The Same Hags Whining About Equal Pay Are Taking Their Second Day Off From Work In 6 Weeks To Protest For Rights They Already Have
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South Shore Turtlegirl will not be looking for things to blog about today, because she’s on strike:
Just kidding. She’s not a short-haired hyphenated cheesehog who gets offended by everything. She’s an adult, her kids need her, and the Turtleboy blog never takes days off.
Personally, I’d like to have “A day without miserable whiny fupasloths protesting about rights they already have,” but that would make too much sense. Because as long as Trump is President, we will have protests pretty much every day. That much is clear now.
But this might be the dumbest protest yet. Please, riddle me this jezzies – what rights has any woman in this country lost since January 20? Oh, that’s right, nothing. Literally nothing. This is nothing more than an excuse to not go to work.
Check out what the poontangs over at Jezebel are doing today:
HAHHAHHAHAH!!! Brave??? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! They’re sitting at home watching Orange is the New Black. That’s what qualifies as brave these days with SJW’s. They’re apparently having the male feministos from Deadspin write blogs for them instead so people can see how bad they are. Keep in mind, the intrigue alone is going to bring more people to their site, and since millions of women aren’t working today, they’re gonna have more time to go on too. This is actually gonna make their site a shitload of money. If they actually stood for something real then they’d refuse to publish anything or shut the site down for a day. That way their advertisers can feel the pinch. Instead they’re just not working and calling themselves brave while making more money. Can’t make this stuff up.
Keep in mind, this is the second day off from work the feministos have taken in the last six weeks. Ironically one of the things they will be protesting is the debunked “gender wage gap.” While they’re sitting around doing nothing, their male counterparts at the office will be working, trying to impress the boss, and getting promotions. Then these same hags will complain that the guy in their office makes more money than them.
The best part is that they’re not even protesting!! They’re just staying home and watching the episode of This Is Us that they missed because they were watching Turtleboy Live last night. That’s not a protest. It’s an excuse to not work. And ANY boss with the tiniest degree of self-respect immediately fires anyone who doesn’t show up to work because of this meaningless display of whining.
Believe it or not there are actually school districts shutting down for the day because of this:
These women are a disgrace to their jobs. Teaching is an honorable profession, and kids need you. The most at risk children especially need consistency. They need to know that their teacher will be there for them, because too often their parents are not. But instead their parents are gonna have to find money for sitters or take the day off (with no pay) themselves. Because the needs of children are not nearly as important as the need for middle class white women to throw a hissy fit.
Apparently the point of this is to show the world what it would be like if women didn’t work. Hmmmmmm. No Elizabeth Warren? No Jemele Hill? No Amy Schumer? Where do I sign up?
Now imagine what would happen if we had a “day without men” to show how valuable the work men do is. Well, since most cops and firefighters are dudes, we’d be fucked when it comes to public safety. Hopefully it doesn’t snow, since most plow drivers have a ding-a-ling. Hope your car doesn’t break down because most mechanics are guys. Hey girl, did you take a gigantic dump this morning and clog up the pipes? I’d call the plumber for you, but he’s a guy so it looks like those Lincoln logs aren’t going anywhere for a while.
Anyway, these twatwaffles wouldn’t be doing this if Hillary had won. Yet their “problems” would still be the exact same “problems” they face now. Literally nothing bad has happened to women as a group since Trump became President. And millions of REAL women will be protesting these protesters by doing what they do every day – going to work and taking care of their kids.
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