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Good news folks – the Turtleboy app is finally here:
It’s available for Androids and iPhones. If you search in the App store on your iMachine it’s like the 6th or 7th thing that comes up when you search for Turtleboy Sports. Or you can just click here.
Not sure how to get it on Android since I’ve never used one of those, but we’ll make an announcement shortly. Just couldn’t wait to get this great news out there. No Facebook, no problem. Turtleboy hot takes are now at your fingertips. Thank you for riding the turtle.
38 Comment(s)
Lol let’s see how long this lasts on the apple store.
Please upload to play store. I really want this app! You guys rock!
About fuckin time
Need a tampon, Nancy?
Well done TBS!
PS: does this mean that you will drop your lawsuit against Facebook?
Regards,
Is it true that if I get the new Turtleboy app it will help me land hot babes?
I got it and all my friends are like “is that the Turtleboy app it’s so cool!”.
You imitator you.
Are you from China?
Regards,
(The real) Burt
Luvvvvvvv!!!
How long before it starts hanging, and causing pop-ups of a multitude of ads? How long before it starts grabbing info from your phone?
Grabbing info from your phone???? Just about EVERYTHING “grabs info” about you — Phone, Facebook, computer/laptop, internet, TV, store purchases, etc. etc. If you want to avoid all this, move to the woods and become self-sufficient.
You don’t have to move to the woods to not use the Internet, retard.
PRESUMABLY, all this app should do is push content to you, and shouldn’t need to gather information from your phone. What other reason do they have, except for nefarious reasons (as I ask naively – wink, wink)? If you think they won’t use whatever they can get, then you should go live under a rock!
Have to agree with “DumbFuck”! You ARE a retard!!! A fucking retard!!!
Wow. You seem very paranoid. If you are that paranoid, you should not have a phone or be on the internet at all. Big brother is watching you on all levels ….
Good luck with the app! Don’t whine later when they have something on you! Just simply roll over and let “them” stick it in! Should they provide the lube or do you have it on hand already?
Why would I load your virus-ridden software on my smartphone?
So we can put chodes like you on blast, you fuckin’ meatflap.
Just checked the play store on my Android, couldnt find it. Will keep looking.
We have zero Apple products in our house. Maybe upload the Android app somewhere to download??
Got it. Had to type Turtleboy Sports to get it. Turtleboy was not enough to find it.
Cant find it on android
Did you try to get it on your pager then? How about your 8 Track player, that couldn’t get it either?
Woo-Hoo!! The turtle lives!!
Yay!! Long live Turtleboy!
Turtleboy app! Nice!
Got it 🙂
Good work
Hell yes!!!! I have been waiting for this! Was getting a little sick of the pop up ads but dealt with them anyway because I can’t go without my daily turtle reads!
I can’t find it on my Android
I can’t find it either
I couldn’t find it in the Apple store unless I clicked directly on the link in the article…
Mashing refresh
Just wait til DeDe Delgado and her SJW minions start in with reporting your app as having violated Apple and Google policies… TB will be mewling and blustering about suing Apple and Google in addition to suing Facebook!
My prostate is burned out from fapping to Didi. Why’d you’d have to remind me about her?
Cant wait until didi ODs from huffing too much of her stupid white people-funded paint thinner.
Not if Didi’s fat stanky negro ass is rotting in prison for tax evasion.
Ha ha ha.
Now if Didi Delgado was really smart she would get some white people to “donate” their time writing her an app for free. Then she’d a source of passive income. But noooo, the reparations hustle is WAAAY too much fun!
*Then she’d have a source of passive income.*