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    Good news folks – the Turtleboy app is finally here:

    It’s available for Androids and iPhones. If you search in the App store on your iMachine it’s like the 6th or 7th thing that comes up when you search for Turtleboy Sports. Or you can just click here

    Not sure how to get it on Android since I’ve never used one of those, but we’ll make an announcement shortly. Just couldn’t wait to get this great news out there. No Facebook, no problem. Turtleboy hot takes are now at your fingertips. Thank you for riding the turtle.

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    1. Hugh Jass

      Just wait til DeDe Delgado and her SJW minions start in with reporting your app as having violated Apple and Google policies… TB will be mewling and blustering about suing Apple and Google in addition to suing Facebook!

      1. Uncle Randy

        My prostate is burned out from fapping to Didi. Why’d you’d have to remind me about her?

      2. Smh

        Cant wait until didi ODs from huffing too much of her stupid white people-funded paint thinner.

      3. Didi's Stinky Snizz

        Not if Didi’s fat stanky negro ass is rotting in prison for tax evasion.

        Ha ha ha.

      4. Sonny's Mom

        Now if Didi Delgado was really smart she would get some white people to “donate” their time writing her an app for free. Then she’d a source of passive income. But noooo, the reparations hustle is WAAAY too much fun!

        1. Sonny's Mom

          *Then she’d have a source of passive income.*

    2. Court

      I can’t find it on my Android

      1. Hales

        I can’t find it either

      2. Aly Bo Baly

        I couldn’t find it in the Apple store unless I clicked directly on the link in the article…

        1. Dgsfsd

          Mashing refresh

    3. R. Ward

      Good work

      1. Kk

        Hell yes!!!! I have been waiting for this! Was getting a little sick of the pop up ads but dealt with them anyway because I can’t go without my daily turtle reads! 

    4. SVU

      Got it 🙂

    5. Wtf

      Turtleboy app! Nice!

    6. DO

      Yay!! Long live Turtleboy!

    7. Shadey

      Woo-Hoo!! The turtle lives!!

    8. anna

      Cant find it on android

      1. Whats an Andriod?

        Did you try to get it on your pager then? How about your 8 Track player, that couldn’t get it either?

    9. Georgia Madman

      Got it. Had to type Turtleboy Sports to get it. Turtleboy was not enough to find it. 

    10. Mediocrity

      We have zero Apple products in our house. Maybe upload the Android app somewhere to download??

    11. Boo

      Just checked the play store on my Android, couldnt find it. Will keep looking.

    12. A Fly on the Wall

      Why would I load your virus-ridden software on my smartphone?

      1. Didi's Stinky Snizz

        So we can put chodes like you on blast, you fuckin’ meatflap.

    13. Just wondering

      How long before it starts hanging, and causing pop-ups of a multitude of ads? How long before it starts grabbing info from your phone?

      1. BlackandWhite

        Grabbing info from your phone???? Just about EVERYTHING “grabs info” about you — Phone, Facebook, computer/laptop, internet, TV, store purchases, etc. etc. If you want to avoid all this, move to the woods and become self-sufficient.

        1. DumbFuck

          You don’t have to move to the woods to not use the Internet, retard.

        2. BlackandWhite is a Retard!

          PRESUMABLY, all this app should do is push content to you, and shouldn’t need to gather information from your phone. What other reason do they have, except for nefarious reasons (as I ask naively – wink, wink)? If you think they won’t use whatever they can get, then you should go live under a rock!

          Have to agree with “DumbFuck”! You ARE a retard!!! A fucking retard!!!

          1. LittleYellowDudeInYourHead

            Wow. You seem very paranoid. If you are that paranoid, you should not have a phone or be on the internet at all. Big brother is watching you on all levels ….

            1. Little Yellow Sheep who will download the App!

              Good luck with the app! Don’t whine later when they have something on you! Just simply roll over and let “them” stick it in! Should they provide the lube or do you have it on hand already?

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    15. Burt Hurtensteiner

      I got it and all my friends are like “is that the Turtleboy app it’s so cool!”.

      1. Burt Hurtensteiner

        You imitator you.

        Are you from China?


        (The real) Burt

    16. Lolajack

      Is it true that if I get the new Turtleboy app it will help me land hot babes?

    17. Burt Hurtensteiner

      Well done TBS!

      PS: does this mean that you will drop your lawsuit against Facebook?


    18. Fuck You

      About fuckin time

      1. No, fuck you

        Need a tampon, Nancy?

    19. Android user

      Please upload to play store. I really want this app! You guys rock!

    20. Nope

      Lol let’s see how long this lasts on the apple store.

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