badge to be somebody. Hate to see anyone lose their job including Eric “the dick” but young Eric is better suited to be a smart-ass TSA pat-em-down feel-em-up make-em miss their flight worker or passive-aggressive RMV worker.
Shit. Now who’s gonna suck me off and bring me my smokes? I hope it’s just paid leave cause I’m getting a nic fit something fierce.
kudos to green shirt for restraining himself , he would have been in world of shit had he caved in dicknoses face , as we know he’d go down as a great dad and husband and a pillar in the community, a costly procession wasting tax payer money .fuck him and his ilk .punkass wannabe cop.
Look at the pic where Blue Shirt aka BS is with his pals. Do they clone those wannabe cops? Even the guy in the background shaved his head. The biggest thing they say is “Do you know who I am?” All of them are bullies. All of them are assholes. Daddy gave a campaign contribution to get them a job. Remember that asshole at the strip joint? He said “Do you know who I am to the Salisbury cop and the cop said I don’t give a shit if you are the sheriff of Nottingham. That was a years worth of laughter.
Steven Stover-.great obscure reference!
Thank God for that pussynutter filming this,cause the CO probably would have begged for THIS outcome over what COULD have been.FACT!
I was thinking the same thing, I guarantee if it wasn’t filmed green shirt would have been the one arrested and not the cop. He should be thankful it was.
SSTG This is the best follow up ever…. Eric, read it and weep douchebag.
Weep some more you mean. 🙂
Typical CO, wants to be a cop, carries a gun and or pepper spray 24/7, and doesn’t know enough to keep a low profile…..thinks being a babysitter with a badge makes him a hard ass.
Note to self- good idea not to fuck with someone you know nothing about, and who happens to tower over you when your small dicked ego thinks you’re nose to nose with.
You don’t have to be a tough guy or a Rhodes scholar to know that there’s someone out there that’s a little tougher and crazier than you are…..or in this case, tougher or crazier than you think you are…..
Credit to the oversized gent that restrained this buzz cut wearing fuck stick and didn’t twist him in to a pretzel.
No reason to be out on a walk with your spouse and carrying pepper spray- unless you’re a complete douche at work and have released inmates looking for you that you fucked with inside. You’re a pussy and you know you have a target on your back.
Please, Please, Please don’t link everyone who works in corrections with this douche!!!!!!!