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Just a reminder to all the Turtleboy butthurts who think they had us on the ropes – we’re winning again. The Turtleboy Sports primary Facebook page is no longer run by our employees. It’s run by fans, using real names, who have no affiliation with us. And they’re about to cross 9,000 followers after adding more than 500 every day over the last 2 weeks.
If you haven’t done so already, follow and like that page by clicking here.
It’s almost like the old days on that page. Posts are getting hundreds of likes, shares, and classic turtle rider commentary. And honestly, that’s what we miss the most. Obviously we liked the page views that came along with it, but there was nothing I enjoyed more than eating my breakfast every morning and catching up on the hilarious turtle riding commentary on our page.
The only downside is that since we don’t run that page we have no control over it, and thus we can’t respond to messages or do Facebook Live shows.
Luckily the admins have an automated message that instructs people who send story ideas to email us at firstname.lastname@example.org, so our inbox is insanely full every day now. It’s great. You can’t kill us. We’ll only come back stronger. That’s why we’re getting 75,000 people a day this week:
We’ve also got the Turtleboy Sports News page, but who knows how long that will last since we run it. We’re bringing back the Live show on there if it stays up. You can like and follow that page here.
Thousands have downloaded the Turtleboy app from the App store, and we’ve submitted the same to Google so it should be available on Google Play any day now as well.
Anyway, just wanted to remind you all how much we value and appreciate you. Especially the people who hate us but read us every single day. Without you none of this is possible. When they came at us, it was an attack on all of us, so you all bonded together and said, “I am Turtleboy too.” And the Revolution will not be silenced.