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The Turtleboy App Is Now Available In The Apple Store And Available On All Mobile Devices

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Good news folks – the Turtleboy app is finally here:

It’s available for Androids and iPhones. If you search in the App store on your iMachine it’s like the 6th or 7th thing that comes up when you search for Turtleboy Sports. Or you can just click here

Not sure how to get it on Android since I’ve never used one of those, but we’ll make an announcement shortly. Just couldn’t wait to get this great news out there. No Facebook, no problem. Turtleboy hot takes are now at your fingertips. Thank you for riding the turtle.

38 Comment(s)
  • Nope
    January 22, 2018 at 1:42 pm

    Lol let’s see how long this lasts on the apple store.

  • Android user
    January 21, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    Please upload to play store. I really want this app! You guys rock!

  • Fuck You
    January 18, 2018 at 10:11 am

    About fuckin time

    • No, fuck you
      January 18, 2018 at 1:48 pm

      Need a tampon, Nancy?

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    January 18, 2018 at 5:25 am

    Well done TBS!

    PS: does this mean that you will drop your lawsuit against Facebook?


  • Lolajack
    January 17, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    Is it true that if I get the new Turtleboy app it will help me land hot babes?

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    January 17, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    I got it and all my friends are like “is that the Turtleboy app it’s so cool!”.

    • Burt Hurtensteiner
      January 18, 2018 at 5:21 am

      You imitator you.

      Are you from China?


      (The real) Burt

  • Missy Johnson
    January 17, 2018 at 5:22 pm


  • Just wondering
    January 17, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    How long before it starts hanging, and causing pop-ups of a multitude of ads? How long before it starts grabbing info from your phone?

    • BlackandWhite
      January 17, 2018 at 5:17 pm

      Grabbing info from your phone???? Just about EVERYTHING “grabs info” about you — Phone, Facebook, computer/laptop, internet, TV, store purchases, etc. etc. If you want to avoid all this, move to the woods and become self-sufficient.

      • DumbFuck
        January 17, 2018 at 5:50 pm

        You don’t have to move to the woods to not use the Internet, retard.

      • BlackandWhite is a Retard!
        January 18, 2018 at 10:27 am

        PRESUMABLY, all this app should do is push content to you, and shouldn’t need to gather information from your phone. What other reason do they have, except for nefarious reasons (as I ask naively – wink, wink)? If you think they won’t use whatever they can get, then you should go live under a rock!

        Have to agree with “DumbFuck”! You ARE a retard!!! A fucking retard!!!

        • LittleYellowDudeInYourHead
          January 18, 2018 at 11:01 am

          Wow. You seem very paranoid. If you are that paranoid, you should not have a phone or be on the internet at all. Big brother is watching you on all levels ….

          • Little Yellow Sheep who will download the App!
            January 18, 2018 at 11:23 am

            Good luck with the app! Don’t whine later when they have something on you! Just simply roll over and let “them” stick it in! Should they provide the lube or do you have it on hand already?

  • January 17, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    Why would I load your virus-ridden software on my smartphone?

    • Didi's Stinky Snizz
      January 17, 2018 at 5:54 pm

      So we can put chodes like you on blast, you fuckin’ meatflap.

  • Boo
    January 17, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    Just checked the play store on my Android, couldnt find it. Will keep looking.

  • Mediocrity
    January 17, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    We have zero Apple products in our house. Maybe upload the Android app somewhere to download??

  • Georgia Madman
    January 17, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    Got it. Had to type Turtleboy Sports to get it. Turtleboy was not enough to find it. 

  • anna
    January 17, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    Cant find it on android

    • Whats an Andriod?
      January 20, 2018 at 9:00 am

      Did you try to get it on your pager then? How about your 8 Track player, that couldn’t get it either?

  • Shadey
    January 17, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    Woo-Hoo!! The turtle lives!!

  • DO
    January 17, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    Yay!! Long live Turtleboy!

  • Wtf
    January 17, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    Turtleboy app! Nice!

  • SVU
    January 17, 2018 at 2:23 pm

    Got it 🙂

  • R. Ward
    January 17, 2018 at 2:22 pm

    Good work

    • Kk
      January 17, 2018 at 5:12 pm

      Hell yes!!!! I have been waiting for this! Was getting a little sick of the pop up ads but dealt with them anyway because I can’t go without my daily turtle reads! 

  • Court
    January 17, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    I can’t find it on my Android

    • Hales
      January 17, 2018 at 2:54 pm

      I can’t find it either

    • Aly Bo Baly
      January 17, 2018 at 3:34 pm

      I couldn’t find it in the Apple store unless I clicked directly on the link in the article…

      • Dgsfsd
        January 17, 2018 at 3:35 pm

        Mashing refresh

  • Hugh Jass
    January 17, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    Just wait til DeDe Delgado and her SJW minions start in with reporting your app as having violated Apple and Google policies… TB will be mewling and blustering about suing Apple and Google in addition to suing Facebook!

    • Uncle Randy
      January 17, 2018 at 3:26 pm

      My prostate is burned out from fapping to Didi. Why’d you’d have to remind me about her?

    • Smh
      January 17, 2018 at 3:34 pm

      Cant wait until didi ODs from huffing too much of her stupid white people-funded paint thinner.

    • Didi's Stinky Snizz
      January 17, 2018 at 5:55 pm

      Not if Didi’s fat stanky negro ass is rotting in prison for tax evasion.

      Ha ha ha.

    • Sonny's Mom
      January 19, 2018 at 8:44 am

      Now if Didi Delgado was really smart she would get some white people to “donate” their time writing her an app for free. Then she’d a source of passive income. But noooo, the reparations hustle is WAAAY too much fun!

      • Sonny's Mom
        January 19, 2018 at 8:45 am

        *Then she’d have a source of passive income.*

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