Smiles And Sunshine

The Turtleboy Sports Fan Page Is Closing In On 10,000 Followers, Page Views Are Back And Our Inbox Is Full, Because We Always Win The War

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Just a reminder to all the Turtleboy butthurts who think they had us on the ropes – we’re winning again. The Turtleboy Sports primary Facebook page is no longer run by our employees. It’s run by fans, using real names, who have no affiliation with us. And they’re about to cross 9,000 followers after adding more than 500 every day over the last 2 weeks.

If you haven’t done so already, follow and like that page by clicking here.

It’s almost like the old days on that page. Posts are getting hundreds of likes, shares, and classic turtle rider commentary. And honestly, that’s what we miss the most. Obviously we liked the page views that came along with it, but there was nothing I enjoyed more than eating my breakfast every morning and catching up on the hilarious turtle riding commentary on our page.

The only downside is that since we don’t run that page we have no control over it, and thus we can’t respond to messages or do Facebook Live shows.

Luckily the admins have an automated message that instructs people who send story ideas to email us at, so our inbox is insanely full every day now. It’s great. You can’t kill us. We’ll only come back stronger. That’s why we’re getting 75,000 people a day this week:

We’ve also got the Turtleboy Sports News page, but who knows how long that will last since we run it. We’re bringing back the Live show on there if it stays up. You can like and follow that page here.

Thousands have downloaded the Turtleboy app from the App store, and we’ve submitted the same to Google so it should be available on Google Play any day now as well.

Anyway, just wanted to remind you all how much we value and appreciate you. Especially the people who hate us but read us every single day. Without you none of this is possible. When they came at us, it was an attack on all of us, so you all bonded together and said, “I am Turtleboy too.” And the Revolution will not be silenced.

27 Comment(s)
  • January 26, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    Is there a pool I can get in on where I predict the day the page gets unpublished again?

    I predict 2/3/18

    • Spider
      January 26, 2018 at 3:18 pm

      I predict your herpes sores are going to pop up again on 2/4/18, and as usual people are going to whisper to each other about you and move two seats away from you on public transportation for the following two weeks.

    • TortugaNino
      January 26, 2018 at 3:46 pm

      fuck u kevin, don’t you have children to scare somewhere!?!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Possibly the longest screen name in turtleboy sports history
      January 26, 2018 at 8:51 pm

      Is that an upcoming half-day at your middle school? Gonna get a gang of 6th graders to mass report TB and then eat Tide pods for yucks, junior?

  • Fall of Singapore
    January 26, 2018 at 12:29 am

    Yup, that’s what I SAID. That it will all come back around. You are persevering and that is an example. Irregardless.

    • wow
      January 26, 2018 at 7:48 pm


  • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
    January 25, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    Are you still taking GoFundMe donations for the lawsuit?

    • Antifa Detector
      January 26, 2018 at 9:31 am

      We don’t do GoFundMes, but you can fellate one of your terrorist liberal bros into setting up one if you’re not too busy smashing store fronts or squatting in ATM machines to protest capitalism.

      Happy Friday, Nancy boy. Try not to get too high. Starbuck’s might call you to fill in for another barista who OD’d on oxys last night.

    • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
      January 27, 2018 at 7:12 pm

      I did NOT write this! Completely agree with Antifa Detector that it’s a NIGGERLIBERAL!!!

  • Larry Nassar
    January 25, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    I love Turtleboy Sports and girls Gymnastics!

  • Shadey
    January 25, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    Love the app too!  but miss all the comments….

  • Burt Hurtensteiner
    January 25, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    Ayden (sic) Kenny (sic) is winning, winning, like he plays for New England!



  • Travis Rearick
    Autistic Turtle
    January 25, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Keep up the good work TBS! You always have my support

  • Hugh Jass
    January 25, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    My main grrl DeDe beat TB like a drum. Left his formerly lucrative FB biz plan in tatters. And she is laughing all the way to the bank. While TB blusters and tilts at lawsuit windmills.

    • Turtle Power
      January 25, 2018 at 5:31 pm


      The tax man is coming for DiDi the cheesehog. We put the word in and she’s getting audited.

      The tax man always has the last laugh, and so do we.

      Heroes in a half shell, Turtle Power. Ratchets beware.

      • TortugaNino
        January 26, 2018 at 9:18 am

        god willing they hit her with a tax bill that convinces her to move to Canada… or maybe Egypt!!

    • Gravy Train Leaves the Station
      January 26, 2018 at 5:47 am

      When Trump cuts off the free Obamaphone, rent subsidy and monthly cash, we won’t be hearing from Didi again. Well, maybe after she waits in line at the library to use the public computer to get on line.

      Tee hee

  • Sveska the Norwegian Herdsman
    January 25, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    On the mountain I only get one station and that station is Turtleboy!

    Take that and get stuffed, you ratchets!

    Peace and yodels,

    Sveska the Norwegian Herdsman

    • Sveska the Norwegian Herdsman
      January 25, 2018 at 4:38 pm

      P.S. I am not on the sh!thole country list.
      P.P.S. I am pleased that you can now say “sh!thole” and not feel shame, since your King has said it. That is progress.

      ~ Sveska

  • Mass Report Didi
    January 25, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    In case you’re new here, this is from the shit stirrer: “When Facebook bans accounts for broadly criticising white people and men, it contributes to society’s failure to understand power dynamics, and therefore enforces white supremacy and rape culture” -Didi Delgado Facebook post

    Racist AND hypocritical! Fuck you, Didi!

    • Hugh Jass
      January 25, 2018 at 5:27 pm

      Brown power! DeDe for governor!!!

      • TortugaNino
        January 26, 2018 at 9:15 am

        the irony of DiDi or even a supporter posting under the name “huge ass” is priceless.

  • TJB
    January 25, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    Great news, TB. Its hilarious how Fox25 shows many of your stories as ‘breaking news’ hours after you post. People are interested in those that are skating through, filling three carts with EBT and then loading them up into a range rover. Somebody has to say it, it might as well be us. I would love to have my rent, heat, electricity and food taken care of. Then I could cruise around in a brand new truck registered to somebody in PR. That frees up money for 60″ TV’s, tattoos, booze and hookers. But, alas I am a straight White Man, so I am not eligible for the lifestyle.

  • Alex Delarge
    January 25, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    Love you Turtleboy! Oh wait I guess that means I love MYSELF!

  • Mark Berry
    Georgia Madman
    January 25, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    Love the app!

    • Travis Rearick
      Autistic Turtle
      January 25, 2018 at 5:38 pm

      Me too it’s straightforward and pop up free! Hell I’d pay a couple bucks a month for it if they made me.

  • Spartacus
    January 25, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    I’m Turtleboy!
    I’M Turtleboy!
    No! I’m Turtleboy!
    You’re all crazy; I am Turtleboy!

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