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The Turtleboy Sports App Is Now Available On Google Play, Thank You To The Butthurts For Forcing Us To Improve Our Product

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Breaking News: The Turtleboy Sports app is now available on Google Play by clicking here. 

Remember when they took our Facebook page away two months ago and all the butthurts celebrated because they thought we were toast? All you did was motivate us to improve and invest in our product, up our game, and take Turtleboy to the next level. We are all Turtleboy. And we’re not going anywhere.

35 Comment(s)
  • Sonny's Mom
    February 3, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    Still can’t find app on Google Play.

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 2, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    Oooh, Worcester boys get me so horny. I used to play Pop Warner football and I’d let them all tackle me. I got kicked off the team for not wearing a jockstrap and getting a hard-on. So I became the best cheerleader Quincy ever had. I’m gay and glee and fancy free, and I love it.

  • Apple is for hipsters and homos
    February 1, 2018 at 12:31 pm

    Did DeDe DeFatso and the Russians hack your site? No such app exists and Android is far better than Apple so get with it Turtleboy!

    • Apple owns you
      February 2, 2018 at 5:51 pm

      Android doesn’t test their apps, dipshit. You need antivirus.

  • Hughbo Mont
    February 1, 2018 at 10:28 am

    I cant find it on google play.

  • Patrick
    January 31, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    Found the App on Google Play for my Android phone! Installed it… works great!

  • Mediocrity
    January 31, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    It’s on Google Play under news and magazines.

    tinyurl DOT com BACKSLASH y86k42hu
    (no spaces)

    • Hughbo Mont
      February 1, 2018 at 5:36 am

      backslash? / is a slash

  • Georgia Madman
    January 31, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    I’ve  had the iPhone TB app for weeks and love it. Android losers… kneel before Zod! 

    And I now rarely get on FB. Life is good. 

  • Clarence Harrington III
    January 31, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    I for one appreciate all of your hard work in accomplishing this. Do you accept personal checks? To whom should I make it payable to, the mailing address and a proper amount?

  • hrlyridr
    January 31, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    About time – geez, having to get in line after the Apple (america’s favorite libtard device) store got the app.
    Of course, smart android users are capable of surfing and researching without being spoon fed like the latte drinking, misspelled name junkboxes at Starbucks with the iphones.
    Damm, it doesn’t even work – have your mom get you another hot pocket Cartman, get your fat ass back in the basement and fix this!
    love hrlyridr 😉

  • Lincolntf
    January 31, 2018 at 2:23 pm

    Unfortunately, after the app download and installed, it sent me to the TB logo and…stayed there. No content visible yet.

  • Sad Turtle
    January 31, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    Still cant find it and the link of this post doesn’t work. 🙁

    • Kristina
      February 1, 2018 at 1:49 am

      I had to scroll for a bit, even though I searched Turtleboy it wasn’t the first thing that popped up

  • Hugh Jass
    January 31, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    TB is the ultimate poseur. The canard is that he’s a big tough guy. While the truth is that DeDe Delgado and her SJWs pantsed him repeatedly. Snicker. And DeDe annihilated TB’s FB biz plan. TB is running on fumes as his advertisers flee, as they are rightly concerned because everyone trains their AdBlock to block their ads. Double snicker.

    • DiDi's Drool Bucket
      January 31, 2018 at 6:14 pm

      Some people look up to sports figures.
      Others people look up to geniuses with revolutionary ideas.

      Your idol is a fat stupid black chick who exploits white lesbians’ low self-esteem so that they’ll throw cash at her.

      You are a waste of life.

      • Hugh ass licks didis ass
        February 2, 2018 at 5:40 pm

        Hugh ass is just upset that TBS won’t be defeated

  • January 31, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    Just installed it on my Android phone. Searched Turtleboysports (one word) and it popped right up.

  • Miss Zombie
    January 31, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    Nope, still cant find it. Telegram shows up but not Turtleboy. And the link above wouldnt work for me either. Does it only work on phones? No tablets?

    • Miguelito
      January 31, 2018 at 1:06 pm

      Tried on my phone…nothing

  • Pathetic Wretch!
    January 31, 2018 at 11:59 am

    So, you’re falling back and betting on the App being your “Saving Grace”? (since the FB lawsuit is a losing proposition?)

    Hee! Hee! Good luck with that! Zuck owns your fucking head!

  • Faithful follower
    January 31, 2018 at 11:57 am

    I have the IPhone app since you released it. I’m so happy with my daily TB updates without having to wonder if you were shut down again. Glad to see the Android app is now up and running too!

    Always TB!!!

    • Zuckerberg owns my brain
      January 31, 2018 at 3:59 pm

      You do realize there follower, that TB’ website isn’t getting shut down, it’s just his FB page. You are just relying on FB to go to the website. If you just have the website open on your phone, you can go directly to it without going through FB, and it works still, even when his page doesn’t. Or you know, whatever you think is best…keep on Zuckerbergin

  • Pathetic Wretch!
    January 31, 2018 at 11:54 am

    didn’t you already post some sort of message before about it being available?

    Not enough people downloading it for you?

    Sucking wind in the Google play store?

    Pathetic Wretch!

    • œ
      February 2, 2018 at 10:55 pm


  • Miguellito
    January 31, 2018 at 11:54 am

    Can’t find the app and “click here” doesn’t do anything…..

  • Smowkmi Powl
    January 31, 2018 at 11:51 am

    Can we get an Android version for the app? We’re not all Apple fantards.

    • Miguellito
      January 31, 2018 at 11:55 am

      Google play is Android Pablo

    • Snarf
      January 31, 2018 at 11:56 am

      The last iPhone I had was a 4. Not a 4s. A 4. Loves the Android.

  • Jeffrey
    January 31, 2018 at 11:33 am

    Hell yeah!! Been waiting for this!!

  • Ljs
    January 31, 2018 at 11:23 am

    Ironically enough, when I search Turtleboy sports in the play store– the telegram & Gazette app pops up

    • Miss Zombie
      January 31, 2018 at 12:36 pm


  • Stud McMuffin
    January 31, 2018 at 10:59 am

    Lies TB. Lies! Still no app!

  • 2wEntEe
    January 31, 2018 at 10:50 am

    Doesn’t work. Can’t find app

    • AgingCynic
      January 31, 2018 at 10:57 am

      It works great on an IPhone 7.

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