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The Ratchet Grinch Of Plumley Village Signed For Christmas Package Sent To Previous Tenant, Says She Dindu Nuffin Despite Receipts From UPS Showing She Did


Reader email: I have someone that needs to be exposed and need your help. She is currently a resident at my old address and I had some packages delivered, but they delivered them to my old address where she resides. I went with the cops to her house because she signed off on them, but she claims she didn’t sign them off and that she doesn’t have them. I have proof from UPS saying they were signed off with her last name by someone in her home. Her name is Lizbeth Cardona, and she lives in Plumley Village with her 2 kids and so called boyfriend, and he is not on her lease either

Normally I don’t do stories like this because it’s a he said, she said situation. But this emailer brought receipts with the woman’s name on it.


The story seems to check out because it’s woman’s old address, and I have had this happen to me before when I don’t change the address associated with my debit card. In the issue of fairness we reached out to both Lizbeth and her boyfriend on Facebook but neither has gotten back to us. Perhaps they’re busy doing his and her’s bathroom selfies for the holidays.


This is obviously an incredibly shitty thing to do, and it’s the least surprising thing to ever happen in Plumley Village. I’d rather live in a ratchet’s asshole than anywhere near that God forsaken place.

Lizbeth’s Facebook nickname is “get the ya yo,” so you know she’s a classy broad.

And from comments I’ve seen even her own uncle said she deserves everything that’s coming to her for being a ratchet grinch.

Luckily the community came together and helped her out, so her kids will be visited by Santa this year. The Worcester Police deal with murders and shitheads all day long, so I get why they wouldn’t invest a lot of time investigating someone signing for a package that didn’t belong to them. So that’s where we come in, and a public shaming was just what the doctor ordered for Christmas.


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46 Comment(s)
  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    December 25, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    Dats what ima talkin bout bitch.
    Da joys of diversity every dam day yo.

  • Ratchesourous Rex
    December 25, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Yo I just KNEW she would be TB famous one day haha What goes around, comes back around in a blog by TB. When you pieces of cheap shit gon’ learn???????

  • Santa T.R. Claus
    December 24, 2019 at 6:14 am

    Yes, this little urchin would get the St. Nick Stick between the back pockets.
    Santa doesn’t tolerate gift thieves and he has no problem emptying his sugar plums into her butt guts and giving her the pink stocking treatment.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    December 24, 2019 at 4:58 am

    If it’s the same UPS driver who delivers to Mahomes’ bit of entitled snatch then the driver probably got a blowie off this bint too.

  • Silencio Dogood
    December 24, 2019 at 1:46 am

    Any mirror, anywhere, means a selfie opportunity to feed an undeserving ego. Ratchets believe in Facebook Stardom and become these entitled poseurs, deserving of whatever they can get their lazy, grubby hands on. Feliz Navidad… i really mean it.

    • Jimmybooms
      December 26, 2019 at 9:24 am

      A Benjamin Franklin reference to TB come on bro

  • Hunter Biden
    December 23, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    She gives great Blumpkins.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    December 23, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    Nope, wouldn’t. Hard pass.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    December 23, 2019 at 10:50 pm


  • Girth Brooks
    December 23, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    New England seems almost as fucked as California for being an illegal-harboring shithole.

  • Stunt Penis
    December 23, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    To be fair though UPS has been pulling some real shithead moves lately.

    I ordered a Christmas present for my wife which came adult signature required because it was over $1,000.

    My wife and I were sitting at a restaurant having lunch when I got the text message from UPS telling me my package had been delivered… signed for by me…. except… it wasn’t me who signed for it, because I was 10 miles away from my house having lunch.

    Suffice to say, we cut our lunch short, drove home quickly, and there was the package sitting on the front steps all nice and tidy waiting for someone to come by and swipe it.

  • Captain Trips
    December 23, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Talk to Walt from Breaking Bad and send her an exploding box of ricin powder

  • spics are scum
    December 23, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    Dirty spic warpig welfare leach. Boytoy definitely bats for both teams

    • Jack
      December 26, 2019 at 7:04 pm

      “La Raza” rules! Another jealous “Gringo”.

  • Abe Vigodas Ghost
    December 23, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    She is a 3 holer if I ever saw one.

    • Waxy
      December 25, 2019 at 11:29 pm

      A true ATM candidate.

  • Naughty
    December 23, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    Another idiot with sharpie eyebrows. You don’t steal from children. Karma is on its way douche

  • WeRFucked
    December 23, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    In Yo Yo’s mind it got delivered to her apartment, so it ain’t her problem. No big deal… insurance will pay for it.

    I’m sending her a bag of my feces. Sign for that you piece of shit welfare trash fugly bitch.

  • Get the Yay yo says the hispanic Courtney Love
    December 23, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    The widow likes to do cocaine on the taxpayers dime.Shocking.
    Nice eye brows.What a cunt.

    Trump 2020

  • Don’t Hate The Playa
    December 23, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    If the OP we’re resourceful they would just look on Craigslist and buy whatever hasn’t sold yet. They already know where to pick it up.

  • Crispy C
    December 23, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    Immigration status of these two?

    How much government help are they getting? God bless the USA and Democrats.

    Exciting time of the year as tomorrow people will be getting together singing Tranny Clause Is Coming to Town. And your kids hate you for making them hang out with such lowlifes. But gotta go along to stay PC and woke!

  • Alan Bohdiewicz
    AJ Alphonse
    December 23, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    In one of those pictures it looks she’s been smacked in the head.

  • Medford Pewter Pot
    December 23, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    Typical behaviors.What a cunt cyst.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 23, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    Hopefully her closet spic faggot of a boyfriend uses that ugly ass birthmark on her face as a target for the baseball bat.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    December 23, 2019 at 11:59 am

    What a douche. I’m sure she gargled with Vinegar and Water. The fuckin macho boyfriend, the fuckin Yah Yo shit…. Bathroom photosessions… All lead up to a Pig Bitch! Oink steal Christmas! Oink! My boyfriend’s a little dick. Oink! Thanks Massachusetts for paying my way!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    December 23, 2019 at 11:56 am

    Enough of the “Merry Christmas!” I find it extremely offensive! I along with my people celebrate Winter solstice. It’s a rather a somber remembrance day where we pay homage to our Cherokee ancestors who suffered on the “Trail of Tears” en route to our new homeland. In the evening we celebrate with dishes like “Cold Omelets with Crab Meat” and other delicacies handed down by our Spirit Ancestors.

    • Linda
      December 23, 2019 at 12:18 pm

      And 900.00 bottles of hooch.

  • True Story
    December 23, 2019 at 11:49 am

    I once received six kilos of Columbian cocaine through UPS and I just resealed the package and waited for MS-13 to show up and they paid me $1,000.00 for keeping their package safe.

  • hartf811
    Winston Churchill
    December 23, 2019 at 11:31 am

    “They are not sending their best”

  • Ghost Cowboy
    December 23, 2019 at 11:29 am

    Ghost Cowboy rode through Plumley Village once to empty the bowels behind the trading post. Tied up the roan mare to the hitchin post. Was gone all of 4 minutes. Returned and the saddle was gone, the metal shoes had been remove for scrapping at the local blacksmith shop, and the tail had been cut off for some hood ratchet to make some dreads. Never go there. No law and order in those parts. Hi Ho away.

    • Spic Tormentor
      December 23, 2019 at 11:32 am

      You faggot

      • T-rump
        December 23, 2019 at 12:21 pm

        I’m thinking that the only people you torment are with your words online because in real life you’d have your ass handed to you. Please get an extra large bottle of douche because you’re a big pussy. Really big. The biggest.

        • Real_Finn
          December 23, 2019 at 12:39 pm

          Need a tissue? If you’re going to cry – take it outside.

          Get Fucked,

        • Spic Tormentor
          December 23, 2019 at 12:49 pm

          I’m glad you’re offended. Let me know when your shift ends bagging groceries at price chopper and I will come meet up with you so you can “hand my ass to me”

        • Deval Patricks scrotum
          December 23, 2019 at 1:08 pm

          Get fucked load gobbler.

        • Deval Patricks scrotum
          December 23, 2019 at 1:22 pm

          T-rump.Why so angry?Is it because you might need to start working 20 hours a week for food stamps?

          Feliz Navidad
          Get fucked

          • Spic Tormentor
            December 23, 2019 at 1:30 pm

            I don’t know what I was thinking assuming this choader loader had a job. He’s obviously a drain on society

    • Dick GoZinya
      December 23, 2019 at 1:24 pm

      I don’t visit TBS for the stories so much but for the reader reactions to the stories. Many “people” have made me belly laugh. People such as Father O’Touchahan (God rest his soul), Finn, Dick Scratcher, Y and a few others.
      Now I don’t get the Ghost Cowboy shtick and he’s clearly not right in the head. Reading GC is like hearing a James Brown song and thinking, “what the fuck did he say”? But he’s harmless, not remotely offensive.
      So I wish all you turtle turds a joyous Christmas’ I you are a Happy Holidays type I offer you a “Finnism”.

      Get Fucked

    • juror seven esq.
      December 23, 2019 at 7:14 pm

      Ghost Cowboy, not from around here. Back in the day a horse left unattended that close to Shrewsbury St. would end up as braciole.

  • bigdaddy
    December 23, 2019 at 11:26 am

    so called boyfriend, and he is not on her lease – biggest scam going these ratchets live with their sperm donors and dont tell any one so the EBT express doesn’t get dinged

    • She’s collecting from the state
      December 23, 2019 at 6:17 pm

      And she’s a widow according to her FB. That means she collects WiFi benefits until her youngest child is 16, but not if she remarries. The kids collect until 18. She definitely has a scam going.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    December 23, 2019 at 11:21 am

    She doesn’t know anything about the packages, but I bet she can smell food stamps a mile away.

    • Orange flavored queef
      December 23, 2019 at 3:53 pm

      And I bet her baby oven smells like Kneeland St. after a long overdue rain.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 23, 2019 at 11:18 am

    Surprise surprise. She’s a lying spic.

    Almost like spics don’t care about consequences and have criminal tendencies & goya ingrained in their DNA.

  • Not Shocking
    December 23, 2019 at 11:16 am

    More proof that Trump is right

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    December 23, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Slag bitch, whore-cunt with eyebrows painted on by the same bloke who paints the lines in the middle of the road.

    Deserves all she gets, the thieving cow.

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